>>67666344>Oh my God, this is really happening.>She's grabbing my waistband. I never thought this day would come.>Thank you, Raptor Jesus, for delivering unto me this wheelchair-bound angel.>She's pulling it down, slowly, slowly...>A lascivious smile on her face...>That disappears when my dick is freed.>...Huh?>She's squinting. The way she does when she's disappointed or upset.>My heart starts hammering in a completely different way from seconds ago. Sweat trails down the back of my head as a knot forms in my stomach.>I-it's not too small, is it...?"Wh- uh, what's wrong, Olivia?"
>Her squint travels from my rod to me."Inco."
>She takes the tiny shades off of my pecker and holds them up."What the hell is this?"
>Now it's my turn to be confused. ...And a little embarassed.
"They're, uh, prescription."
>Her expression morphs into exasperated confusion, her hands raising up into the air next to her."Pre- what do you MEAN, prescription?"
>I'm blushing as I stammer defensively."Y'know, prescription! Like, from a doctor! It's not that weird!"
"Inco, you have sunglasses on your dick!"
"Well, plenty of guys have them!"
"They do not."
"How would you know?"
>She shuts up at the last retort. She is, admittedly, also a virgin. Rubbing her temple, she accedes."...Fine. Whatever. But we are NOT doing anything with those shades on. It makes your cock look like you and that's fucking weird."
"...I thought you liked kissing me."
"INCO!"
>I regret that little teasing when I remember that my girlfriend has a bite strength of over 2000 PSI. Thank Raptor Jesus (again) she decided to stare daggers at me instead of use it.okay that's all for the break
>>67666217midwesterner detected
move to dinofornia and a baryonix with shitty legs will be in your future