>Finally...FINALLY!
>I knew there was a way, there had to be.
>As I flip through the dusty, yellow pages, my heart thumbs with grim excitement.
>It can be all normal again, we can go back to how it once was...
>These...words, I don't understand them, but I know what they mean, deep in my bones.
>Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh...
>As I begin chanting, my tongue begins to feel numb and limp in my mouth, bones trying to escape from my skin, trying to drag me away from this
>But no, I'm not letting it, I've lost enough so far, and I will NOT lose this.
>As the vocalization ends...I can see her.
>It has to be...floating gracefully in the center of the ritual circle.
>She stares down at me.
>No, no, it can't...
>Her hair begins to mold into a solid apprendage of flesh
>I can't tell where her body begins and where it ends, it's coiling around itself like a mobius strip
>She...It opens it's mouth, a horrid cackle escaping from within.
(Now, Eldritch Anon, full horror, or a """"""wholesome""""""" twist?)