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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:31:42 No.70899102 Report

>Today is not going to go well, I just know it.
>Call it a gut feeling or something, but inviting people over to my place was a bad call.
>I try to distract myself from my impending doom by checking my phone again.
>Yet my mind keeps playing the scene over and over again in my head.
>Tiffany asked me what I was planning
>That question alone should’ve set off a bunch of alarms in my head, but retarded as I am, I answered with “Nothing really”
>Queue her gushing over how we should hang out at my place today since my dad’s out of town for the whole week and Mom won’t be home until tomorrow afternoon.
.
.
.
>I snap out of my trance of playing video games on my console, as the doorbell rings.
>Fuck. I was praying that maybe they wouldn’t show up for some reason.
>I reluctantly get up from my comfortable seat on the couch in the living room and walk over to the door.
>”NEWBIE!”
>What awaits me there is a bone-crushing hug from Madison.
>”Ugh-...Fucking Christ, you’re breaking my ribs!”
>”I’m happy to see you too.”
>That stupid fucking smile on her face causes my anger to immediately turn into mild annoyance at best.
>”J-Just…let me get some air.”
>As she releases me from those tree trunks she calls arms, I stumble back and rest my arms on my knees to breathe.
>Fuck, she really knocked all of the air out of my lungs with that bearhug.
>After my face returned to a somewhat normal color, I slump down on the sofa, while Mimi trails around the living room looking at basically everything possible.
>Even if it was the most mundane shit you could imagine.
>”Ooooh, so that’s where you live. Never seen a human house from the inside!”
>”Dude, it’s just a house. Same as everyone else’s.”
>She giggles like a child in a candy store, just as the bell rings again.
cont.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:34:38 No.70899178 Report

Quoted By: >>70899256

>This time, it’s Diego, paired with Tiffany and Ciro.
>The baryonyx plants two smooches on both sides of my face, before letting himself in.
>”Hola hermano~. Thanks for letting us stay over today.”
>”Yeah yeah, whatev-”
>Before I get to finish my sentence, Tiffany pulls me into the second bone-crushing hug of the day.
>I’m gonna need a hospital visit after this, I swear.
>”Awww thank you Newa. I can’t thank you enough for letting us lounge at your place for the afternoon.”
>”G-Ghhh…A-Air!”
>I barely manage to press out the word, just as Tiffany releases her grip on my torso.
>”O-Oops! M-My apologies Newa…Are you okay?”
>”I’m f-fine cough cough …Just please warn me next time.”
>I can see a green snout peeking out from behind Tiffany’s legs.
>”Hey Ciro.”
>”...Oggi non si ruba.”
>Not even gonna try to guess what the hell that means.
>”Hey, speaking of…where the hell is Leon? I thought Ciro never leaves his side?”
>Tiffany perks up and turns back around to me.
>”O-Oh, right! Sorry about that, I forgot to mention it from the jump. Leon’s taking a little longer, because he had a run-in with the school’s janitor.”
>My eyebrow immediately raises up.
>”The janitor? What the hell could he possibly want from Leon?”
>Tiffany grimaces while explaining.
>”W-Well…turns out that one of the goodies that Leon sold to a fellow classmate ended up being used for a prank on the poor janitor. Or uh-...rather his car.”
>Dear god, who the hell did Leon sell to, and more importantly what.
>”Well, either way. He’ll be here in about 20 minutes. So don’t fret.”
>Whatever, I guess that’s just one less lunatic to babysit for now.
>As I sit back down on the couch, the others follow suit.
>The next few minutes are…surprisingly bearable.
cont.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:37:51 No.70899256 Report

Quoted By: >>70899296

>>70899178
>Since I had a few spare controllers lying around, we played some Rock Ring on split-screen. I also showed them my animal crossing island, which was my pride and joy.
>Am I a fucking dweeb for this? Yes.
>Do I give a shit? No.
>After being brutally slaughtered by Tiffany, who was bafflingly competent at shooters, another ring of the doorbell interrupts us.
>”I’ll get it!”
>Mimi practically leaps off her seat and to the door, startling Leon who definitely wasn’t expecting the door to be opened not even a second after he rang it.
>”Yooo dudes. What’s cookin’?”
>As we all finally get settled in, I start to notice that Mimi had been staring at me.
>Even more intensely than usual.
>She’s been like that ever since hugging me earlier.
>What the hell has gotten into her?
>”Hey Newa, could I borrow your kitchen please? I brought some ingredients for a nice little pesto. I figured that since you’d be hosting us, it was only fair we’d handle dinner.”
>”Right through that door over there.”
>I lazily point to a door opposite of the room that led into our small kitchen, packed with all the utensils that Dad picked up over the years.
>Dad always had been a bit of a hoarder when it came to “useful” kitchen appliances.
>And yet, I still have yet to use that smoothie maker that’s been gathering dust in our cupboards ever since my father bought it for an absurd sum of money.
>To this day, I’m pretty sure he got scammed and is now too prideful to admit it.
>As Diego and Tiffany disappear into the kitchen, Leon and Ciro also get up from the couch.
>”Yo bro, I gotta use the toilet real quick. Can you point me to where?”
>I groan before pointing to the doorframe leading into the hallway.
>”Down the hall and then on the left. The door with the weird David Bowie sticker on it.”
>Leon gives me a pat on the shoulder before leaving the room.
>Ciro immediately goes after him like a baby duck following its mom.
cont.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:39:22 No.70899296 Report

Quoted By: >>70899383

>>70899256
>Wait, why the fuck is she even following him? I thought he had to use the bathroom?
>Before I can finish that thought though, I realize my mistake.
>It’s now just me and Madison sitting here in the living room.
>And she’s staring me down like a tiger who hasn’t eaten in 3 days.
>”Uhh…Can I help you?”
>Mimi seems to snap out of it, clearing her throat before putting on a smile.
>”Say, Newbie…is it true that humans are warm-blooded?”
>That question catches me off guard. I thought she was about to ask another weird ass question about my skin or my diet.
>”Well, yeah. We’re technically mammals, so we have warm blood, unlike you dodg-...dinosaurs.”
>Mimi scoots closer to me on the sofa as I try to focus back on the TV screen, scrolling through my library of games to figure out what to play next.
>”Mhhh…”
>With absolutely no warning whatsoever, Mimi gets way too close, before dropping herself into my lap.
>It felt like someone had just dropped a wrecking ball onto my thighs.
>The weight immediately starts cutting off the blood supply to my legs.
>”Madison what the FUCK?! Get the hell off my lap!”
>Mimi lets out a huge sigh, before basically melting into me.
>What the hell is wrong with her?
>I can hear her let out a small growl of relief as she closes her eyes.
>”Hey! Madison! Fuck off from my lap! I mean it!”
>I try to push her off, but that felt like trying to move a solid brick wall. No matter how hard I pressed her away from me, she’d just slip right back into her spot a second later.
>Eventually I give up and slump back into the couch’s backrest.
>God fucking damnit…why the hell does my heart beat so fast all of the sudden? It’s like I just ran a marathon.
>...
>Nevermind, I probably shouldn’t dwell on it for too long.
cont.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:42:21 No.70899383 Report

Quoted By: >>70899453

>>70899296
>”Dude, seriously. Get off me already! I can’t feel my legs.”
>The airhead of a triceratops seems to think doing the opposite of what I said is funny now as she snuggles even deeper into my lap.
>I sigh and just accept my fate.
>The kitchen door opening snaps me out of my spiraling thoughts before they can go too far into the wrong direction again.
>”Why, hello you two lovebirds~”
>Of course Diego of all people had to see us like this.
>”Could you please get her off already? I can’t feel my legs.”
>He giggles and gives me a wink before getting closer to my couch.
>”Oh, I wouldn’t dare! I don’t want to take this away from dear Mims~”
>Great, so he’s no help either.
>As he keeps on blabbering, he suddenly closes his mouth and stares at me for a moment.
>Then he scoots his chair closer to me.
>”Hey Newa, dear? Has anyone ever told you that you’re pretty warm?”
>I look at him, a grimace forming on my face.
>”Yes, actually. About 2 minutes ago, when this idiot started using me as a pillow.”
>I point down to Mimi, who’s spent the last minute just giggling like a child getting full access to a candy store.
>”Well, she has a good sense for all things pleasurable.”
>He gives me a small smirk, before tapping Mimi on the shoulder.
>Without any kind of communication, I can feel that they are hatching a plan.
>Before I can react, Mimi stands up from her seat again, scoops me up with her hands and places me back down. This time I’m the one sitting on HER lap.
>Hell fucking no.
>I try to struggle out of the restraints that are Mimi’s arms wrapping around my torso, but before I even get a chance of escaping, Diego now takes up the spot on my lap.
>”What the FUCK are you idiots doing?!”
>”Just enjoying the warmth compañero…”
>As I can feel them slowly snuggling into me, I realize that…yes, they are both oddly cold to the touch.
cont.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:45:02 No.70899453 Report

Quoted By: >>70899525

>>70899383
>Not ice cube cold, but like a blanket that’s been left outside in the cold for like 15 minutes.
>Before I can ponder on my current situation any longer though, the door to the kitchen swings open again, this time Tiffany comes barging in.
>”Alright, the pasta sauce is done, now we just need to wait for the water to boil-...”
>I meet her stare as she analyzes the situation at hand.
>”...Guys, what are you doing?”
>Mimi answers, resting her head on my beanie.
>”We found out that Newa’s warm-blooded.”
>Tiffany gives her a justifiably confused look.
>”Well yeah, obviously. He’s a human, all humans are warm-blooded. We learned that in like…middle school biology, Madi. I don’t see why-...”
>She stops mid sentence, before a grin starts to appear on her face.
>Dear God.
>Please.
>No.
>Not her too.
>”I see…you guys mind if I-”
>”You’re welcome to take the spot behind me hermana~”
>He doesn’t have to say that twice, as she scoots right next to Mimi on the couch, leaning herself against my right arm and allowing Diego to use her legs as a headrest.
>Am I fucking dreaming right now? What the hell is wrong with these guys?!
>They’re acting like I’m the only hot chick at a house party.
>Mimi nudges her head against mine even more, her arms wrapped tightly around my stomach.
>Her lips meet the nape of my neck for a brief moment, as she starts to sap all the heat from my head.
>Luckily it wasn’t particularly cold, so even with these three glorified ice packs glued to me, I’m not feeling chilly.
>Still doesn’t mean that I like this current…thing.
cont.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:47:23 No.70899525 Report

Quoted By: >>70899624

>>70899453
>Then it hits me.
>Leon and Ciro are about to come back.
>Yeah, he’ll sort this out. Leon has always been a bro when I needed it. I’m sure he can get these guys to leave me the hell alone.
>As if on queue, Leon and Ciro come strolling back into the room. Both of them look a little…disheveled, but otherwise fine.
>What the hell were those two even doing for so long? They were in the bathroom for like 15 minutes.
>"Wassup gang? We missed anything or-...”
>I give Leon a pleading look as I signal to the three dinosaurs currently making themselves comfortable as if I’m some kind of makeshift AC unit.
>Ciro looks at me, then to Leon, then back to me. Then she starts cackling, holding her stomach so that she wouldn’t collapse.
>That’s the first time I’ve ever heard Ciro laugh. Her laugh was gruff and hoarse, as if she was in desperate need of water and a cough drop.
>Even if I wished she wouldn’t be doing it because this situation was utterly ridiculous…It was oddly sweet to see her express herself with something other than grunts and whispers in a different language for once.
>”Leon please, you gotta help me man.”
>Tiffany perks up and waves the duo over invitingly.
>”Leon, you gotta get in on this…I’ve never felt this relaxed in my life…it’s like I’m laying on one of those floor heaters they have in the east.”
>Leon looks at her, actually considering the offer for a second.
cont, almost done.

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 21:50:24 No.70899624 Report

Quoted By: >>70899653 >>70899693 >>70899770 >>70899829

>>70899525
>Then he approaches me from behind, putting one of his hands on my chest.
>”Woah…”
>His eyes widen, and a small shimmer appears in them just as he jumps over the armrest and leans on my right shoulder to balance out Tiffany’s weight.
>...
>You have got to be fucking joking.
>But there was one last hope.
>Ciro please I’m begging y-
>...Where the hell is Ciro?
>Just as the thought finishes baking in my head, I notice movement on the floor, right next to my legs.
>Before I even get the chance to protest, Ciro brings apart my legs before squeezing in between.
>God FUCKING damnit.
>Welp…guess I’m gonna be stuck here for a bit.
>This is way too much physical contact everywhere at once.
>And Madi isn’t helping one bit with her occasional small pecks on my neck.
>”Can you fucking stop doing that already?”
>I whisper over my shoulder to Mimi, who starts to giggle again.
>”Not a chance Newbie…I’m not gonna let this opportunity go to waste~.”
>...I genuinely question why the hell I even started hanging out with this group of lunatics.
>Also I need to start listening to my gut feeling more.
Fin. there ya go.