>The Snoot bois go on a camping trip in Reed's backyard. >The three of them sit around the fire pit late at night. >Reed speaks up while passing a couple beers to Naser and Anon to facilitate underage drinking. >"How 'bout you man? You got some little minx waiting for you on the other side of tomorrow?" >Anon takes the can and opens it before turning to the raptor. >"Me? Nah I've never really had a girlfriend... I was really hoping I'd get laid during this semester but that's not gonna happen." >Naser nods to himself before Reed turns to look at him. >"How 'bout you masterclass? You got a certain someone you're trying to get with back in Volcano High?" >Anon physically recoils and turns to Naser. >"What!? Naser? He's like ten inches deep in Para twenty four sevennnnn!" >"Nah you missing me amigo, I'm talking about something special, big difference. How about it?" >Naser takes a few seconds to respond. >"...yeah, yeah there is." >Reed shrugs and gives him a smile. >"Well? What're the deets, you hoping on a date or what?" >Naser looks down at his can, a flash of grief in his eyes. >"No, I mean, I always wanted to but... I guess I just never really had the courage to ask. It's... It's complicated." >"Naw, it's simple as pie amigo! You plant your feet on the ground, you look 'em square in the eye and you say: 'Hey! Baby you and me is going on a date!' N'das end of story!" >"What's her name amigo?" >A couple more seconds pass, Naser stares off into the distance. >"...Anon." >Anon frowns and turns to Naser. Reed squints not really processing Naser's words. >"Listen here Anon..." >Naser looks up from his can, realizing what he just blurted out. >"...Anon? What the fuck did I just hear, Anon!?" >"Did you just say my n-" >"No!" >"That sounded like my na-" >"No I said none! That's what I said, none!" >"It sounded like Anon." >"Look I'm Naser Aaron, okay? I love the Parapussy, aight!? Now lay your asses back down and look at the stars." Cont.
>>67813673 >Reed sips from his can and speaks up. >"When you said I love Parapussy was you thinking of dangling your dice on Anon's forehead?" >Anon spits out the beer he was drinking and begins to cough out a lung. >"Naw hell no! What!? Cmo- look-" >"Man everyone's gay once in a while! This high school!" >"Look I'm not gay! How about we do this? How about we all go back to drinking?" >"Okay, cool amigo." >"This is ridiculous! I got a date tomorrow!" >Naser sniffles. Fin.