>>69324271 How about... Anon and Naomi (A couple) decide to go on a date where Anon tries a Vegan dish chosen by Naomi and Naomi a meat one chosen by Anon to see what they're missing out on?
>"Anon come on! I'm a herbiv-" Her giggly speech is cut off as I jam my burger at her again. Greasy spot left right on her mouth as she reels back, frustratedly squinting at me as she leans back. >"Herbivore!" Both hands on the table. I wiggle my eyebrows at her and remind her of my ape heritage. These arms are made for stretching, sweetie. >It's back in her face as she does her best to avoid my pressing. Small grunts and huffs as she keeps swiveling while I try to sneak it into her mouth. Finally she puts her foot down. >"Okay! Okay one bite!" I beam with pride. She huffs, again relenting to my antics. Fourth or fifth time, now. Really getting good at pressing her buttons. >However, out comes a stipulation. "You have to try mine, too." I look over to her plate, leafy greens and not a single drop of dressing in sight. Might as well be leaf trimmings with a couple slices of varying crunchy pieces of water laid upon the top. >It's a heavy decision. I slowly sit my greaseball down and think, hard. Is it worth having to chew through cow feed to get her to take a walk on my side of life? Tough. As I ponder I notice her roll her eyes, heavily. I snicker again. Alright we do this. >"Deal." I offer the burger as she slides her plate over to me. Bigger than I'd thought. >I skewer a leaf and a few other vegetables of varying pale verdant. I slowly move them up to my mouth and drop them in. My god this needs just...anything. Salt, sauce, pepper. It's like eating cardboard. Vile. >I look up to see a wide-eyed para just...gawking. Mouth slowly moving as she savors the taste. I smugly set the fork down, the veggies more than enough for now. >"You eat this all the time?" She's gazing intently at the thing, turning it in her hands. I smirk and go for the killing blow. >"They make herbi versions of those, you know?" >Her eyes, wide in shock, slowly slide up the table and onto mine. A small utterance is mumbled out. Cont one more.
>"...really?" I notice she's stopped chewing but hasn't released grip of my burger. I move a hand over to get it back and find her pull it back. I snort in surprise. >As she realizes what she's doing she quickly blushes and almost drops the thing into my hands. >I nod to her, confirming. "Yup. Maybe you should try it next time." >She sheepishly nods as she returns to her veggie meal, almost listlessly. >I watch her poke a few more mouthfuls down, mumbling as she goes for the salt.