Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2024 22:51:30 No.69441896 Report

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>>69441847
Spears, with a cool smirk on his face, gives anon a spear because humans are allowed to carry weapons for self-defense. Despite protests and stereotypes, anon gets into it as he finds out how useful a tool it can be, even when used not for it's intended purpose.

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2024 00:04:10 No.69443747 Report

Quoted By: >>69444051

>>69441896

>"I'm quite pleased to offer this to you, Anon. The district finally approved my motion. I present to you the finest tool for self-defense ever made."
>He hands me a goddamned spear. Solid and heavy. Here I am getting stereotyped by my own goddamned race. I start to bemoan the gift but see he well and truly is happy to hand this thing to me. Even has to wipe a tear from his eye. I accept it and consider just dumping it off...somewhere. It's quite big, almost as tall as me. I consider where I'd even leave it, it's too big for my locker.
>"You can come by and get that every morning, I'll give you a pass to be a few minutes tardy to your first period." Seemingly he reads my mind as I look this thing over. Well, shit. Guess I'm stuck with it now.
>He waves me off as I step out into the hallway, quickly drawing a shit-ton of attention. Lots of "Look the skinnie has an actual spear!" and it's ilk. Well shit.
>I use it as an almost walking cane as I move along, several snide jeers as I go. Thanks, Spears. Really working on making my life easy here. I groan as I look at the thing.
>Pretty well made, solid wood with a metal tip. Heavier than it looks and pretty sharp looking.
>I just about bump into a taller dino guy while I wasn't paying attention. I stumble back and instinctively step back and...point the spear. God fucking damnit.
>I start to pull it back as I get a chide. "Oh big scary stick you got there, skinn....ie?" I notice he taps the tip of the spear and slowly pulls his hand back as he trails. A bright red bead of blood on the tip of his finger. Holy shit it's THAT sharp? I look at the thing itself to see he's left a bit of himself on it.
>I quickly hide behind my newfound power, stancing up as I point it at him. Shaky but it does it's job. He steps back.
>"Woah hey dude I was just pulling your leg, come on."I squint at him as he pulls his hands up. It takes a moment to scuttle off. I hear a note as I go.
>"He's really allowed to have that?"
cont.

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2024 00:17:18 No.69444051 Report

Quoted By: >>69444353

>>69443747
>Wild. I carry a new pep in my step as I go along. I step into first period and quickly notice Naomi's abject horror. It's replaced with her normal plasticity but several times over it breaks as she just simply can't fathom it.
>"Did...Spears give you that?" I nod and smile playing with it a bit.
>She looks it up and down several times, doing her absolute best to not lose her mind as I take my seat. Spear leaning up against my desk. Several glances. I smile back.
>Class moves on quickly. You know I think this might be quite the fun thing to carry around. I just about bound out as class ends. There's already starting to be a wide berth of students as I move along. Word must have gotten out about this being actually dangerous. Human plus spear makes for a mighty combination it seems.
>Riding high I march on over to science. Fang is instantly in tatters as I enter. Giggling and chuckling.
>"You're fucking kidding me! Really!?"
>I let it slide off me. I have a spear I don't have to take her shit. I slide over and plant the thing between us, heavily and loudly slapping it onto the ground. It startles her slightly.
>"Wait you're not kidding? That thing's real?" I nod and lean it at her as she runs her hand along it.
>"Fucking crazy school..." She shakes her head, side-eyeing the thing as it looms over her. Bet it's spooking those dino genes something fierce. I have that power now. I ride it high.
>I don't think Fernsworth even notices it behind those goggles. No matter.
>Finally I get to show the thing off to it's primary target. I step inside math as the purple triceratops leers at me extremely hard. I tap the thing along the floor pretty hard as I take my seat, Trish instantly up and over to me.
>Reed tries to drag her back but she's insistent.
>"Fuck off." I beam at her, running a hand up along the shaft of the spear as I respond.
>"Something the matter?"
cont.

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2024 00:30:49 No.69444353 Report

Quoted By: >>69444429 >>69444451 >>69444651 >>69444673 >>69444777

>>69444051
>"Fucking skinnie. A spear? No shame whatsoever, huh?"
>I lean the thing against my shoulder as I sit and lean back. Wiggling my eyebrows at her, deviously.
>"Nope. Guess not." I beam at her as she scowls at me.
>"There's no way it's real."
>I tack it against the ground, ringing a bit.
>"Wanna try?"
>She squints deeper and harder. Slowly but surely coming to a conclusion.
>"Bring it."
>I gladly oblige, her horns pressed up against the shaft as I stand. She presses forward and I deftly spin the shaft and parry hear, sending her scrambling to the floor.
>She shoots up, red and furious. I put on my shittiest shit eating grin as she stamps away, Reed merely shrugging at me. I'll have to absolutely make sure to thank Spears after this. Humie and his spear.

Fin. Off now was fun.