Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 00:34:38 No.67103186 Report

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>>67103163
>all pteros have a childhood fondness for the taste of vomit from basic species traits

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 00:33:34 No.67103163 Report

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>>67102660
>>67103149

>Amber and Greene eat weird and gross things
>Amber eats disgusting dessert concoctions that could give a horse diabetes
>Greene eats moss, pinecones, fruit cores, citruses whole and mummified MREs
>They both eat bugs

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 01:04:58 No.67103965 Report

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>>67103163
>Anon takes his 7 year-old kids on a fishing trip
>Nearest lake is about an hour away
>Makes a pit stop
>The kids pick out snacks and drinks for themselves while Anon gets some nightcrawlers to use as bait
>He tosses the paper bag containing his purchases in the backseat with the kids
>Not even a second after they get back in the car, Anon hears the twins devouring their snacks
>"Hey guys, make sure you leave some for me"
>They make it to the lake
>Anon rents a small aluminum boat from the marina
>He grabs the tacklebox, a few fishing poles and the paper bag
>Him and the kids set off on the lake
>They ride around on the boat for a bit before they start fishing
>Anon starts feeling a bit peckish
>"Did you two save your dad any snacks?"
>The kids look a bit worried
>Anon looks in the paper bag
>Surprisingly, the bags of chips the kids picked out are unopened
>Then Anon spots it
>The small styrofoam box containing the bait is ajar
>No worms in sight
>There's not even any dirt left
>Anon sighs as he looks to the kids
>Both of the kids look down in shame
>Amber fishes something out of her pocket
>She procures a single worm
>"I saved one for you, daddy"
>Anon takes the worm from his daughter
>She looks to him expectantly
>He doesn't want the kids to think he's mad at them
>"...thanks, sweetie"
>Anon proceeds to eat the worm

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 01:08:05 No.67104073 Report

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>>67103965
>"...thanks, sweetie"
>Anon proceeds to eat the worm
What a fucking dad.

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 01:21:43 No.67104435 Report

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>>67104310
>>67103965
>>67104073
>'Cmon Anon, you don't wanna be the lame dad that dissapoints your kids. You watched 'How To Eat Fried Worms' like 50 times as a kid... oh god why the fuck did that part CRUNCH?'

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 01:27:25 No.67104567 Report

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>>67104435
>Oh god did it just wiggle? Oh Dino Jesus it’s still alive!

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 01:29:01 No.67104602 Report

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>>67104435
>>67104567
>Keep chewing anon, just keep chewing. You made it this far. Don't stop now

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 01:39:16 No.67104834 Report

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>>67104567
>>67104602
>Greene looks up at him.
>"The wiggling is my favorite part."
>why.png
>Anon simply nods and pats his son's head as he struggles to chew.
>Greene gives him a worm-gut covered smile.
>'NOPE I'M GONNA PUKE'

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 01:51:03 No.67105115 Report

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>>67104834
>>67104870
>Despite his best efforts, his clumsiness He throws up ONTO the ptwins
>Amber lets out a loud "EEWWWWW" while Greene lets out a general squeal.
>Anon's brain is split 3 ways into guilty dad mode, "Lucy is gonna fucking kill me", and still recovering from disgust.
>"Oh god, kids I'm so sorry kiddos, let me- Oh sweet raptor jesus Greene what are YOU DOING!?".
>Greene is licking what vomit got onto his hands.
>Anon's face when Amber just looks at her brother and begins licking her arm feathers.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 02:01:52 No.67105377 Report

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>>67105115
>Fang when they get back and Anon tells her the entire story.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 02:35:13 No.67106099 Report

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>>67105902
>lucy has a stressful day
>so have the kids
>"don't worry honey I'll get dinner"
>goes to the fishmarket
>brings bag a bucket of chum
>anon watches his delighted family tuck in
>"don't you want some, dear?"
>"nah I'm on a diet"

Anonymous Thu 04 Jul 2024 02:50:37 No.67106502 Report

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>>67106099
>Anon sits on the bed of the doctor's office as the saurian medical points a light into his open maw
>The doctor depresses Anon's tongue with a popsicle stick to get a better look at the chief complaint, which is glaringly obvious
>"Anon... it's no wonder you're having a difficult time talking and swallowing. Your esophagus is in absolutely HORRIBLE shape, it looks like someone shoved a ball of steel wool down there! What on Earth have you been doing to cause this?"
>Anon shuffles awkwardly, trying to find the right words to explain
"Well, uh... You see, my wife just had a baby a few months ago and I err, try to help out where I can..."
>The doctor's eyes narrow and he raises an eyebrow
"Look, she works real hard and sometimes I need to be the one to feed the baby, and uhh... Did I mention my wife is a ptero?"
>The doctor's hard gaze doesn't leave Anon's, a silent aura of disapproval is passed along
>"Anon... Stop regurgitating immediately."