>"Really though Hannah, I can't thank you enough. Usually I would get my parents or their godmother to look after them but my Father just got back surgery so my mother can't keep an eye on them, and their godmother is down in las vegas with her friends. None of the local nannys return my calls anymore and-"
>"Oh, You won't have to worry about a thing Lucy. I know a thing or two about rambunctious children. You know Anon used to be quite the mischievous child back then! I just hope you and my son have a good anniversary week together!"
>"That's great, just keep in mind they have a strict 8 o clock bedtime, don't give Amber too much sugar, don't let Greene watch too much gore or violence but war documentaries are okay, make sure Amber takes her adderal if she's getting too rambunctious if she gets fussy about taking it just wrap it in some food or cheese, or whatever, make ABSOLUTELY SURE Greene takes his pills every day after breakfast and after lunch, if he ever has an attack call me and make sure you give him alot of physical affection and comfort but don't suffocate him."
>"Okay."
>"Make sure you keep a close eye on them when they're playing in the backyard, don't let them near ANY anthills or they'll start eating them and get ants all over themselves, if they ever get sick to the point of puking, keep an eye on the other one as you clean up because they'll try to eat it, really if you ever need anything check the list or just call."
>"E-excuse me Lucy, but those last two?"
>"What about em?"
>"It's just, well-"
>"Oh! Right. Uh..."
>Lucy blushes shuffling her hands.
>"Well... after half a year of breastfeeding, us pteros feed our children by uh... gosh it's kinda embarrassing... regurgitating food into our children's mouths. Usually their cravings for it go away after their second birthday but... I don't think the ptwins ever got the memo."
>"That.. makes sense I suppose, but what about the thing about eating ants?"
>"Oh that? They're just autistic as shit."
>"Oh."