>I wake up with something anchoring me down. My green wife is sleeping on top of me, securing me to the bed.
>It's like she wanted to make sure that I'm still with her when she wakes up. She looks happy, smiling softly as her warm breath hits my face.
>Can't help but notice that we're closer to the floor for some reason... Oh... Right.
>We managed to break yet another one. This is going to be the sixth bed we replaced after estrus season in our eight years of marriage.
>At least no worried neighbours calling the cops this time.
>I'm pretty sure it's early in the morning, too bad the alarm clock is completely annihilated. We fell on it while she was deathrolling me.
>Good thing the kids were staying over Randy's all week long.
>I scan the room to see how bad it is. Torn clothes, broken furniture, a lot of empty water bottles and energy drink cans...
>Only one or two condoms, we stopped bothering after the first few. Better start coming up with names I guess.
>My shades are nowhere to be found. Great.
>My back and shoulders still sting a little, and I can almost smell the dried blood, drowned by the sweet scent of her.
>Pelvis feels a little sore but other than that I'm ok. I'm forever thankful that I never stopped working out after high school.
>It was mostly so I could carry my gator-y lover anytime anywhere.
>I gently shake Mrs. Nito to get her to wake up.
Will cont. if you guys want me to.