Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2024 01:44:06 No.69159511 Report

>>69159379
Inco tries to hit new trend to hit humans:
genetic splicing.

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:07:47 No.69161352 Report

>>69159511
>I look at the pamphlet skeptically.
>”Human genome splicing! Visit our facility today and you will be at least 0.000000005% more dino by the time you leave!”
>”Couldn’t hurt to try” I think to myself as I think back to last night when me and Olivia were in bed. Things were getting a little heated but I got a bit……. too excited and couldn’t continue.
>She said she understood that it's just a human thing, but she sounded so disappointed and I felt like I let her down as her husband.
>Not to mention the last time her father came down to visit. He didn’t seem too enthusiastic about me dating her and I overheard him Speak about how he wishes she had gotten with another Baryonyx, or at least another Saurian.
>Well this will help fix things. I will make Her father proud and I will be the husband that she deserves
>Entering the address of the gene splicing clinic into my phone I start up my car and set off toward it
>Pulling into the parking lot of the clinic I notice a man with slicked black hair and glasses and donning a black suit greeting everyone at the front desk
>Pulling into a parking spot and making sure to grab the 50% gene splicing off coupon I clipped from the adverts I got in the mail, I walk up to the greeter and notice that behind his popped collar he seems to have scales that travel down his body but his entire body shape and appearance is human…

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:09:04 No.69161374 Report

Quoted By: >>69161423

>>69161352
>”I see you’ve noticed my scales….” the mysterious man speaks up upon noticing me “I’ve gotten my genes spliced before with dino DNA. I guess you can say I’m a walking advertisement, haha……” the man lets out a chuckle before filling the silence once more “I’m stronger, faster, have more endurance. I’m overall better than any normal human such as yourself. But you can fix that by having a procedure done at this clinic here.”
>His sales pitch convinces me that I’m doing the right thing for Olivia. I go to shake his hand and thank him for his time but I realize I never caught his name
>”Oh well you’ve certainly sold me on this idea Mr…..?”
>”Oh, you can just call me the speaker…”
>The mysterious man folds his hands together and lets his sentence fade off, blankly staring into my eyes with the plastic smile of his as he leaves my hand hanging
>Odd but after a short time expecting him to move once more I head inside the clinic without much thought
>The inside looks clean and pristine with a red and black color scheme. Their logo seems to be a triple prong of some kind with the logo underneath it stating “Begin the ADVENTure of a lifetime”
>After I speak with the receptionist I take my seat and wait to be seen by a medical professional
>I watch all the folks that were ahead of me get escorted by doctors to the back room but I haven't seen a single one exit yet
>They must have a lot of rooms back there!
>After what feels like roughly 30 minutes a man comes to see me, claiming to be the Dr assigned to me

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:11:05 No.69161423 Report

Quoted By: >>69161581

>>69161374
>following him back to the operating room I can't help but notice that this part of the building looks less like a clinic and more like a processing center.
>We manage to make it to a private room and he guides me step by step through the procedure, having me lay down on the table and Injecting me with an anesthetic.
>My last thoughts before I lose consciousness are of Olivia and how happy she will be that she’ll finally have a husband worth her time and effort
>When I come to my skin feels rough and tight, my jaw feels longer and my teeth are a lot more numerous and sharp.
>The doctor helps me stand up and I am beyond excited to learn that I’ve gotten 5 entire feet taller, almost hitting my head on the ceiling.
>I’m so excited to show Olivia the new me that I don't even let the Doctor show me my reflection, I leave him my billing info for the procedure and begin to sprint out the door and toward my car.
>Olivia was visiting the Paynes today so I drive straight to their house to show everyone the better me
>parking my car in front of the house, I see Vinny playing in the front yard, he notices me get out of my car and horror is plastered onto his face as he runs screaming “DAMIEN DAMIEN KILL HER CROC FROM THE MAN™ MOVIE IS IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE”
>The commotion brings everyone out of the house as they all share his reaction ranging from horrified to disgusted
>Damien eventually brings me a handheld mirror and tells me to look at myself
>What stares back at me is a giant monster of a man, not looking saurian or human but rather looking like nothing but a disgusting mutant creature
>I need to go back there and ask for a refund. I asked for my scales to be bright green not dark green!

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