>Be me
>Be marrier to a baryonyx
>Have a lot of sex
>Bary wife loves anchovies
>She's especially freaky one night
>Pulls out a jar of anchovy oil
>Asks me to dip my cock and balls in it
>I refuse
>She begs me and gives me puppy eyes
>Finally agreed to it
>My genitals have been dipped
>Wife is ecstatic and goes feral
>Was pretty nice sexo
>Unfortunately this becomes very frequent
>Notice that my genitals still stink of anchovy even after showering
>Pay no mind to it
>Several years of anchovy oil laced sex later
>Finally get sick of it and say no
>Bary wife accept it
>3 months of no anchovy oil sex
>Get home one day
>Especially Hot and sweaty from outside camera work from the Volcalderian heat
>Need to piss
>Walk into my bathroom
>Unzip and wip out my king kong dong that I affectionately named Steve
>Hit with the stench of... anchovies??
>WTF
>Finish my golden shower
>start getting confused
>Decide to shower afterwards
>Rub my dick and balls with an especially generous amount of body wash
>Exit the shower
>My genitals smell fresh and clean
>No more anchovy smell
>Neat
>Gator wife sent the kids to visit their Grandpa
>I know what this means and sadly wantch as my kids climb into Mark's car
>1 hour in into sex
>The scent of anchovies starts to fill my nostrils again
>WTF
>Wife goes absolutely feral after she picks up the scent
>Get the most godly fellatio
>Sex is done
>Wife successfully impregnated once again
>Go to shower
>Wondering why my balls still smell like anchovies again
>Decide to go to the doctor
>Tell him what's wrong
>He does some checks
>Asks me what brand was the oil
>I tell him the brand
>His face contorts into a sympathetic expression
>He tells me that the brand in particular has a history of stinking up things due to the ingredients and chemicals used
>Usually it isn't a problem unless it's done over and over again
>I ask him why he seems so familiar with it