>As a side note, what's been happening man? What's gotten you down?
been dragged around a fucking nobody city for the past two days or so. went to where the fireworks are supposed to be. thought we could chill for a little bit since we we're early, but instead we baked in the sun for a good hour and we couldn't even get any good food since this place is a fucking nobody city. we decided to leave but we had to pass some palestinian clowns who forgot that this is the forth of july and that they were american so proceeded to scream at everyone who passed them including us. now I am back at my hotel room writing this but I've wasted enough time with this rant so on with the prompt
>"Let's see what you got cous" god I hate the way he said that
>I prepare myself by putting my arms up in a combat stance as I stare down my blue compatriot
>The sun bearing down on us as it sets
>we stare each other down as both of our girlfriends look on in awe
>Or rather annoyance I can't tell.... but anyways.
>Inco glares at me intently as he gets into a combat stance
>in my mind, a metal gear song starts blaring (Insert your favorite MGS song here)
>but anyways as we stare each other down Inco decides to make the first moves by shuffling towards me....
>In the funniest way
>I can't help but chuckle... "Bro what is that?"
>"I am making moves Anon."
>"No... no... Inco, stop it you look retarded" His gator girlfriend chimes in
>Inco stops shuffling around like a lobotomite and starts actually approaching me with some confidence in his steps.
>I start stepping backwards to put some distance between me and Inco but eventually realize if I am gonna win this I gotta man up and approach him
>Taking a step forward
>*FWUSH!* Inco takes a cheap shot at me which I quickly jump to avoid.
>Alright this is getting interesting.
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