>And there it is. Damien rubs the report card in my face.
>"Told you." Son of a bitch he really managed to get straight A's.
>I sigh at him. "Alright you win, you are smarter than I thought." he smugly nods at me. A sinister smile creeping across his face.
>"And now for the punishment." Raptor Jesus save me.
>"Your quest is to pilfer Olivia's meal." I look to where he's pointing. Olivia is toasting a sandwich on the grill outside, the rest of the family already went in a bit ago.
>"Damien are you trying to get me killed?"
>"It'll at least be a funny way to go." he shrugs at me.
>"Alright fine but you're cleaning my mangled corpse off the grass." I shrug and walk outside.
>"Heya Inco." Olivia hears me approaching. I glance back. Vinny has joined Damien on the porch, curious as to what's going on. I swallow.
>"Heya 'Liv." I reach down and hug her, she hugs back. I spy my moment and pick the thing up off her smoldering grill. I quickly plop it into my mouth, still quite hot. Singing the inside a bit. I pull away and Olivia goes rock still. She's noticed. Here we go.
>Her head turns slowly to me. I feel my legs kick into gear.
>"Inco you soN OF A BITCH! COME BACK HERE!" her voice picks up into a scream as I book it, I can hear both her wheeling after me and the cheers of the dilo boys from the porch.
>"RUN INKY!" Thanks Vin
>I hoof it, gym class giving me a bit of stamina but I'm not match for the green blur. Not but 30 seconds and she's gained on me, tackling me to the ground. We sit there, panting, her straddling me.
>"I'm sorry I'm sorry." I apologize and flinch back, ready for some neck wringing.
>Instead I get a snout planted right on my mouth.
>"There. We're even now. Just ask next time." she pulls off me, laughing and smirking.
>I sit up in confusion, looking at her. Normally food pilfering is a death sentence.
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