Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2024 04:03:38 No.66449073 Report

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>>66448778
>Be me
>White as a sheet
>have sex with hot trigga wife
>Bust the fattest load in her spasming, tight, cool-blooded, trigger womb while she legs lock and begs for me to turn her into an ivory-chaser (yes this description is important to the story)
>she end up preggo
>wait 8 long months caring for her and shit like a good husbo
>she finally pops out the little shit
>human
>most mixed-skin mf I've ever seen
>i'm talking this mf is already crying out for grape soda and chicken to go with his sunday cartoons
>he already has 8 rap-country songs on his sound cloud
>he had a fucking gold chain and a 10 gallon hat out from the FUCKING WOMB
>get a paternal test
>101.1% likeliness to be the dad with a 1.1% range of error
>huh

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jun 2024 04:06:29 No.66449139 Report

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