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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2024 05:11:08 No.67803900 Report

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>What do you do for fun Anon?
rn? reading, and thinking of greens for Heather

>Ever since Heather got her new phone she's been on it none stop
>she even got a talking-to from Spears for using it in her Composition class.
>I suppose she never had a smartphone before, so I decided then to show her some sites that cater to her interests.
>Cruddit, OrangeFarm, etc, and other forums for gardening and farming. Which I'm pretty sure she's into as she's always talking about her family's land and what not
>I thought I was just being a good friend.
>A week has passed since then, and in the puppet pals clubroom that good deed has come back to bite me in the ass.
>The Puppet Pals, Heather and myself were all working on projects for the upcoming Parent/Student night. Spears thought it was best to show off the more “Exotic” clubs and present how diverse the extracurriculars are at Volcano High.
>So Judee and Schizo are working on new puppets, Heather and I are working on making a larger stage for the puppets.
>As I'm handling the wood glue, Heather starts giggling, god she's cute.
>"Hey Anon! Didya get that thread ah sent ya?"
>With my face turned away from her I grimace, "Uh yeah Heather, I got it, really funny stuff what those cats get into haha.."
>I hear moving and I turn to face her and I'm met with her phone an inch from my face showing a clearly AI'd video of a dancing cat...I really don't know what to do with my face at times like this.
>"Why aint you lawling Anon?" she asked.
>"What?"
>"You never Lawl when ah show you stuff, you dont think its funny?"
>"What are you talking about Heather?" I'm at a loss here, what did she just say?
>"Look ah'll show you another one!" she's swiping on her phone at a speed I'd think would break the poor little thing. "Ah found it! This one here made me lawl earl!"
>"Heather. What are you saying." I think she's having a stroke or something. But she's got her normal color, and her eyes are uh like that still.
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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2024 05:12:53 No.67803927 Report

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>>67803900
>I can hear Schizo giggling from behind me, and Heather’s shoving her phone into my face again. It's a video of a Rexican getting sent into the air by a massive airbag under his seat. lol.
>ohshitwait
>I nudged the phone from my face, "Heather are you saying 'lol'? like L.O.L?" Instantly a proud smile shines on her face.
>"Yup! Schizo told me it’s LEETspeak, and that everyone uses it online!" I stand there dumbfounded and Schizo, who's been giggling this whole time, finally chimes in. "Exactly Heather! It's the best way to keep the glowies from understanding you!"
>LEETspeak? What year are we in, 201M2007?
>”Schizo, that's not LEETspeak, you're just saying an acronym!"
>Judee sticks her snoot out from her half sewn puppet and chimes in, "Anon's right, it's 'lole' not 'lawl'. Like 'raffle' or ‘Teabeach’." she points a finger upwards to really drive the correction home.
>I'm speechless. I feel silly, stupid even. How the fuck would Judee even know any of that, she doesn't even have a phone.
>"A-Anon...you're right but I do use the school c-computers..."
>I smack myself, right on the mouth. This fucking mumbling man...
>I turn again to Schizo who’s now scooted over to Heather; both shooting out acronym -words like it's a game.
>"You guys are saying these phrases wrong. You're supposed to spell them out, not say them as words." I'm rubbing my temple with both hands trying not to go crazy here
>I keep going because this insolence cannot go uncorrected, "Plus, It's 'R.O.F.L' not 'raffle', and its 'I.R.L' not 'earl'. ALSO you're not even supposed to say those ones out loud, it's typed ok. TYPED.'' I say calmly.
>Judee and Schizo have both piped down and look at me like I'm some berserk caveman.
>But Heather perks up and looks at me, puffs her chest out (yeesh), straightens her back and with a big grin like she's solved an impressive riddle, firmly states, "L.A.W.L, lawl."
>"NO! Dude, cmon!"
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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2024 05:17:02 No.67804010 Report

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>>67803927

>This carried on for some time until I finally accepted defeat and returned to fiddling with wood glue.
>The machinations of Heather’s mind are an enigma.
fin.
and thats all i have for this week. it isn't explicitly Heather x Anon. But i think its a neat write up. Ive got a larger fanfic of the pair brewing in my mind, so hopefully by the end of this year ive got something written up. have a good night snoot bros.