>be me
>ordinary person
>browse /snoot/ every once in a while
>believe it to be a fun passtime and nothing more
>today
>at work
>coworker fucks some shit up and calls me to help
>i do so, but not with a little bit of nagging
>as i finally finish my nagging, i finish it by uttering 'goog god'
>immediately realize the fuck up i made
>fortunately coworker either didn't hear it or didn't care
>go about my day thinking how weird it was that i was actually starting to say stuff only sensible in the threads
>after work
>go back home
>roommate starts ranting to me about how he got catfished by another date who looked a lot older than she was in the photo
>my mind immediately manifests the image of a certain man with his head almost fully bandaged and a soul-glaring stare
>his name?
>haghater
i think /snoot/rot is starting to infect me, bros...