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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2024 10:38:45 No.69802071 Report
Quoted By: >>69802150
>Finally, the day has come
>You're going on a date with your dino GF
>As you walk to her place, a group of ruffians surround you
>"We don't take too kindly to skinnies 'round here"
>You are surrounded, there is little hope for survival, but suddenly...
>A presence, or rather, multiple ones
>Your HMOFD brethren circle you in a defensive stance
>"We got you, bro"
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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2024 10:47:01 No.69802150 Report
Quoted By: >>69802163 >>69802177
>>69802071
>A purple hand rests on your shoulder
>It's Trakub, father of the human race
>"The 6000 year sleep ends today."
>His voice is booming thunder, shaking the very ribs of the suburban home
>The ruffians take a few shuffling steps back, weapons raised, though their hands quiver like buoys in the turbulent sea
>"Come forth, feeble creatures. Meet your doom at the hands of my resplendent creations and relinquish your fertile women."
>Trakub releases your shoulder and steps forward, throwing off his cloak and raising two fingers to his temple
>The HMOFD bros march forward, advancing on the dino goons
>Trakub turns back to face you with a smile
>"Go! My son! Go out and breed to the extreme!"