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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2024 02:53:41 No.69077399 Report

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KnightAnon Thu 12 Sep 2024 05:12:10 No.69080631 Report

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>Another summer
>Another 4th of july
>Another year where the group makes me get the fireworks for our get together.
>It was a blazing hot 104 degree fahrenheit day, even coldblooded creatures like us started to feel painfully sluggish with how damm hot it is but I know i would never hear the end of it If i didn’t get the fireworks
>I never ended up spending that $300 dollars I won from that bet me and Amber made, memory holed that entire day, and then kept the money hidden until I really needed it
>Well today is the day I need it.
> I stomp my way into the military surplus store and make a beeline for the cashier
>”Hey Mr.Kendo”
>”Hey kiddo. Here for your yearly fireworks?”
>”yeah as always. How much can this get me?”
>sliding over the three hundred dollar bills the cashiers eyes turn into saucepans
>”woah kid, this is a lot of money, you should call your friends over to help haul it all”
>after a few calls and an hour or two later, me and the crew got all the fireworks loaded into the back of Maria’s dad’s car and we all cram into it and begin to drive.
>”Hey maria, uhhhhhh. This isn’t the way to the field we usually go to.”
>”I know that chico, we’re going to launch all of it off the school roof”
>”wait what the fuck!” Did you all know about this?
>everyone else averts their eyes except cynthia, she has the biggest grin of all time
>”I stole the keys from a janny” she says in a sing songy voice, rattling a massive keyring with too many rings to count
>”Oh jesus fuck we’re going to get into so much trouble”

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KnightAnon Thu 12 Sep 2024 05:12:43 No.69080646 Report

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>>69080631
>We make it to the school and path our way to the roof, believe it or not the keys the stinky shithead nabbed actually worked and it took us a few hours of back and forth but we managed to get all the fireworks onto the roof by dark
> Mel, Cynthia, Maria, and the weird halfbreed Maria is friends with. I think his name is like Kaiden or something?
> Either way they’re all chatting around while me and Amber tie up all the fuses to a string so we can light them all at once and they go off in sequence.
>We run to the edge of the fence after lighting them and watch as the boom happens
>I’m not gonna lie it is quite enjoyable but I can't help but feel something is off
>My gut is telling me to start running
>maybe I dropped my house keys?
>I pat my pockets and my phone, keys, and wallet are all there but I cant find the receipt for all these fireworks. Maybe I left it in the car.
>All of a sudden stomping comes from the stairwell alongside a primal yell
>”OH FUCK THATS SPEA-”
>THUMP
>The door flying off of its hinges hits me right as the chest and launches me on top of the fireworks, setting my jacket on fire from just how many fuses I landed on.
>As I roll around trying to put myself out I notice that spears has a receipt in his hand.
>and at the same time I remember that for whatever reason I bought it using my frequent shoppers account which means that has my full name printed onto it.
>current status: fuck
>Before spears can continue yelling at us, the final biggest firework goes off, the Komodo 3000
>The light from the blast is blinding as the entire sky is set ablaze as if it was suddenly noon and then back to night.
>I may not be able to see him but Spears is still yelling at us all the same, blaming me for it all since it was my name on the receipt.
>Blind, burnt, getting the blame for this all and I just wanted to sit at home tonight. My life is pain and I simply live with it.

Fin