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Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2024 23:10:58 No.69326090 Report

>>69325939
>If you have Liv/Inky prompts
Here's a dumb one:
Inco and Olivia play the floor is lava at his house. They actually get really into it and strategize how to get from Inco's couch to his kitchen safely. They end up running out of sofa cushions right at the end and Inco has to jump with Olivia on his back to the kitchen floor.

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GatorEnjoyer Sun 22 Sep 2024 21:32:07 No.69382357 Report

Quoted By: >>69383059

>>69326090
Sorry for the late delivery.

>"We got enough cushions?"
>I was about to take a trip to the kitchen to grab a couple cans of soda for me and my girlfriend
>"Not sure."
>And someone had to scream 'the floor is lava'
>"Well that's all of them."
>"I believe in you. Good luck soldier."
>And of course, I'm playing along
>"You're coming too."
>"What? No way."
>"This whole thing was your idea."
>"Jumping involves legs, Inco."
>I look at the materials we collected, coming up with a plan
>"I think we can build a bridge..."
>Olivia rolls her eyes before finally agreeing with my strategy
>We start our new project, Olivia throws me the cushions while I lay them on the floor
>There are small gaps between each one, but Olivia can make it
>Soon we find ourselves in the kitchen
>And there it is, a pack of six soda cans sitting on the table
>"Last one." Olivia hands me the building material
>I lay it on the floor and walk on it. There is still some distance between the edge of the cushion and the table, but I'm sure I can make it with a jump
>"Ok, I'll make the jump and get the-"
>"No. We need to get there together."
>"What? Why?"
>"Because... that's what the rule says."
>Not sure if I remember such rule existing
>I look at Olivia, then the kitchen table, then Olivia again
>"You carry me, duh."
>This won't end well...
>I turn my back and lower myself so she could climb on my back.
>She grabs my shoulders while spreading her legs around me
>After brief struggle, I manage lift her from the thighs and she quickly further latches onto me. Her arms go around my neck, and I feel her jaw on top of my head
>While I'm trying to balance myself, her tail wraps around my body, securing her as my backpack
>A backpack that probably weighs around two hundred pounds
>Good thing I'm pretty much forced to train daily. Time to do Solly proud
>I take a deep breath, preparing to launch myself.
>Here goes nothing

cont.

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GatorEnjoyer Sun 22 Sep 2024 21:55:23 No.69383059 Report

Quoted By: >>69383510

>>69382357

>"Ready?"
>Her grip on me tigthens
>"Ready!"
>After a final balance check I make the jump
THUD
>Oof...
>"You ok?"
>I didn't plan to crash land on the table but...
>"Yeah."
>It worked
>Wait why do I feel wetness on my chest
>I get the answer when I look down
>I guess we're not drinking soda today
>We look at each other before our laughter fills the room
>It is cut short however, when we hear the table creak
>I'm sure my parents won't mind the giant crack on the table

Fin. Sorry if it came out bland. Don't know if I'll finish the Bullyvia one today.