>be me student at VH in 201MM2021
>trio of rejects start a band and they start playing concerts after school
>2 bass players; a Ptero and a trigga, and one drummer raptor lul
>so each and every time they play they're booed, and heckled off stage.
>like clockwork their trigger bass player hunts down hecklers the whole next week after
>Turns out the ptero terror got a skinnie boytoy and i guess she fucked around too much with him and went crazy
>cuz at our prom she plays bass AGAIN
>heckled bad again, i threw a juice cup lul
>next fucking day the bitch comes to school with a gun and shoots one of the valedictorians i guess and her own brother along with like six others
>i was getting high in the bathrooms so im fine
>walk outside just in time to see the crazy fuck jump from the roof and try to kill herself.
>guess those pteros are stronger than i thought cuz she was gurgling and stammering something for like a minute straight with her head open from the back before finally dying
>turns out her skinnie bf tried to stop her or something idk
>guess they're good for something after all
>plus bc of all the killing i didnt have to retake an exam i failed and got to graduate.
>got into my dream university by using the shooting to fluff up my admission essays
sometimes life gives you a fucking lemonade pie on a silver platter and i didnt even have to do anything