Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 23:49:50 No.69951849 Report

Quoted By: >>69951860 >>69951873 >>69951960 >>69952723

Did that one anon even continue the doomer kids green?

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 00:32:19 No.69952723 Report

>>69951849
>>69951873
Sure

>Be me
>Be Greene
>Stirred from slumber when mom throws a Coors Light can at my head, it bounces off my thick skull and lands in the heap of empty beer cans next to my barren, stained mattress
>"It's fucking time to fucking get up for fucking school, you worthless fucking piece of fucking shit!" mom growls at me before taking a drag from six cigarettes and puffing a metric ton of smoke directly into my eyeballs
>I merely blink the smoke from my eyeballs
>"I don't care what you do to me, I will always love you mom"
>Mom extinguishes each of her cigarettes on my back and wings, one by one, as I continue to get ready for school

>Halfway through my four mile trek to school, I get ambushed by Jack, the school bully and his gaggle of jocks
>"Heh" he smiles bullily and grins "You may have defeated me yesterday, Greene. But I have just called my boss, Curtis, from Dino Japan and he is one-million times stronger than me and he is making his way here to destroy you"
>Jack and the jocks chuckle meanly
>I stoically cross my arms "I don't care, taking Cynthia and Sera's lunch money and telling Lavender her drawings suck is wrong, mean and bad and I will fight to protect my friends"

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 00:32:57 No.69952735 Report

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>>69952723
>After a long day of school and getting in one-hundred fights to defend my friends, I head to work in the Volcaldera coalmines
>There I am meated by my boss, a short grubby rhinorex with a tophat and a monocle
>"Hello Greene, you are one minute late, thus I am docking your pay. Remember, we have no safety standards, you work below minimum wage and if you get injured all the expenses are at your expense. Now, get to work! My one-hundredth yacht isn't going to pay for itself!"
>I smile and shake his hand "Thank you for this chance Mr. Schnozzstein"

>After my 12 hour shift in the coolmines, I head to the hospital to visit my sister Amber
>There she lies in her cot with her eyes closes
>She is asleep in a coma after catching a mysterious cold one half of a year ago
>I put my hand on her shoulder "Don't worry sis, even if I don't have the money to pay for your 200-million dollar medical bills with the mafia, I am ready to bet my organs in their deadly underground fighting tournament arena"
>Amber says nothing because she's in a coma