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>>69104217
>It's the boy's birthday
>Deduce that since they recycled a bunch of wrapping paper, but no cardboard from the actual packages, that the birthday is soon.
>The paper likely extra cuts from wrapping.
>Damn, I gotta do something nice for the community.
>Ice cream cake? No. Too expensive.
>Go get a pint of Choco fudge brownie ice cream to give them, about 60% of the people in Dinofornia like chocolate ice cream, and it's hot here, even in September.
>Knock on the front door
>"HEY I GOT ICE CREAM"
>Blinds shake a little from behind the window, though I saw someone
>Probably just the wind
>stand out there for 20 minutes with melting ice cream
>By the time they send someone to pick me up I'm just sitting there on the porch eating the ice cream with my hands and crying
>FINE
>I LOVE ICE CREAM
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITHOUT ICE CREAM
>It's the boy's birthday
>Deduce that since they recycled a bunch of wrapping paper, but no cardboard from the actual packages, that the birthday is soon.
>The paper likely extra cuts from wrapping.
>Damn, I gotta do something nice for the community.
>Ice cream cake? No. Too expensive.
>Go get a pint of Choco fudge brownie ice cream to give them, about 60% of the people in Dinofornia like chocolate ice cream, and it's hot here, even in September.
>Knock on the front door
>"HEY I GOT ICE CREAM"
>Blinds shake a little from behind the window, though I saw someone
>Probably just the wind
>stand out there for 20 minutes with melting ice cream
>By the time they send someone to pick me up I'm just sitting there on the porch eating the ice cream with my hands and crying
>FINE
>I LOVE ICE CREAM
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITHOUT ICE CREAM