>be me
>be greene
>minding my own business
>suddenly portal opens in front of me
>neat
>someone steps out
>its me
>but not me
>its me if I was a chick
>she sets her eyes on me
>I don't like that look
>perverse grin blooms on her face
>her hands grip me like a vice
>"my own identical twin! Now neither of us will be virgins!"
>its not easy being greene