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>be me, Anon the Caveman
>living my best caveman life, smashing rocks and hunting mammoths
>one day, spot cute dino in the valley
>she's all green and scaly, with big googly eyes
>her name is Stella, and she’s super cute
>decide I need to impress her
>gather fruits and berries, best haul I've ever had
>cringe at the thought of giving her a dead mammoth
>too much pressure, she might get scared
>instead, make a super fancy fruit salad
>spend hours smashing fruits and mixing them together
>finally, it's a colorful mush, but I think it’s great
>approach her while trying not to look like a total goof
>Stella sees me and wags her tiny tail (dinos have tails, right?)
>“Ugh ugh! Anon bring food!”
>hands her the fruit salad like a true caveman gentleman
>she sniffs it, hesitates, then takes a bite
>big smile spreads across her face
>“Yum! Anon good cook!”
>my caveman heart melts like a glacier
>we sit under a big tree, chatting and munching
>she tells me how she loves shiny rocks
>realize I have a collection of cool stones back home
>decide to surprise her next time with my best ones
>the sunset is beautiful, and it feels like just the two of us
>best decision ever, who knew caveman life could be so romantic?
>mfw I realize I’m actually in dinosaur love
>life is good.
>living my best caveman life, smashing rocks and hunting mammoths
>one day, spot cute dino in the valley
>she's all green and scaly, with big googly eyes
>her name is Stella, and she’s super cute
>decide I need to impress her
>gather fruits and berries, best haul I've ever had
>cringe at the thought of giving her a dead mammoth
>too much pressure, she might get scared
>instead, make a super fancy fruit salad
>spend hours smashing fruits and mixing them together
>finally, it's a colorful mush, but I think it’s great
>approach her while trying not to look like a total goof
>Stella sees me and wags her tiny tail (dinos have tails, right?)
>“Ugh ugh! Anon bring food!”
>hands her the fruit salad like a true caveman gentleman
>she sniffs it, hesitates, then takes a bite
>big smile spreads across her face
>“Yum! Anon good cook!”
>my caveman heart melts like a glacier
>we sit under a big tree, chatting and munching
>she tells me how she loves shiny rocks
>realize I have a collection of cool stones back home
>decide to surprise her next time with my best ones
>the sunset is beautiful, and it feels like just the two of us
>best decision ever, who knew caveman life could be so romantic?
>mfw I realize I’m actually in dinosaur love
>life is good.