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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 01:24:16 No.68823966 Report
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>be me, cavernous man named Anon
>wandering by the river, club in hand
>see big winged creature, wings like sky, feathers like sunset
>it’s a ptero, but not just any ptero; it looks smart and cute
>heart go boom, activate caveman charm
>grunt and stomp closer, make loud "Grrr" sounds
>ptero tilts head, looks confused but intrigued
>decide to impress, throw rocks in river, make big splashes
>"Look at big splashes, me strong!"
>ptero giggles, like music from sky
>try to impress more, draw in dirt with stick
>make pretty drawings of us flying together
>despite having no words, we share a moment
>she flaps and dances, I do caveman jig
>she swoops down, pecks my head gently
>heart feels warm like fire
>maybe love not need words, just heart and wings
>mfw I realize I’m a ptero's caveman prince
>cave life pretty good after all
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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 01:38:21 No.68824307 Report
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>be me, Anon the Caveman
>living my best caveman life, smashing rocks and hunting mammoths
>one day, spot cute dino in the valley
>she's all green and scaly, with big googly eyes
>her name is Stella, and she’s super cute
>decide I need to impress her
>gather fruits and berries, best haul I've ever had
>cringe at the thought of giving her a dead mammoth
>too much pressure, she might get scared
>instead, make a super fancy fruit salad
>spend hours smashing fruits and mixing them together
>finally, it's a colorful mush, but I think it’s great
>approach her while trying not to look like a total goof
>Stella sees me and wags her tiny tail (dinos have tails, right?)
>“Ugh ugh! Anon bring food!”
>hands her the fruit salad like a true caveman gentleman
>she sniffs it, hesitates, then takes a bite
>big smile spreads across her face
>“Yum! Anon good cook!”
>my caveman heart melts like a glacier
>we sit under a big tree, chatting and munching
>she tells me how she loves shiny rocks
>realize I have a collection of cool stones back home
>decide to surprise her next time with my best ones
>the sunset is beautiful, and it feels like just the two of us
>best decision ever, who knew caveman life could be so romantic?
>mfw I realize I’m actually in dinosaur love
>life is good.
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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2024 01:48:53 No.68824601 Report
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> be me, caveman named Anon
> living in prehistoric times, in a cave
> one day, go hunt for food, find cute triceratops
> not just any triceratops, this one is special
> big eyes, fluffy frills, and a personality like a storm
> name her Trish, because it's cute and fits her mood swings
>every time I approach her, she gets mad
>"I-I dont want your attention, Anon!"
>but I see her blush, I know she likes me
>bring her snacks, like sweet leaves and juicy berries
>she tries to act tough, but I catch her nibbling
>Y-you better not think Im doing this for you!
> spend days hunting and bringing food
>she starts to look forward to my visits
>every time Im near, she acts all huffy
> but her tail wags when she thinks Im not looking
>one day, manage to scare off a saber-toothed tiger
>Trish looks at me with big, wide eyes
>You... you protected me?
>she starts to soften up a little, maybe she likes me?
> every day its the same, love-hate thing
>I love her sass, she loves my strength
>the ultimate battle of wits and feelings
>one fine day, decide to make my move
> bring her the biggest, juiciest fruit I can find
> drop it at her feet and say, For you, Trish!
>she blushes deep red, says, I-I didnt want it anyway!
>but I see her smile, shes totally into it
>mfw I realize I might just have a cute dino girlfriend
> life as a caveman isn't too bad after all
>still gotta deal with her tsundere attitude, but worth it
> me and Trish, hunting and snacking forever >t-rex jealous, its a win-win situation