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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2024 16:50:08 No.69459864 Report
Quoted By: >>69460175
>be me
>Anon, average human, just chilling in jungle
>see big, pretty triceratops girl
>she name Trish, all spiky and sassy
>Trish always grumpy when I around
>“Hmph! W-Why you looking at me, stupid human?”
>but I see blush on her cheeks
>she stomp ground, pretend not care
>every time I come to cave, Trish hide behind rock
>I bring her berries, she pretend not like
>“Ugh, these are dumb. I dont need your food!”
>but she always eat them all
>one day, I get brave
>“Trish, you pretty. Stop being mean!”
>Trish turn bright red, make rumbling noise
>“W-What?! I-Im not pretty! Y-You’re dumb!”
>I smile, she look away, still blushing
>“You like me?”
>“N-No! I just… dont want you to get eaten by big T-Rex!”
>mfw she actually cares
>wedding bells in head, heart beat fast
>I grab her hand, make eye contact
>“I like you, Trish. You cool.”
>she look shocked, then mad
>“Idiot! I-Im not cool! Just… dont tell anyone, okay?”
>score one for Anon
>Trish storm off, but I can see her smile
>mission success, make dino love!