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>be me, caveman
>see pretty ptero girl flying around
>big wings, colorful feathers, nice smile
>heart go boom boom
>decide to try flirting
>approach her slowly, don't want to scare off
>"Uhh... pretty bird lady, me like your wings"
>she looks down, tilts head, curious
>"You fly like big sky lizard, very cool"
>she giggles, makes cute sound
>feeling confident, continue
>"Me strong hunter, bring food for you"
>pull out big shiny rock
>give it to her, best gift ever
>she picks it up, eyes wide
>“You like shiny? Me have more shiny in cave”
>she looks intrigued
>ptero girl swoops down, fluffs feathers
>“You funny, caveman. You not scared?”
>“Me not scared. Me brave! And strong!”
>flex muscles, feel proud
>she laughs, it’s nice sound
>“Okay, maybe I visit cave… for shiny”
try to play it cool, don’t want to seem too eager
>“Me have best shiny. And food. You come, we feast?”
>she nods, wings flapping excitedly
>this is going well, maybe I impress her
>“Me make best fire, cook meat. You like?”
>“I love meat! And fire! You seem like good >caveman, strong and funny!”
>smiling like goof
>always knew being simple was way to heart
>mission accomplished.