>Be me: E2 Fang (I legally changed my name to that)
>Wake up in my bed marred by the cum of children and homeless men
>Take a piss
>Brush my teeth
>Get out of bed, get dressed and head to work
>Get mugged for 1 cigarette and my pocket change on my way to the pizza joint
>Fist thing I notice when I step inside is that the restaurant is packed over twice the capacity with kids
>There's also a bunch of balloons and streamers hanging from the ceiling
>A kids birthday party
>My favorite
>None of my bandmates are here, guess I'm playing solo tonight
>Wouldn't want it any other way
>I waste no time getting up on the stage start belting out my favorite song to play at kids parties
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7lUMC-m3Q
>After it's over I'm met with a cacophony of clapping, screaming and crying from both the kids and parents alike
>Music to my ears
>The parents stare in horror as I dive off the stage and into the pit of prepubescent boys
>They waste no time ripping my clothes off and stuffing my orifices with their little cocks and furiously start humping away
>Life is good
>Also fuck Anon, I hate that faggot