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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 01:43:59 No.67651815 Report
Quoted By: >>67651859 >>67652008 >>67652269
>Be me
>Being called retarted is a disservice to people in the autism spectrum
>Go to almost dino exclusive school
>There's me and one other human
>Bald guy, spoke to once, sperg like me
>Normalfag as best I can
>Bald guy gets Ptero gf
>I feel solely responsible even though I didn't do shit.
>One day, him and his GF get assaulted after he got doxed or some shit
>Get idea
>Pic related
>Scream "I AM THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA" and take off my shirt
>Run into crowd of dinos
>Manage to take down a few before I get taken down myself
>Worth it

Hope you're doing okay Bald Guy, hope your knee heals
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:00:22 No.67652269 Report
Quoted By: >>67652296 >>67652351
>>67651815
Honestly kiryu in snoot game has always been a really funny idea to me where he just shows up when characters are at their worse helps them and fucks off. To him though it’s all some side quests he’s doing so it goes. But because it’s yakuza it always has some fight in the middle of it so for example.

>Walk down hallway when I hear crying in the auditorium.
>Hm check inside and see some ptero crying.
>”Hey you alright?”
>”Leave me alone please.”
>I consider honoring his request but he speaks up again before I leave.
>”sorry it’s not your fault I’m just frustrated.”
>”Why?”
>”family issues you wouldn’t get it.”
>Hm this guy has family issues huh?
>”Come on try me.”
>”My sister hates me and my parents expect the world out of me and I don’t know what to do I want to be the best I can be but it feels impossible!”
>Before I can respond to him some delinquents enter into the room.
>”Heh there he is the golden boy himself listen we got some demands you better throw the next race or else that wing won’t be the only thing broken.”
>Before they leave the main one looks at me and his face gets real ugly.
>”Look at this ugly looking gorilla listen you better cough up some cash or else me and my boys here will bust your face in.”
>”I don’t give money to delinquents”
>”Heh you better start.”

>Be Naser you just came here to the empty auditorium to cry because of everything and one of the transfer human students came inside middle of you crying.
>He seemed nice enough trying to ask but now he’s getting attacked by 6 guys at once you want to step in but.
>He doesn’t look like he needs help if anything these six guys look like they might need it more.
>Where did he get a bicycle? We’re indoors.
>Eventually the fight ends and he doesn’t even look worse for ware the six guys are out cold slumped in seats and one holding his chest after getting drop kicked.
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:01:25 No.67652296 Report
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>>67652269
>Oh god he’s walking up to me.
>”I know something about family sometimes the hardest thing is trying to do the right thing for them.”
>”You also need to do the right thing for yourself and lead by example.”
>He walks away soon after that.
>What in the actual fuck just happened.
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 01:50:59 No.67652008 Report
Quoted By: >>67652051
>>67651815
>be me
>human exchange student from europe
>very high expectations, do my best to fit in with the dinos
>housed by naomi and her family
>there are 2 other humans in this school besides me
>one is a total weirdo who thinks hes cool, the other is just very quiet
>quite dude gets a ptero gf
>dont agree with it, miscegenation is a sin aftee all, but a man's life is his own
>somehow he gets tossed down a flight of stairs
>dude must be half-ape or something, cause he survives that with nothing but a few bruises
>the other human takes off his shirt, revealing his borderline malnurished body and leeroy jenkin's himself into a crowd of dinos and sucker punching one or two before they tackle and dogpile him
>mfw
And dinos ask me why we do not associate with these americanized """humans"""
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 01:52:27 No.67652051 Report
Quoted By: >>67652144 >>67652145 >>67652198
>>67652008
>Be fourth human
>Don't go to school
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 01:57:15 No.67652198 Report
Quoted By: >>67652235
>>67652051
>Be me, secret fifth human
>Only ever seen in a blurry screenshot
>Loads of rumors spread about me being an unlockable character or easter egg
>Not actually a secret character at all
>Just a bug that makes Anon's shirt red
>Still get added to Snoot 3 as a playable character
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 01:58:43 No.67652235 Report
Quoted By: >>67652375
>>67652198
>BE ME
>BE SIXTH HUMAN
>I FUCKING HATE DINOSAURS
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:04:30 No.67652375 Report
Quoted By: >>67652440 >>67652493
>>67652235
>Be me
>Be seventh human
>Really fucking hate lizards also
>I will become the new school president.
>Summon the electoral aide's.
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:09:17 No.67652493 Report
Quoted By: >>67652570
>>67652375
>karl franz being the ligger hater
>instead of pic related
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:06:58 No.67652440 Report
Quoted By: >>67652552 >>67652683
>>67652375
>Be me
>Be eigth human
>Be italian exchange student
>Watch some madlad rush a entire crowd shirtless to defend some bald guy
>Want to help
>Put hood up
>Stab one of the dinos with a switch-blade
>Leave
>Pic rel
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:11:49 No.67652552 Report
Quoted By: >>67652600
>>67652440
>Be me.
>Be ninth human.
>I don't feel human though I feel like a walking corpse.
>Hear about a recent attack on some human.
>Last heard about it was someone threw a soda can at him.
>Pain Threshold [Challenging: Success] - If he grit his teeth and stood his ground he would have been able to take the can he must have been either weak or distracted.
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:18:06 No.67652683 Report
Quoted By: >>67653010
>>67652440
>be me
>12th human
>some guy just fell down the stairs
>another shouted some random crap i didn't wuite get and ran into the crowd
>one uppity guy is in the corner, looking o and silently judging everyone
>i think i saw a dude shank some poor sod before stealing his phone and running away
>theres a dude with a tuba making funny gag music
>some lunatic just threw a wrench at some dino's head
>i am just standing here
>mfw
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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:33:32 No.67653010 Report
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>>67652683
>Be me
>13th human
>Watching a riot break out in real time
>Some shirtless guy getting mass curb stomped
>Some crackhead in a hoodie stabbing people
>The maintenance man hit someone with a wrench
>And- holy shit! Is that Keanu Reeves?