I saw you last thread, didn't have the energy, but I'll do it, just for you.
>Be Ripley
>It's prom night for my son and daughter.
>My nerves are already high as is.
>Naomi is a decent lady, and Anon is...tolerable.
>My teeth grit just from saying it.
>The doorbell finally rings, and Sam answers it
>Naomi is wearing quite a nice dress, and Anon is wearing a nice suit.
>I barely look up from my newspaper.
>'Hold on, we're almost ready!'
>Naser shouts from the second floor
>A moment passes, and I hear them coming down
>I glance, one of them is wearing Sam's wedding dress, and one is wearing one of my suits.
>Wait
>Hold on.
>Why is Naser wearing a dress? Why is Fang wearing one of my suits.
>I watch in disbelief as Fang kisses Naomi on the lips, and Anon does the same with Naser
>I'm too dumbfounded to even be angry.
>Sam is smugly looking at me as they leave.
>I'm hitting the bottle tonight.
Cont with the actual prom.