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Anonymous Sat 13 Jul 2024 22:06:30 No.67369308 Report
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Anon shits his pants in public
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Anonymous Sat 13 Jul 2024 22:12:59 No.67369468 Report
Quoted By: >>67369562 >>67369595
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>holy mother of raptor jesus.
>I'm never, EVER getting that triple cheese special from Moe's
>I have no idea what sort of Casu Martzu cheese that T-Rex used, but whatever cursed dairy was imbued in that pie was downright toxic to my stomach.
>Now I'm in public, grasping my stomach, and with no toilet in sight.
>No matter where I run, I only see crowds of people, and with no chance of release
>Minutes stretch into eons, as I tapdance from place to place, clenching all of my muscles to keep the vesuvian level disaster in my bowels.
>Finally, I see it
>I've never been so happy to see a dirty public lieu in my life.
>I rush over, desperately trying to save myself
>But that brief moment of relaxation, that seals my fate.
>I close my eyes, and fall to my knees, knowing that, despite all my rage
>There is still poop in my pants.

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