Quoted By: >>67767396
>>67761951
>>67761821
Retarded Snoot Booper greentext
>Anon casually cleaning up after the twins' tenth birthday.
>Lucy comes down the stairs and falls back onto the couch nearby with a sigh.
>"Put the kids to bed?"
>"Yep, everyone except the twins. Cuz y'know it's they just turned 10."
>Anon frowns.
>"Mmm I know it's their special day, but don't they have school tomorrow?"
>Lucy casually leans her head back, looking up at the ceiling in exhaustion.
>"Yeah... I'm not a fan either, but I'd rather have them be awake and ready for their boops than have them screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night because the Booper woke them up from their sleep. Speaking of which... did you leave the front door locked tonight? Don't want a broken window y'know."
>Anon is frozen, brain attempting to process everything Lucy said.
>"Huh?"
>Lucy groans.
>"I said did you leave the front door unlocked. I d-"
>"N-no I heard that, who the hell is 'The Booper' and what does it have to do with the twins turning ten? Why does the front door need to be unlocked? I-"
>Anon's ptero wife raises an eyebrow.
>"What do you mean? It's The Booper y'know? The immortal guy that boops every ptero on the snout after their 10th birthday? Been doing it since the very first ptero climbed out of it's egg? That 'The Booper'? Didn't my dad ever have a talk with you after you married me?"
>Anon furrows his brow.
>"No?"
>Lucy's eyes widen for a moment, before she click her tongue in annoyance.
>"Y'know what that actually doesn't surprise me."
>She sits up.
>"Alright. So basically, anytime a pterodactyl turns ten, eventually this immortal human...? At least I think it's a human, it's definitely not a dino? Whatever, this guy who's called 'The Booper' will basically come over and give you a tap on their snoot. Y'know a boop, hence the name. You're supposed to leave a way in for him and stay awake as long as possible every-night so that when he comes along he can easily... well boop your snoot."
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>>67761821
Retarded Snoot Booper greentext
>Anon casually cleaning up after the twins' tenth birthday.
>Lucy comes down the stairs and falls back onto the couch nearby with a sigh.
>"Put the kids to bed?"
>"Yep, everyone except the twins. Cuz y'know it's they just turned 10."
>Anon frowns.
>"Mmm I know it's their special day, but don't they have school tomorrow?"
>Lucy casually leans her head back, looking up at the ceiling in exhaustion.
>"Yeah... I'm not a fan either, but I'd rather have them be awake and ready for their boops than have them screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night because the Booper woke them up from their sleep. Speaking of which... did you leave the front door locked tonight? Don't want a broken window y'know."
>Anon is frozen, brain attempting to process everything Lucy said.
>"Huh?"
>Lucy groans.
>"I said did you leave the front door unlocked. I d-"
>"N-no I heard that, who the hell is 'The Booper' and what does it have to do with the twins turning ten? Why does the front door need to be unlocked? I-"
>Anon's ptero wife raises an eyebrow.
>"What do you mean? It's The Booper y'know? The immortal guy that boops every ptero on the snout after their 10th birthday? Been doing it since the very first ptero climbed out of it's egg? That 'The Booper'? Didn't my dad ever have a talk with you after you married me?"
>Anon furrows his brow.
>"No?"
>Lucy's eyes widen for a moment, before she click her tongue in annoyance.
>"Y'know what that actually doesn't surprise me."
>She sits up.
>"Alright. So basically, anytime a pterodactyl turns ten, eventually this immortal human...? At least I think it's a human, it's definitely not a dino? Whatever, this guy who's called 'The Booper' will basically come over and give you a tap on their snoot. Y'know a boop, hence the name. You're supposed to leave a way in for him and stay awake as long as possible every-night so that when he comes along he can easily... well boop your snoot."
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