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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2024 22:13:18 No.67761951 Report
Quoted By: >>67761998
>>67761821
Now I'm imagining this Anon having night vision goggles and various infiltration gear so he can break into ptero (or if you're a Mous) homes so he can boop their snoots.
Pic rel is the last thing some poor kid saw before they felt a tap on their nose and it's just gone.
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 01:27:23 No.67767381 Report
Quoted By: >>67767396
>>67761951
>>67761821
Retarded Snoot Booper greentext
>Anon casually cleaning up after the twins' tenth birthday.
>Lucy comes down the stairs and falls back onto the couch nearby with a sigh.
>"Put the kids to bed?"
>"Yep, everyone except the twins. Cuz y'know it's they just turned 10."
>Anon frowns.
>"Mmm I know it's their special day, but don't they have school tomorrow?"
>Lucy casually leans her head back, looking up at the ceiling in exhaustion.
>"Yeah... I'm not a fan either, but I'd rather have them be awake and ready for their boops than have them screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night because the Booper woke them up from their sleep. Speaking of which... did you leave the front door locked tonight? Don't want a broken window y'know."
>Anon is frozen, brain attempting to process everything Lucy said.
>"Huh?"
>Lucy groans.
>"I said did you leave the front door unlocked. I d-"
>"N-no I heard that, who the hell is 'The Booper' and what does it have to do with the twins turning ten? Why does the front door need to be unlocked? I-"
>Anon's ptero wife raises an eyebrow.
>"What do you mean? It's The Booper y'know? The immortal guy that boops every ptero on the snout after their 10th birthday? Been doing it since the very first ptero climbed out of it's egg? That 'The Booper'? Didn't my dad ever have a talk with you after you married me?"
>Anon furrows his brow.
>"No?"
>Lucy's eyes widen for a moment, before she click her tongue in annoyance.
>"Y'know what that actually doesn't surprise me."
>She sits up.
>"Alright. So basically, anytime a pterodactyl turns ten, eventually this immortal human...? At least I think it's a human, it's definitely not a dino? Whatever, this guy who's called 'The Booper' will basically come over and give you a tap on their snoot. Y'know a boop, hence the name. You're supposed to leave a way in for him and stay awake as long as possible every-night so that when he comes along he can easily... well boop your snoot."
cont.
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 01:27:44 No.67767396 Report
Quoted By: >>67767413
>>67767381
>"So he's like Santa?"
>"Kinda? Instead of presents you get a nice calm feeling of euphoria for a few days, and instead of a red suit he's dressed in state-of-the-art tactical infiltration gear."
>"What the fuck? Who made this shit up? An 9-year-old?"
>"Made up?"
>"Yeah. You know how, Santa's made up by parents to scare their kids into being good so they can get presents right? Who made this crap up?"
>"Oh he's not made up. The Booper is real."
>"What?"
>"Yep, He's pretty prominent in Ptero culture, I'm surprised you haven't heard about him like at all."
>"You're telling me that there's some immortal... thing running around breaking into people's houses... to give them a touch on the snout?"
>"Yeah it happens to all ptero's, anyone closely related to them at least. Got my snoot booped on my 10th birthday, Mom got hers booped on her tenth, Dad on his, Naser's boop was a few days after his 10th actually."
>Lucy chuckles.
>"He was so nervous he peed himself, but after he got booped he went right back to sleep so he woke up covered in his own piss. Mom had to get him brand new sheets and I still remember the sound of Dad laughing his ass off."
>"You're REMINISCING about this!? I- How are you so non-chalant at the idea of some random dude coming into our home and putting his hands on our kids!?"
>"I've never met a Ptero who had a bad memory of getting booped, mine helped me get through the death of my pet hamster, it's nothing to freak out about Anon, plus it's just a single tap on the snout, and besides you should be excited, he's probably gonna give you a visit too if comes tonight."
>"WAT"
>"I'm kinda jealous actually, In between the winter recital and finals coming up, I'd kill for a boop from The Booper nowadays."
>"I thought you said it was just for Pteros!"
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 01:28:23 No.67767413 Report
Quoted By: >>67767573
>>67767396
>"It happens to anyone 'related' to Ptero's, anyone who marries into a Ptero family also gets their nose booped, usually while he's booping a nearby Ptero so sometimes newly-weds get woken up by a 8 ft tall shadow looking mother fucker looming over them because the ptero-family a block over just had a kid who turn 10."
>Anon looks utterly horrified.
>"You're fucking with me right?"
>"Nope. Usually Dad would have told you all this before the wedding, but I'm pretty sure Dad didn't because he's an ass."
>"Oh god..."
>Lucy takes his hand, and gives him a warm smile.
>"Hey cheer up! It's really not a bad experience. Trust me."
>"I- I don't know Sweettooth... this is just... alot to take in."
>"It's fine Anon, just don't piss yourself like Naser did."
>"I think I'll be fine... I think..."
>Lucy gives her husband a smile, before suddenly getting up.
>"Alright. I think I'm gonna turn in as well, I'm exhausted after today's party. You gonna come with hon?"
>"Sure. Though I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to sleep considering that there's a good chance I'm getting woken up by some... wait you said he was 7ft?"
>"Yep. "
>Anon gulps before following his wife upstairs.
>A few hours later, Anon awakens to an extremely parched throat.
>He gets up with a yawn, casually rubbing his eyes as he makes his way out of the room and into the hallways bathroom.
>After quickly gulping down a refreshing cup of lukewarm fluoride infused water, he wanders back into the hallway.
>The moment he steps out into the hall, the sound of Amber's door shutting, squeak and all, catches Anon's attention.
>He lazily looks down the hallway, expecting a tired-daughter, likely thirst like he was.
>Two green dots in the dark stare back at him instead.
>The hair on Anon's skin rises.
>"Oh s-shit."
cont.
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 01:28:40 No.67767426 Report
Quoted By: >>67767573
>A massive sillouhette in the dark is behind the glow, thin jagged arms long enough for it's large skinny claws to drag along the floor, it's slender body hunched over just so it can fit in the hallway.
>It takes a step towards him.
>A chill goes up Anon's spine.
>Another step closer.
>His mind screams at him to run, but he can't.
>Another.
>His legs don't move, feeling as if they were encased in concrete.
>It's right infront of him now.
>Anon falls back onto his bottom, mouth dropping open as he tries to scream.
>Not a single sound comes out besides a strained gasp of fear.
>The figure reaches its thin, jagged limb up to Anon's.
>Anon can do nothing as a bony claw hovers right above his face.
>The claw comes down, softly tapping Anon on the nose.
>"B̵̝͇̥̠̞̙͙̂̈́̃̈̿̑͒̇͐̈́͗̊̆́ǒ̸̪͔̤̟͙͈̖̓̌͂̓͌́̉̈́̉̕̚ơ̷̛̗̰̟͈͛̀̋͌̇̈͂̃͌̀͜p̵̗̔̇̈́̉͝͝"
>Anon blinks, and in that moment, a comforting warmth filled his mind, bringing a soothing sensation that flowed out until it covered his entire body.
>He felt as if he were an ancient pterodactyl, snug in his comfortable nest with his family.
>The warmth of his mate, Lucy pressed up against his side, and all his children bunched up together under his protective wing. Satisfying instincts Anon didn't know he had until that moment.
>The fear of the moment is washed away in a sea of euphoria.
>The figure is gone in a flash, light footsteps quickly making it's way down the stairs and out the frontdoor.
>Eventually Anon finds himself on his feet and making his way into the bedroom.
>He shuffles next to Lucy, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her close as she stirs from her sleep.
>"Huh... Anon?"
>"I looooove yoouuuuuu..."
>"Oh? Looks like someone got booped."
>She giggles in a way that makes Anon's euphoria skyrocket.
>He hugs her tighter, all his worries and concerns all drifting away as he falls asleep.
>Y'know what?
>Lucy was right.
>That dude's alright.
End.
I'm not a writefag, I just wanted to do this cuz it was funny.