>At this point, Lucy doesn't even get worried.
>It happens every year, and she used to try to convince him to not do it this year, but he always insisted.
>For God's sake, their youngest are in high school and it's always the same routine.
>If she didn't know better, she'd think he fell intentionally, but she's lived with her dweeb long enough to know that it's PROBABLY not intentional.
>Up on the roof, Fall off, and then just head in through either the front or back door with the gifts he has for the kids, with the worst just being a few bruises on him.
>Huh. Come to think of it, maybe he WASN'T joking about getting run over by a car that one time..