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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2024 14:39:55 No.68943837 Report

can we have Anon dealing with Tarja, Nova and Rachel haha for funss

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2024 14:54:18 No.68944008 Report

Quoted By: >>68944032 >>68944062 >>68944252

>>68943837
>"So, Anon...what did you call me here for-oh?"
>Rachel enters the house and sees two, fellow older girls sitting in a sofa in front of Anon, who was sitting sophisticatedly in a chair.
>"Ms. Rachel...Sit. Please."
>Rachel feels a slight tinge surge in her body as she hears his tone; it was a tone she was very familiar with. One that Anon used whenever they got...'intimate'. Yet, this time, the tone was used professionally. As if he was about to say something serious.
>So, she obliged his request and sat down next to the two.
>One of the other woma - a blue baryonx - spoke up, her tone slightly raspy and impatient
>"Well? What'd you call us here for, kid?"
>The other one; a Troodon, added to the baryonyx's question
>"Kyllä! Why call us here?"
>"Well...it's because I need to tell something to all three of you."
>The three looked on as Anon paused
>The troodon's eyes showed nervousness
>The baryonyx showed no care, but beneath it, showed great concern and unease at what the human might say
>Whilst the gigantosaurus(/giganotosaurus? i forgot fuck) looked on with calm casualness
>"I..."
>...
>"I want to marry all of you."
>...
>...
>...
>"""Huh?"""

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2024 15:09:49 No.68944252 Report

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>>68944008(me)
(VERSION 2:)
>"So, kid, mind telling me why there's a naked woman on top of you on -our- bed?"
>"Uh, I can explain-"
>"Oh don't be so rough, bluey, you know what they say; spreading love and joy is the giga-way."
>"...'Spreading love and joy', huh? Well how about I spread your limbs across the entire state of Volcaldera, how about that? You homewrecking piece of-"
>Suddenly, gets the door busts down by a ferocious troodon hag wielding an M28/30 rifle, screaming something in Finnish
>"POIS HÄNESTÄ, TE NOIDAT!"
>The three glare at each other in a wild-west style standoff for a certain 'prize'
>...Whilst said prize is currently shitting bricks(metaphorical, not literal...yet) as he wishes there isn't going to be a bloodbath about to happen
>Being a BHC is hard