>Trish, Reed, and Fang have no idea of what is to come
>Anon puts on a farmer’s cap
>His skin turns yellow
>Naser and Naomi walk by
>He points at Naser
>”Sneed.”
>Suddenly, two burly faceless men appear from nowhere and grab him by the arms, holding him in place
>The shocked group realizes that these two men were bystanders walking by, but had suddenly become characters in this absurd play
>One of them pulls down Naser’s pants
>His uncircumcised cock flops in the air
>Too shocked to say anything
>”Anon, what ar-“
>Fang gets cut off by Anon’s next move
>Anon pulls out a pair of iron shears
>The group quickly realize what he’s going to do
>Then they freeze
>A miracle happens
>Anon tosses the shears up into the air, and they don’t come down
>They snip, clicking menacingly, as if testing their function
>Then they smoothly descend to Naser’s cock
>Naser finally understands his current condition, but it’s too late
>The trimming begins
>Naser’s screams fill the air
>Crowd gathers around them
>Principle Spears pushes his way past, then sees the entire debacle
>He gets ready to slam dunk Anon, then freezes as Anon’s faceless gaze falls upon him
>Spears remembers that he’s uncircumcised
>”Sneed.”