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>Amber has been looking forward to a certain football game for an entire month.
>Something about a long running grudge between her favorite team and her most hated team.
>To the point where the day before she pitched up a tent in the living room and stared at the TV for the entire day "Just in case."
>The day arrives and she's stocked up on snacks, drinks, Dad promised not to fall asleep, Mom's got a big foam finger, and she managed to even rope Greene into her blanket cocoon for emotional support.
>This is it. The football match to end all football matches.
>Only for the match to be canceled because the computer all the peripheral shit was running on got corrupted because of windows being retarded.
>It'll take weeks to fix them again.
>Amber's jaw drops, her heart shattered as the notification detailing what happened rolls across the screen.
>Greene is about to give her a comforting one armed hug when her jaw snaps shut and rage fills her face.
>All guilt and sympathy falls from Greene's face when he recognize Amber putting on "That face."
>"Those damn..."
>"Oh no not again."
>She jumps out of her blanket cocoon, pumping both of her fists up into the air as she yells towards the sky (ceiling).
>"MIIIIICROOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFTTT!!!!!"
>She dramatically stays in that pose as Greene sighs and pulls out his phone, looking up the address of Microsoft headquarters before calling Melissa to book tickets to washington state.
>"I'll go get the car..."
>Anon has already fallen asleep while Fang casually begins scrolling on her phone.
>"Mmmkay, keep in touch, call once every morning, afternoon, and night."
>Greene lets out a simple "Kay." as he heads to the garage, Amber following close by, ranting about her long winded plan to get revenge on Satya Nadella.