>Lucy opens the backyard door, calling out to the twins as the squat by a patch of dirt.
>"Kids! Time for dinner I made- For the love of all that is holy and stony. Are you two eating ants again?!"
>Amber and Greene freeze, not daring to look back as Lucy stomps her way over to where her two 7 year olds are sitting.
>"Mmghf... N-no!"
>"Amber, I can see- HOW did you manage to get your mouth FULL of ants?! They're so small!"
>"There's alot of ants."
>Greene punches her in the arm.
>"Ow what the heck!"
>"Amber shut up! We're going to get in trouble!"
>Lucy sighs tapping her feet as she puts her hands on her hips.
>"You're ALREADY IN TROUBLE! My gosh you're both COVERED in ants! Are you sure you're eating them and they're not eating you?"
>Amber thinks to herself for a moment.
>"No I'm pretty sure we're eating the ants."
>"Oh my goodness I gave birth to a bunch of pre-historic cavem- GREENE STOP EATING THE ANTS!"
>"I'm not! They're crawling into my mouth!"
>"You're chewing! I- CLOSE. YOUR. MOUTH."
>"But they're in my snoot-slits and I can't breath."
>Another sigh.
>"Just... no- Greene. Stop. Don't try to blow them out of your nose. You're just getting snot all over yourself. I just bought you that shirt last week too- D-don't wipe it on your pants either wipe it on the grass!"
>Lucy's jaw drops as Amber also blows her nose messily, only to wipe her hands onto the dirt.
>"AMBER no I said GRASS-AND I JUST TOLD YOUR BROTHER NOT TO WIPE IT ON HIS SHIRT- Oh my god you two are going to drive me insane."
>Greene guiltily looks down with a quiet "Sorry..." as Amber sadly rubs her hands together, ants falling from her hands.
>"Raptor-Jesus on his stone cross what am I going to DO with the two of you?"
>Amber smiles uneasily.
>"Bath?"
>"Nuh uh! I am NOT letting either of you in while you two are like that and getting the house infested with ants! ANON! GET THE HOSE!"
>Amber and Greene look at each other with a fearful look... before they both start to cry.
>"Ugh..."