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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 01:48:52 No.68737575 Report
Quoted By: >>68737592
>”Okay, I think we’re in the food court now”
>”You *think* we’re in the food court?”
>I take a look around at the various multicolor flashes signs, each advertising an array of fried, fast, and greasy food
>Several families, couples, and groups wade throughout the cafeteria sprawl and scavenge for spare seats
>Better grab one while I can
>Bianca clings tight to my arm as I gently tug her into the crowd
>”Yeah, we’re in the food court. If the smell didn’t give it away, the crowds sure do”
>I’ve always been amazed at her keen hearing and smell, but this setting wasn’t even slightly subtle to any sense
>”Well Bianca, smell anything that catches your nose?”
>She gives the air another sample
>”Only that deodorant has apparently gone out of style”
>”That’s just your upper lip”
>My teasing is rewarded with an elbow to the rips as I guide her into her seat
>”Still not sure why you were set on coming here, Niko”
>”You said you have never been to the mall”
>”Yeah, it’s not exactly easy to navigate. The layout is inconsistent, and it’s noisy and crowded”
>”I thought it would be nice, you agreed to come along, didn’t you?”
>”Yeah, but that’s just because I wanted to spend some time with y-”
>Her tail thumps hard against the worn leather seating as she tries to downplay a blush
>”You were saying?”
>”I was *saying* that I was just entertaining another one of your dumb ideas”
>She idly plays with her hands as I blatantly stare at her
>One of the upsides of having a visually impaired gee eff is being able to just stupidly admire them without them noticing
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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 01:49:30 No.68737592 Report
Quoted By: >>68737609 >>68737646 >>68737681
>>68737575
>”I can FEEL you staring at me”
>Well, maybe she can, but her teasing doesn’t stop me
>”Just… thought you wanted to sit a spell”
>”I thought we came to the food court to get something to eat?”
>”Well… what do you want?”
>”Oh, I don’t know, let me just take a LOOK at the menu!”
>To add insult to injury, she pretends to grab, unfold, and consider an imaginary menu from the table
>”Oof - ouch, eegads! You’re mocking cuts deep!”
>”It’ll cut deeper if you don’t get me something already!”
>”Of course, at your service princess Bianca, what would her majesty find palatable?”
>With silent pride I watch her snort and fail to further contain her laughter
>”Anything, I’m starving!”
>”Okay, Starving, guess you’ll just have to like whatever I bring back!”
>She pretends to look for something to throw at me, smiling as she takes in the sounds and atmosphere of the room
>But before I head off, I turn back
>”You sure you don’t want to come with me?”
>”Oh! Sure! Let me grab my cane!”
>She makes an exaggerated show of reaching for a walking stick that isn’t there
>”Yeah yeah”
>This morning she claimed to have misplaced it
>But she’s never let that thing out of her sight
>err… grasp
>Another perk of having a blind gee eff
>She can’t see your stupid blush when she asks if she can hold onto your arm for the entire mall trip
>”Wait, Niko!”
>”Hmm?”
>”Gelato”
>She rests her chin on her hands
>”I’ve always wanted to try some Gelato from the mall - I heard some students talking about it during Sculpting”
>”What flavor?”
>”Surprise me!”
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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 01:50:05 No.68737609 Report
Quoted By: >>68737646
>>68737592
>”I can FEEL you staring at me”
>Well, maybe she can, but her teasing doesn’t stop me
>”Just… thought you wanted to sit a spell”
>”I thought we came to the food court to get something to eat?”
>”Well… what do you want?”
>”Oh, I don’t know, let me just take a LOOK at the menu!”
>To add insult to injury, she pretends to grab, unfold, and consider an imaginary menu from the table
>”Oof - ouch, eegads! You’re mocking cuts deep!”
>”It’ll cut deeper if you don’t get me something already!”
>”Of course, at your service princess Bianca, what would her majesty find palatable?”
>With silent pride I watch her snort and fail to further contain her laughter
>”Anything, I’m starving!”
>”Okay, Starving, guess you’ll just have to like whatever I bring back!”
>She pretends to look for something to throw at me, smiling as she takes in the sounds and atmosphere of the room
>But before I head off, I turn back
>”You sure you don’t want to come with me?”
>”Oh! Sure! Let me grab my cane!”
>She makes an exaggerated show of reaching for a walking stick that isn’t there
>”Yeah yeah”
>This morning she claimed to have misplaced it
>But she’s never let that thing out of her sight
>err… grasp
>Another perk of having a blind gee eff
>She can’t see your stupid blush when she asks if she can hold onto your arm for the entire mall trip
>”Wait, Niko!”
>”Hmm?”
>”Gelato”
>She rests her chin on her hands
>”I’ve always wanted to try some Gelato from the mall - I heard some students talking about it during Sculpting”
>”What flavor?”
>”Surprise me!”
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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 01:52:48 No.68737681 Report
Quoted By: >>68737697
>>68737592
>As I survey the selection in front of me, I come to the conclusion that Gelato is just fancy overpriced ice cream
>It’s has the same serving styles; bowls and cones
>It has an identical colorful display of flavor options
>But a few extra dollar for the shameless cash grab ice cream DLC is going to a good cause
>I walk back to our table with two cones in hand
>Amarena
>Not sure what it actually tastes like, but it sounded pretty, like her, so I chose it
>That, and they didn’t have a Majonez flavor
>Yeah, definitely going to tell her that after I sit down
>No, I won’t let her live that down
>She sits at the table, scratching at the surface and tapping her fingers
>And I get a devious idea when her words replay in my head
>”Surprise me”
>It’s a nice excuse to stop and stare as wait for Bianca’s reaction
>But what would she do if I didn’t come back?
>She fiddles with the display on the table, feeling the napkin dispenser and a few condiment bottles
>If I didn’t have my hands full, I’d almost consider taking a creeper shot
>Eventually, she perks up and pantomimes looking around
>After kicking the chair in front of her, checking for an occupant, she reaches for her phone
>It just so happens that someone comes by the table and grabs my chair for their own uses
>Bianca perks up at the sound of the chair scooching, checking for my return
>She looks so silly, and I stifle a snicker
>”Niko?”
>Man, I can’t wait to tell her about the look on her fa-
>”Niko!?”
>She quickly panics, her hands scattering across the table in search for an occupant that isn’t there
>”N-Niko!?”
>Panic sets in as she starts to hyperventilate, drawing the confused stares of several other food court occupants
>But most dismiss her, turning back to their food with little care
>Without her cane, she looks like an or-
>Without her cane
>Shit
>Without he-
>”N-NIKO!?”
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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 01:53:23 No.68737697 Report
Quoted By: >>68737713
>>68737681
>Okay, not funny anymore
>I scramble back to the table with overpriced ice cream in tow as Bianca shakily rises from her chair
>”It’s okay, I’m h-”
>”Where were you!?”
>”I was just grabbing food, I-”
>”For 10 minutes!?”
>Her chests rises and falls as she paces with uncertainty
>Shit, I forgot she counted the seconds
>”I thought you just kinda… zone o-”
>”D-do you think that was funny!? I thought something happened! Or-or-”
>I reach out to touch her forearm, but she jolts
>”D-don’t y-”
>She stumbles a step back, and I try to catch her
>Dumping the Gelato right onto her as she falls onto the flimsy budget table
>Sending it tipping over, condiments and dairy scattering all over the saurian
>”Shit! Bianca, I’m sorry, I-”
>Any attempts to help her up are repelled by her panicked kicks and my voice is drowned out by the rising tempo of laughter throughout the mall
>Her frantic panting is choked by the mess crashing down on top of her
>I try to reach down and help her, but with the commotion going on around us, without her cane, she’s clearly overwhelmed
>Why are people taking pictures?
>Why aren’t they helping?
>With her sunglasses knocked from her face
>Without her cane
>They think she’s just any other high schooler
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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 01:53:56 No.68737713 Report
Quoted By: >>68737773
>>68737697
>”Get away from me!”
>”Bianca, please!”
>She hobbles down the mall hallway, using a chair borrowed from the food court to find her path
>”G-go away!”
>”Bianca, I didn’t mean t-”
>”Then what did you mean to do!?”
>She stops, turning to face me, tears trailing down her face
>Betrayal
>”I-I’m sorry, I was just trying to… trying to surprise you”
>”Surprise me!?”
>She collapses into her borrowed chair, completely overwhelmed
>”W-well congratulations! I’m s-suprised!”
>”Bianca, I-”
>”S-suprised you’d do something so s-stupid!”
>Her saturated shirt does little little to dry her tears and only further smears the mess across her face
>”I… I’m sorry, I didn’t think it wo- I didn’t mean t-”
>”I want to go home”
>She wraps her arms around herself
>”I just want to go home, Niko”
>And rocks in her chair, trying to mentally suppress the sights and sounds of the recent embarrassment
>”Okay, I’ll take y-”
>”Alone”
>She drops her face into her knees, trying to block out the sobbing, gasping for air
>”Bianca, please, let m-”
>”D-don’t touch me!”
>She swats at the air at my touch
>”Hey! Is that man bothering you!?”
>A portly Ankylosaur, mall security from the looks of it, cuts through the crowd towards us
>”Oh, no sir, I was j-”
>”Yes, he is!”
>With tears streaming from her eyes, Bianca looks to the voice of the officer
>”Do you know this man?”
>She sniffles and jerks her head towards me, hatred and betrayal scrolled across her dull eyes
>”N-no, no I don’t”
>”Bi-”
>”Sir! I’m going to ask you to leave right now!”
>He puts his hand on his hip as he steps between us
>”Please, I was ju-”
>But my words fall on deaf ears
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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2024 01:55:42 No.68737773 Report
Quoted By: >>68737893 >>68737903 >>68737943
>>68737713
>”Kid, unless you want me to detain you, you need to leave - right now!”
>I fumble with my words
>Best not to push it
>Last thing I want to do is explain a domestic disturbance or property ban to my parents
>I walk off
>Bianca clings to the officer’s arm, desperately explaining where she lives and how to get there
>....
>Surprise
>...
>I’m sorry

FIN
The only thing I'm not sorry about is making that Judee greentext even WORSE!