They Are Coming

They Are Coming
Title: They Are Coming
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon, Fang, Naser, Naomi, Ripley, Reed, Stella, Rosa
Rating: SFW
Classification: One Shot
Author: Anonymous
>dark alley on a rainy night
>Ripley Naser Reed and Anon, making their way about
>quietly, as not to alert any unsuspecting individuals
>Rip: "Hold up."
>the ptero patriarch kneels down, rubbing up a viscous liquid with his fingers
>Rip: "Never seen anything like this before."
>N: Jeez dad, why are you rubbing it all over your hand?
>Ripley walks over, brushing it off on Naser's tacky floral jacket
>Rip: "They're changing."
>Naser jumps in disgust
>N: "Damnit dad! This was my good jacket! God this stuff smells!"
>Reed laughs at his misfortune
>despite this, Naser has about ten copies of that jacket
>the group stops as they hear crying behind a door
>A: "Shit, someone might be hurt"
>Anon and Ripley slowly enter the door, flashlights pointed down
>A: "Hey, we can help you out..."
>his light slowly pans over someone, revealed further by a flash of lightning to be Fang
>Ripley shoves Anon's light to the ground, silencing him
>Rip: "Slowly back out of here, now."
>the two proceed to start moving away from her
>meanwhile, back in the alley, Reed and Naser notice an incoming group of female dinos
>Naser begins firing off the beanbag shotgun his dad had given him
>Reed runs into the room to alert the others
>Re: Bros, bros! They're coming!
>Reed shines his light right on Fang, startling her
>he backs out of the room faster than that D&D session he stumbled on
>A: "FANG DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!"
>Anon sprints out of the room screaming like a girl, Ripley backs out firing rounds from a tranquilizer gun, missing entirely
>Reed slams the door shut behind them and braces against it
>bang
>BANG
>one of Fang's talons smash a hole right through the door, followed by an ear-piercing "SKREEEONK"
>Reed begins spraying into the hole with a carfe loaded spray gun
>Anon whips out his completely underwhelming water pistols, joining the other two in fending off the horde
>Re: "Fang just chill out already bro!"
>eventually Fang does seem to 'chill out', or pass out given how much carfe he just hit her with
>Ripley is suddenly dragged back and up by a long grey tongue
>up on a fire escape landing is Naomi, roping him in
>Naser turns and fires, smacking his girlfriend in the head with a beanbag, knocking her out instantly
>he then goes and helps up his dad, as he's getting him up he fends off two more female dinos
>he does this with the shotgun one handed, just like all the cool guys in the movies did
>Naser thought he was so cool but Ripley just looked up at him with an unamused stare
>Anon chucks a tube of some kind, as it's flying through the air, the chorus from Just the Two of Us by Bill Withers emanates from it
>all the dino-gals can't help but crowd around it, until the song stops and the pipe bursts in a cloud of sleeping gas
>the alley is clear of all the ladies, leaving the men to recover for the moment
>Reed spots a helicopter flying through the air and chases it back down the alley trying to get its attention
>all the while a shadowy figure with a long spiney tail hops rooftop to rooftop after him
>eventually he can't keep up with it any longer, ending up in a street
>Re: "Damn bro, really coulda used a lift."
>suddenly from the top of the nearest building pounces Stella, screaming some Japanese mumbo jumbo as she flies in at high speed
>she lands right on Reed, before attempting to rip away his clothing
>fortunately Anon is nearby, spraying her with his dinky water pistols
>it does nothing
>he gives up and just shoves her off, throwing one of the water pistols at her just like his elders would do with rocks
>it klonks her on the head, knocking the stego out cold
>unfortunately as she falls back she lands on a parked car, setting off the alarm
>Ripley and Naser catch up with the pair in the street, noticing the alarm
>Rip: "This is about to go to hell."
>the team regroup together in the street, females pouring in from all sides around them
>confidence is with them, it's just a bunch of average dino-gals, right?
>a car down the street is suddenly tossed towards the group, along with the sounds of an angry spanish mamacita
>Rosa is encroaching quickly, her sheer strength allowing her to essentially toss other girls aside with one arm as she sprints towards them
Re: "Should we like, try to stop her, or run?"
Re: "Bros?"
Rip: "BOTH"
They make a mad dash back for the alley, the only place their adversaries were not
>the horde gives chase, Rosa easily clearing her way through the crowds to the front
>Reed points to a ladder attached to a fire escape
>Re: "The roof bros! Let's go!"
>First up is Anon, obviously, his water pistols are useless, then Reed
>Naser turns back towards the incoming colossal chica, firing a few beanbags to try and slow her down
>she literally picks up another girl and fucking chucks her at him, smacking the poor ptero up against a wall
>Ripley sees his son is in danger, running up and dumping enough tranquilizer darts into the baja bull to at least stun her
>She swings an arm, Ripley manages to duck out of the way but her swing breaks through a solid brick wall
>from that wall she takes a sizable chunk and launches it back up at Reed who is supporting from the fire escape
>he manages to get out of the way, though the fire escape is heavily damaged
>as Ripley goes for the ladder he's nearly picked off by a few unknown girls
>fortunately, Anon continues to take after his ancestors, chucking the remainder of his water pistols and a few rocks down at them
>A: "Come on I'm holding them off!"
>more rocks rain down with the saturation fire of an archer regiment
>Ripley begins ascending the fire escape, Rosa however is right on his tail
>the sheer force of her launching her way up it starts to tear the fire escape off the wall
>Ripley makes it on up but Anon stumbles, losing his trusty rock collection.
>as the fire escape fully disconnects from the wall, Anon jumps off it, shouting for Naser who grabs him by the arm and helps hoist him up
>the loud clattering of metal below insists that surely Rosa was stopped, for the time being anyways
>finally, quiet is in the air as it seems our heroes have escaped, taking seats on various parts of the roof
>Re: "Coooool, some time to chill, bros."
>Rip: "Dumbass we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party like we've survived already."
>as expected, though the group had survived and had a moment to breathe, the streets around were all teeming with female dinosaurs
>horny, estrus stricken female dinosaurs