# The True Game

Title: The True Game
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon, Fang, Reed
Rating: SFW
Classification: One Shot
Author: Anonymous
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> Goodbye volcano high is finally released
> Start game
> Black screen cue to narration
> Blah blah blah my band is important blah blah blah nobody understands me blah blah blah I feel depressed
> Black screen transitions to a front shot of Fang
> "My name is fang and this is my story"
> Vinyl scratch sound
"Woah woah woah! Screw this faggot shit!"
> Anon walks into frame in a tuxedo
"Hello gentlemen. My name is Anon, you may know me from such titles as ''The Game" and "You are now breathing manually". Now I've come here to present to you, the REAL game you've been waiting for! Reed, roll the clip"
> 8 seconds pass, nothing happens
"I said roll the clip!"
> A voice from afar replies "Mmhh... there seems to be a problem with the electrical equipment, Anon did you touch the wires?"
"Oh fuck..."
> Anon facepalms with visible discomfort
"Well while we wait for our technician to solve the problem, I\ll take this opportunity to make an announcement"
> Anon repeatedly hits an imaginary champagne glass with his finger
> "Fuck normalfags, fuck triggers and most of all fuck Jann-"
> Before Anon can finish there is an abrupt cut to the loudest most earraping punk song there is
> What follows is an incomprehensible montage composed of very quick shots of the main cast in wacky situations, miami style action scenes and pure 4chan autism
> In the last scene Anon is fighting a horde of angry jannies
> He puts his shotgun in the mouth of the last survivor
> The name of the game appears: Snootgame remastered
> A gunshot is heard is heard and the blood of the janny completes the title: Snootgame remastered revengeance