# The Brojob Remaster - Reed Version

Title: The Brojob Remaster - Reed Version
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon, Reed
Rating: NSFW
Classification: One Shot
Author: Rangto
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> Hanging out with my best bro Reed.
> Drinking beers and smoking joints in his house’s basement
> Playing Rock Ring 2 in my apartment until he falls asleep on my shoulder
> Holding his hair back and tucking him into bed whenever he drinks too much
> Other days, we lounge in the grass, smoke weed, and watch the stars after a good hangout at his place
> "Man... Why can't I find some like you to date, Anon?"
> Surprises me a bit. Ask him if he wasn’t already dating Trish
> Reed laughs and calls me funny
> I laugh too, but I can’t help but notice his beautiful eyelashes and his lithe yet well tone bod
> Man, Reed is so cool. I'm sure he’ll find someone to date eventually
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> Hanging out after school, writing funny song lyrics together
> Ruffling the feathery hair on his head just to see him smile
> Laughing with my bro when Trish angrily asks if we're dating
> I laugh and so does Reed
> dating my bro? As if
> When we aren’t doing band shit, I help my bro work on his beat-up car
> We take a couple of test rides up to the look-out
> As we stare at the ocean, Reed approaches me with this incredible idea
> "Dude, like... you know what would totally freak Trish out? If we like, pretend we are dating or something!"
> Damn Reed, that's a great idea!
> We shake on it and promise to keep up the charade, never breaking character no matter what
> Reed then gives me a kiss on the cheek. Realizing that we are already acting, I one-up him and kiss him on the lips
> We both laugh and our devious acting
> This is going to be the best prank ever!
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> The next day, Reed and I hold hands as we walk through the halls together
> We Lean against each other in the cafeteria
> I let my bro nuzzle me goodbye in front of the school
> Reed stops me before I head home and tells me he has another amazing idea
> "Dude, could you imagine if we like, made out in public? People would freak!" he tells me with a roaring guffaw
> "Let's practice first. Got to make it look natural, you know?" I reply, more than eager to follow in on his idea
> My bro is so fucking smart
> From that day on, we have daily make-out practice sessions behind the school
> I one-up Reed again and come up with the idea of going on pretend "dates" so we can show off the pictures later
> “Bro, that is absolute genius!” Reed says before he frenches me
> Oh man, Reed is really getting into this acting thing
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> Going out to get new swimming trunks for the summer with my bro
> Helping him cover his lithe and soft skin with sunblock
> We get a few stares, but I just tell ‘em that I’m helping out my bro
> Reed asks me if he can use my shower since it's so hot out today
> Reed walking back into the room, dripping wet, asking where the towels are
> I laugh and say “bro how stoned are you? They're right here on the door!”
> Reed, with a flushed expression on his face, apologizing for not noticing
> Man, my bro is just so adorable when he acts all klutz-like
> Walking home from school, holding hands with my best bro
> Reed once again stops, his face lighting up with a flash of inspiration
> "Oh man, wouldn't it be hilarious if we went to prom together?"
> “Yeah dude, that would totally be hilarious!” I reply enthusiastically
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> Picking up my "date" at his house, seeing him in a new tux
> Damn, Reed really goes all-in on these pranks
> We are the talk of the prom, mostly because of how dashing we look as a couple
> Dancing with my bro throughout the night, even doing the slow dances
> “Oh man, like everyone in school totally thinks we're a thing now!” Reed tells me enthusiastically. “This is so hilarious!”
> I 100% agree with him. The look on Trish’s face alone is priceless!
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> Heading back to my bro's place for a little afterparty
> Getting tipsy on good beer as we listen to some oldie rock music
> Laughing as Reed pins me to the couch and starts tearing off my clothes
> My bro is such a good actor. He really stays in character even though we’ve already won!
> End up making slow passionate love to Reed right into the early morning
> Basking in the afterglow as we snuggle together
> Reed grabs my hand and nuzzles it, all the while whispering "I love you, Anon..."
> He lets out a laugh, and so do I
> “Yo Reed, you just said you love me. That's pretty gay bro!”
> “Hey, our balls didn’t touch, so no homo!”
> We really laugh at that
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> We graduate from Volcano High and decide that we’ve been keeping the prank going good so far, and since we are going to community college, which is basically high school 2.0, we’re still going keep up the act
> After all, we are probably going to be seeing a lot of our old peers, including Trish and Fang
> Struggling through the classes with my best bro Reed, helping each other study
> Consoling my bro when he feels like he can't make it
> "Dude, like, I bet I can go longer without a joint than you can!" I tell Reed one night after a particularly bad study session, which turned into a getting high session
> “Na bro, I bet I can go longer than you can!”
> “You’re on!”
> I never back down from a challenge from my bro
> We go the rest of the year not just without weed, but also without booze and other drugs
> We both get our grades through the roof
> As a result, we actually pass our first year
> Still doing those practice make-out sessions. Need to keep the skills sharp!
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> Four years later, and with diplomas under our belt, me and Reed decide to move back to Volcaldera Bluffs proper
> Decide to get an apartment together so we can hang out all the time
> No need to buy a second bed when owning a single large bed saves money
> "Dude, like, we should invite everyone back for a party or something!" Reed tells me one day
> "What if we told them we’re getting married? They would like, have to show up for that!"
> “Damn that's a super smart idea, dude!” I tell Reed enthusiastically
> And thus me and Reed decide to get married
> All in the name of our prank, of course
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> Everyone shows up to the "wedding"
> It’s a rip-roaring party for the ages
> Reed invited our families too, just to keep the charade up
> Even my parents show up, though they aren’t exactly pleased that I’m marrying another dude. Guess they wanted grandchildren or something.
> Everyone is crying and super emotional.
> I can’t help but snicker. “They have no idea they're getting so punked right now!”
> “I know bro!” Reed replies enthusiastically.
> It’s a nice ceremony, but it’s mostly just that, a ceremony
> We decide to actually get legally married a few days later just to make taxes easier
> Make passionate tender love with Reed on our wedding night, just to make sure it looks super ultra legit
> Get a job as a sound engineer and start making real big money
> Decide to buy a real house, of course, my best bro can move in with me
> We live a happy life for about a year until Reed gets another brilliant idea
> “Her bro, let’s have a kid!”
> I chuckle at his brilliant, yet ultimately impossible plan. “I really like your enthusiasm, but you can’t get preggers”
> Reed gets another idea. “Why don’t we ask Fang if she wants to be our surrogate?
> “Dude! You’re a genius!”
> We kiss again for luck
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> We call up Fang and tell her we want a kid and that if she would do us the honor of being our surrogate
> Fang seems to get all sad and mopey at first, but she’s actually overjoyed for a reason that I can’t quite figure out
> The night comes when I have to impregnate Fang. It’s a bit awkward after so many years of only having sex with Reed, but I get the gist of it down and get down to the deed
> Fang seems to be a lot happier than I expected her to be. Almost seems like it’s some kind of dream come true for her
> Reed is right beside us the whole time
> I do see a small flash of jealousy in his eyes, and it makes me a bit sad that he can't join us
> Then I get a brilliant idea for our joke. What if we, like, both do the deed with Fang. That way, it's like it would be not just my child, but OUR child
> Brilliant Anon!
> I tell Reed my plan. He burst into laughter but is overjoyed at hearing my idea.
> Fang seems troubled at first, but she quickly shrugs and accepts our little plan.
> Reed and I do our part, and before we know it, both of ours seeds go into Fang. Fate will take care of the rest now.
> Reed and I laugh our asses off at our accomplishment.
> It’s all a part of the prank!
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> Nine months later, Fang gives birth to a healthy baby girl
> She looks a little like Fang, so I and Reed decide to call her Amber after the color of our friend's eyes
> Fang is a bit conflicted about it at first, but she ultimately concedes
> Reed, Fang, and myself raise the kid for several years
> Need to make sure Amber grows up to be super cool and a true sis to all
> Snuggling in bed with Reed on a lazy Sunday morning, listening to our child watch cartoons downstairs
> Although, now that I think about it...
> Maybe, just maybe.... my bro might be kinda into me?
> And you know what, that’s okay in my book
> Because the truth is I fell in love with Reed before our prank even got started
> I snicker to myself
> Wait until I tell him that he was the one who got punked!