# The Brojob Remaster - Reeda Version

Title: The Brojob Remaster - Reeda Version
Status: Complete
Characters: Anon, Reeda
Rating: NSFW
Classification: One Shot
Author: Rangto
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> Hanging out with my best ‘bro’ Reeda.
> Drinking beers and smoking joints in her house’s basement
> Playing Rock Ring 2 in my apartment until she falls asleep on my shoulder
> Holding her hair back and tucking her into bed whenever she drinks too much
> Other days, we lounge in the grass, smoke weed, and watch the stars after a good hangout at her place
> "Man... Why can't I find someone like you to date, Anon?"
> Surprises me a bit. Ask her if she wasn’t already dating Trish
> Reeda laughs and calls me funny
> I laugh too, but I can’t help but notice her beautiful eyelashes and her lithe yet well tone bod
> Man, Reeda is so cool. I'm sure she’ll find someone to date eventually
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> Hanging out after school, writing funny song lyrics together
> Ruffling the feathery hair on her head just to see her smile
> Laughing with my bro when Trish angrily asks if we're dating
> I laugh, and so does Reeda
> dating my bro? As if
> When we aren’t doing band shit, I help my bro work on her beat-up car
> We take a couple of test rides up to the look-out
> As we stare at the ocean, Reeda approaches me with this incredible idea
> "Dude, like... you know what would totally freak Trish out? If we like, pretend we are dating or something!"
> Damn Reeda, that's a great idea!
> We shake on it and promise to keep up the charade, never breaking character no matter what
> Reeda then gives me a kiss on the cheek. Realizing that we are already acting, I one-up her and kiss her on the lips
> We both laugh and our devious acting
> This is going to be the best prank ever!
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> The next day, Reeda and I hold hands as we walk through the halls together
> We Lean against each other in the cafeteria
> I let my bro nuzzle me goodbye in front of the school
> Reeda stops me before I head home and tells me she has another amazing idea
> "Dude, could you imagine if we like, made out in public? People would freak!" she tells me with a roaring guffaw
> "Let's practice first. Got to make it look natural, you know?" I reply, more than eager to follow in on her idea
> My bro is so fucking smart
> From that day on, we have daily make-out practice sessions behind the school
> I one-up Reeda again and come up with the idea of going on pretend "dates" so we can show off the pictures later
> “Bro, that is absolute genius!” Reeda says before she frenches me
> Oh man, Reeda is really getting into this acting thing
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> Going out to get new bikinis for the summer with my bro
> Helping her cover her lithe and soft skin with sunblock
> I get a few thumbs up from a few other guys. I just laugh and tell ‘em that I’m helping out my bro. Nothing more
> Reeda asks me if she can use my shower since it's so hot out today
> Reeda walking back into the room, dripping wet, asking where the towels are
> I laugh and say “bro how stoned are you? They're right there on the door!”
> Reeda, with a flushed expression on her face, apologizing for not noticing
> Man, my bro is just so adorable when she acts all klutz-like
> Walking home from school, holding hands with my best bro
> Reeda once again stops, her face lighting up with a flash of inspiration
> "Oh man, wouldn't it be hilarious if we went to prom together?"
> “Yeah dude, that would totally be hilarious!” I reply enthusiastically
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> Picking up my "date" at her house, seeing her in a drop-dead gorgeous dress
> Damn, Reeda really goes all-in on these pranks
> We are the talk of the prom, to the point that many question if we’ll be crowned King and Queen
> Dancing with my bro throughout the night, even doing the slow dances with her even though I suck at ‘em
> “Oh man, like everyone in school totally thinks we're a thing now!” Reeda tells me enthusiastically. “This is so hilarious!”
> I 100% agree with her. The look on Trish’s face alone is priceless!
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> Heading back to my bro's place for a little afterparty
> Getting tipsy on good beer as we listen to some boomer rock
> Laughing as Reeda pins me to the couch and starts tearing off my clothes
> My bro is such a good actor. She really stays in character even though we’ve already won!
> End up making slow passionate love to Reeda right into the early morning
> Basking in the afterglow as we snuggle together
> Reeda grabs my hand and nuzzles it, all the while whispering "I love you, Anon..."
> She lets out another guffaw, and so do I
> We both laugh heartily, all the while our hands hold on to each other tighter and tighter
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> We graduate from Volcano High and decide that we’ve been keeping the prank going good so far, and since we are going to community college, which is basically high school 2.0, we’re still going keep up the act
> After all, we are probably going to be seeing a lot of our old peers, including Trish and Fang
> Struggling through the classes with my best bro Reeda, helping each other study
> Consoling my bro when she feels like he can't make it
> "Dude, like, I bet I can go longer without a joint than you can!" I tell Reeda one night after a particularly bad study session, which turned into a getting high session
> “Na bro, I bet I can go longer than you can!”
> “You’re on!”
> I never back down from a challenge from my bro
> We go the rest of the year not just without weed, but also without booze and other drugs
> We both get our grades through the roof
> As a result, we actually pass our first year
> Still doing those practice make-out sessions. Need to keep the skills sharp!
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> Four years later, and with diplomas under our belt, me and Reeda decide to move back to Volcaldera Bluffs proper
> Decide to get an apartment together so we can hang out all the time
> No need to buy a second bed when owning a single large bed saves money
> "Dude, like, we should invite everyone back for a party or something!" Reeda tells me one day
> "What if we told them we’re getting married? They would like, have to show up for that!"
> “Damn that's a super smart idea, dude!” I tell Reeda enthusiastically
> And thus Reeda and I decide to get married
> All in the name of our prank, of course
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> Everyone shows up to the "wedding"
> It’s a rip-roaring party for the ages
> Reeda invited our families too, just to keep the charade up
> Even my parents show up. Though they aren’t exactly happy that I’m marrying a dino. Guess they think we can’t have children or something when that isn’t a problem any more thanks to omniceptives.
> Everyone is crying and super emotional.
> I can’t help but snicker. “They have no idea they're getting so punked right now!”
> “I know bro!” Reeda replies enthusiastically.
> It’s a nice ceremony, but it’s mostly just that, a ceremony
> We decide to actually get legally married a few days later just to make taxes easier for us
> Make passionate tender love with Reeda on our wedding night, just to make sure it looks super ultra legit
> Get a job as a sound engineer and start making real big money
> Decide to buy a real house, of course, my best bro can move in with me
> We live a very happy and comfy life. Life’s absolutely perfect
> Get surprised one morning by Reeda when she tells me she's pregnant
> Huh? I don’t remember taking any omniceptives. Guess Reeda must have spiked my drink with ‘em or something.
> That's such a sick prank bro! You totally got me!
> Reeda cannot be any happier if she tried.
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> Nine months later, Reeda gives birth to a healthy baby girl
> She looks a little like Reeda, except she’s somehow a lighter pink than her mother.
> As such, we decide to call her ‘Rosie’
> Reeda and I raise our child for several years. Need to make sure Rosie grows up to be super cool and a true sis to all
> Snuggling in bed with Reeda on a lazy Sunday morning, listening to our child watch cartoons downstairs
> Although, now that I think about it...
> Maybe, just maybe.... my bro might be kinda into me?
> And you know what, that’s okay in my book
> Because the truth is I fell in love with Reeda before our prank even got started
> I snicker to myself
> Wait until I tell her that she was the one who got punked from the start!