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welcome to the fandom,some quick tips and tricks...
(holy shit tl;dr)
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1.20% of furs in the fandom and complete utter morons
-20% just lurk and don't give a fuck
-10% are sexual sadist and murders (stay away from them)
-5% are extremely popular artists that have a god/asshole complex(stay away from them also)
-10% are crazy fan bois of the gods(them too)
-4% obsessively buy(commission) art of their fursona (your furry alter ego/player/Residual self-image think matrix...It's you but cooler and sexier) spending $100's of dollars every few months,thats not an over exaggeration.
-2% are shitty trolls (>>4356 & >>4358)
-1% are good professional trolls
-1% are admins/mods
-2% are wanna be admins/mods
-26% are you average person,nothing special (think typical facebook user)
-and the final 1% are totally genuinely nice,cool,happy,mentally sane,sexually normal/healthy(by furry standards)people.
2.there are no females in the fandom olny guys pretending to be chicks and if you do see a female something is wrong with her.
3.Furry pride is awesome but don't tell anyone that you a furry unless they themselves are a furry too...every new Fur has Furry pride,it will level out in about a year and you'll no longer have that "iam a furry deal with it" attitude.
4.Get use to drama
5.Get use to furry drama(essentially 190-proof normal drama)
6.Some furrys hate the yiff (porn/sex/gay sex/good/self stimulation)stuff and "just like anthropomorphic art" (liars)
7.Furrys L-O-V-E mediocre video games...team fortress 2,call of duty,garrysmod,second life,minicraft,halo,wow.
8.Furrys REALLY LOVE internet fads...chuck norris,HAXS!!!! *computer monitor*,MLP,again garrysmod,red vs blue ect.
9.orangina is the unofficial furry drink
10.The Caramell Dance is unofficial furry dance
11.most furry image boards are run buy dictators don't post (just go for the pics)unless you plan to brown nose the admins/mods...paws is one (olny?) board where can say what is on you mind and not worry about getting banned because one of the mods got called a fag/cunt at work/school and they are being an internet tough guy about instead of being thick skinned and growing up.
12.Some furrys have grossly over exaggerated fursonas.
13.try drawing.
14.The furry fandom is a fandom of sex and is the olny fandom that is not directly linked to any one source for it's creation (unless you count the ailed superpowers and sexually subliminal messages in disney movies and cartoons)(x-files shit iam telling you,it was done on purpose)
15.dont take anyone to seriously
I think thats it,
welcome to the fandom...enjoy your stay it's a life time membership.
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