>>3991

no... that makes you a sad, sad individual OP

>>3991
My brain hurts.

>shamefur

>>3991
I can't even attempt to take you seriously.

I'm depressed that there are apparently a lot of furs with no creativity or imagination. Oh well.

>>4035
>furries
>succeeding at life
Yeah, no. You're no better than any other furfag, pal.

>>4035
Now you know OP that Pawsru is the place furries with no creativity or imagination come to die.

imagination? hah. i choked my imagination to death with my own two hands. i held it down with the weight of my body and shared two and a half intense minutes of direct eye contact. i wanted my imagination to understand exactly what was happening. exactly who was doing it. exactly why. i sat on my imagination's chest and stared and choked and watched it die as powerlessly as it lived. now with my reality unfettered by childish fantasy i have unlocked the centres of my mind and ascended to a higher level of being.

you can keep your "creativity", i can't imagine what good it will do

>>4046
funny, i didn't say anything about being better or succeeding... But if you must bring it up, yes, i expect to do a whole lot better then the average, morbidly obese, 'forever alone' furfag who's only claim to the fandom is that S/he paws off to pictures. Sorry.

>>4049
I was kind of expecting that from a board who's main purpose is fapping, but i thought i might be surprised

>>4035
>>4049
>>4054
>>4055
You actually think that using pointless compound words, bastardized English, and 30 year old jargon is a way to demonstrate creativity and imagination?
Wow! Careful, you seem to be setting the "bar" pretty high there. Any higher and someone may actually trip over it.

oh and you,
>>4054
Mr. Elitist.
by definition to be a part of a fandom you must enjoy it's content, and what is the content of this fandom?
pictures and stories. About anthropomorphic animals. Mostly in pornographic situations.

That is all this fandom is about. people getting off to poorly done porn. sure their is fluff on top like role-playing, conventions, and other such nonsense, but boil all of it down to it's essence and the dredge you're left with is just people wanking to porn.

>>4057
Well anyone so jaded and dull as to pass it off as "sad" is unimaginative in my book, anyways. Didn't say you have to be a laureate. Calm down there hun.

>>4058
Naw.

It's cool that that's all you're in it for, but know there are a vast number of furs who see it as more then just a fetish. Dismiss that, and you're just an idiot.

>>4059
>>anyone so jaded and dull as to pass it off as "sad" is unimaginative in my book

So, you're argument is that we're bad people because we dislike these retarded words?
I mean, I don't agree with the "all furry creations are porn" fellow up there, but I'd rather have pages of porn than pages of "creative" furs going "everyfur here is so pawesome XD murr".

>>4070
*your
The internet has corrupted me.

I never thought I'd see something more annoying then a weeaboo...

>>3991

These aren't words I use... but they are words that I know exist and piss me off. Interestingly enough, although I'm a huge fucking pervert with no problem with sorta weird sex, these are all perverse words.

Tailhole, pawing-off, yiff, yiffing, yiffy, clop/clopping, furvert.

The ones I use are mostly situational. As in, when I'm having sex with another furry. Otherwise it's just lolsilly. Concordantly, all the ones I can come up with off the top of my head are sexual in nature. Basically anything to do with "furry" for me is sexual anyway. With added definitions for anyone who doesn't speak coonfox.


Yiff: verb. To fuck, but more in a playful and non-committal nature without deep emotions involved.

Yiffy: adjective. Horny, but in a very playful manner. More like "frisky" but with added sexuality.

Mate: verb. To fuck, passionately, with the one partner you are closest with, in a loving manner.

Mate: noun. That one very special partner.

Tailhole: noun. Penis goes here.

Breed: verb. To ejaculate into a (usually) submissive partner. Works even when said partner is a male and cannot actually be impregnated. It's the thought that counts.

Spooge: noun. Semen. I think this is a bit stupid, but I know lots of people who use it so whatever.

Paw Off: verb. When you picture your penis with a knot, you do this instead of jerk off.

Cub/Pup: noun. A partner that is roleplaying as an underaged furry. Acting, that is, unless you want to say hi to Chris Hansen.


Bonus: use them all in a sentence!

So yesterday I decided to yiff this cub's tailhole good while my mate pawed off watching, looking especially yiffy when I bred the pup, and making sure to hold back his spooge so we could mate after I got done.

This is what happens when I'm bored and have 15 minutes to waste.