I once came back from a bar drunk and fucked a girl while my room mate was asleep

guess what HE WASNT, shame too instead of pretending he was asleep he shoulda said something and I would've invited him over :3

Never been caught fapping yet. However, my gay prawn stash however was found. I hate my parents now. they haven't done anything, but they were looking through my room and found the SD card. I forgot to mark the files them invisible on it.

>>3713

This is one of those "You know your parents are fucking snoops" entries. It's one thing to search around a room and discover a stack of obvious porn mags underneath the mattress. It's quite another to find a memory card, and then purposefully go out of your goddamn way to take the thing over to a computer to search through their contents.

I'm glad my parents weren't/aren't like that.

In my case, I can't really blame my parents. I got in a car accident which resulted in two broken legs, a concussion, a lacerated kidney and a month-long stay at a hospital. At the time I was still living with my family in a very small apartment- I technically didn't have a room, just a cubicle. My parents had to clean it up for me so I could move around more easily with crutches and a wheelchair.

Lo and behold, they found my stash. They weren't embarrassed or disappointed... but they tossed it out anyway- I was going to get a new computer with the settlement money, I wouldn't need them anymore. >:D

Soooo i was mounting my boyfrined in our basement and we were enjoying ourselves on the floor. normally you can hear the footsteps coming down the stairs buuutttttt i was hitting all of the right places so there was too much moaning and slapping noises, mother opens up the door, turns around and just walks away and never brings it up again... x3

almost. i was in the bathroom. the door was locked but when my mom tried to open the door the lock failed and the door opened...
my luck was that she was surprised by the noise that the lock made which gave me enough time to cover my shame :D

>>3718
>>3729
It took awhile but i managed to get through the hole achieved thread.That's the first time really saw the importance of the paws achieve my god so many lol's.

I've never really be caught-caught but when i was about 16 my bedroom was down stairs.One day i had the hole house and the web to myself this is the teenage wankers dream.So i spent the hole day faping like only a teenager can,happily fapping away until i get the feeling i being watched i look out the window to see my elderly neighbor peering at the window at me.We make eyecontact and he immediately walks of,i get up close the curtains and go straight back to faping,he can call the cop i don't give a fuck.From were he was standing i don't think he could of seen much just an androgynes teen make wanking faces.

>>3744
No joke, I had the something similar happen to me, I fap on my desktop unstairs on the 2nd floor of my house, there is a house about 15ft behind mine, I know there are kids in the house so I try to make an effort to keep the door closed,just incase one day their blinds are open and they just happen to look at the right angle and see me going nuts. But the other day my dog is going ballistic at the window, cause one of the kids the older one like 17ish is on the roof staring into my window. Kinda weirded me out a little bit, don't know if they have seen me going at it. Keeping the door closed all the time now. Fucking hell im getting too paranoid to jerk off in my own house now.

>>3748
You should have invited him in :-p lol

Never been caught before, but I busted a friend with his pants down, no pun intended, and by the Gods that shit was hilarious!

I was 15 then, 16 now, and was having a sleepover with a friend at his house. It was getting pretty late, and we stayed up for quite some time since his parents were out for the weekend, we had the entire house to ourselves.
So he suddenly says he has to go to the bathroom, I say OK and sit back and watch the rest of Two and a Half Men. Five-ten minutes pass, and I think my bladder's gonna blow soon, so I go to the bathroom too. Naturally I think he's gone to the closest bathroom, so I go up the stairs to the other one. My bladder at the ridge of a massive explosion, I rush towards the door and slam it open without any intentions of knocking to see if he's using this one. And of course, as awkward situations goes, he's forgot to lock the door behind him. If you hadn't figured it out yet, he was using this bathroom.
So there he was, gazing into an 8teen Gays Magazine or something like that, he at the ridge of an explosion too, so he jumps up from the toilet seat and burst jizz all over the damn room!
I had no idea that he was into that because he never really gave out any signals or anything, so this is the way I found out he is gay. And Great Lord and Savior Above, that was an awkward sleepover... For some reason, whether it was to make the situation less awkward or if he really meant it, he tried to make a move on me. I made it clear that I was NOT interested.

It did however not ruin our friendship anything at all. I was happy for him actually, since he got more outgoing after the "incident", and he's much more sure of himself now and such. But he hasn't tried anything after that one time, and if he ever tries to make a move on me again, he'll regret it. Hard.

Alright, my turn.

So I was 17 at the time and I, like most other teenagers, had my internet opened up, ironically to pawsru. I like to lean over the side of my bed which seperates me from my door and the rest of my room. Usually my door is locked at night but the lock had been broken for quite some time forcing me to do my business really late at night. I've timed my whole family so I know that between 2 and 4:30, no one is awake. That night i was not paying attention to my clock and it was like 5:00am.

So I'm leaning over my bed, pawsru opened on my laptop, pants down, and suddenly my door just opens. I know it's my mom even though I can't see her because of the light in my face which i know is shinnng all over my now colorless face. Two issues 1) I don't want her to know what I'm doing cause she's the type to freak out about that and 2) I REALLY don't want her to know what I'm looking at cause she will really flip out at that. Now I usually have an esacpe route planned for such an occasion which goes something like, "I'm writing a paper and dropped my flash drive." Unfortunaltely, I was caught totally off guard and sat there for about two minutes reaching for the "flash drive" that I never said I was looking for while repeating "umm" and "uhh" a few hundred times. After that, she left and never mentioned it again.

Although she never saw anything, I'm sure she knows what I was doing but not what I had opened on my laptop. I laugh about it now but I also feel kinda sad cause I was determined not to end up on this thread. Oh well.

Honestly can't remember if I told this in the old thread or not. Too sleepy to check.

I caught my dad. Kind of funny, kind of ew. Once ma goes to bed, apparently, dad sits up and watches porn. A few years ago, I was cleaning a spare bedroom that has a TV, and I found a few VHS tapes stashed behind the VCR, with hand-written labels. Among them were two tapes of the infamous Ben Dover's Backdoor Fantasies, a straight anal series infamous due to the title and the fact that the producer really calls himself Ben Dover. I left 'em there, didn't really want to touch 'em.

Any late night I walk in, dad is sitting on the couch with the TV on, on the blue "DVD paused" screen. I know what he must be up to, so I just leave. But one night I walked in quietly - not intentionally - and apparently he didn't hear me, because I pass the doorway and see someone bangin' away on screen. I prepared to walk out but, before going, I said, speaking very quickly, "So, is that Ben Dover's Backdoor Fantasies volume four or five?" Dad goes, "...wha?" I said, "Never mind" and walked out.

I gotta admit that one time, I fucked with him. Right outside the living room windows is a big plastic trash can. When I saw the flickering lights, and saw porno playing through the curtains, I took a firecracker, stuck a cigarette on the fuse and lit it, and headed on my way. He was on the couch, meaning he was backed up immediately behind the windows. About ten minutes later, there was a sharp, loud BANG!!! He knows I keep fireworks around, and usually if I test one late at night, he'll ask the next day if that bang was my work, but that day he said nothing...

Never been caught fapping, but I have had some close calls.

As far as having anybody walk in on me, back during my bisexual phase my friend was giving me a blowjob, but luckily we had the foresight to use a blanket and I only had my pants halfway down. My brother walked into the room and my friend jerked his head out of the blanket faster than lightning, but it looked really suspicious with just me being under the blanket on the chair and him sitting next to me on the floor. My brother didn't say a word about it and just said what he needed to tell me. That's about as close of a call as I've ever had.

>>3743

OH FUCK YOU but that's awesome. XD

I had a job cleaning up at an activity center. I dunno what to call it... Regardless, we both wanted to make out. It was too cold to do it in cars/our outdoor spots (rural neighborhoods are great for this). And my gf was too nervous about my parents to come to my place.

So we went to my workplace. (Ah, to be a dumb teenager again.) I had a key so we could get in late at night. Anyways it gets pretty hot and escalates to blowjob. Lovely.

As we were leaving, a police car pulled up. Apparently someone in the area saw lights on and reported us as trespassers. I BS'd my way out of that situation. But I don't think he was that dumb. A couple of teenagers 'just out for a walk' on a cold night. With no jackets.

We really did go on a walk after that as I locked my car keys in the building. It was interesting trying to explain that to my boss. But she was pretty cool so it worked out.

>>3707
My GOD! There is more of this comic, i thought it was a one off.Some of its been posted on FC.

>>4614
Sometimes my drawfag-ness seeps on to other boards.=D

Before I start, I'll say that I'm a bi dude.
Now, my most awkward moment would have to be when I was chilling in my basement, fapping away to some good 'ol furry porn, and my boyfriend walks in. Unbeknownst to me, he stands there for a few minutes, watching with a smile on his face.
So, I finish and close my porn, then I turn around in my boss swivel chair and jump 3 feet because he standing RIGHT THERE.
Needless to say, fun unsued, but he never let me live that one down XD

I had to be 14 or 15 at the time when I was first caught beating the meat. I had always had known about my older brother's porn stash. My favorite vid of his was "Sex Life of a Porn Star". Still wish I could find that one out there since it has the hottest Asian women. Anyway, at the time my brother's friend had been living with us. I used to wait until nobody was home and sneak into his room in our basement then pop in the VHS and commence to jerking. We had those wavy glass block windows that you can't see much from but only if you plant your eyes up to them you might. Turns out he saw the light from the basement (was at night) and saw me. He told me after I was done. He did not care, but still gave me shit about it. Was funny though.

Well I hav been caught wen I was younger sadly it wasn't too funny, just my mom walk in on me sitting on a back massager XD buuuuuut I think th worst moments wud either be wen my mom has made it so I can never take along shower again. Honestly I wud masturbate sometimes in th shower vc we hav one of those pulsating showerheads, but I always wud do it late at night wen I normally shower or wen sh was away. One day tho I was having a particularly shitty day and wen I do I lay in th shower and try to relax. After stepping out of th shower, my loving mother causly says "ur gunna make my water bill horrible if u keep humping th shower head that long" and all I could think to say it "I actually wasn't this time" XP the other bad moment was wen I was using a back massager as a viberator and reeeeeeally getting in a fantasy of mine that I always wanted to do, right as I was about to hav the most power orgasm ever, my mom knocks on th house door to let her in, I had to let her in and pretend my clit wasn't twicting due to my seaver close to climax, needless to say I was awkward and I was riled up all night XD thirds so many stories of my mom teat swatting me but those r some of the better ones, well hope u enjoyed my awkward moments lol I kno I enjoyed all of urs XD

>>5359

Its the damn auto correct on my iPod. After I hit done I noticed all the words it changed XP

I've never heard of a vibrating shower head before.How did she twig that you were faping in the shower, was she outside listening to the water sloshing about.I can imagine it could be expensive to wank in the shower, every time i hear that pink song were she says "all i ask for is one fucking hour" i always think an a hour! pink think about your electricity bill.

It was I think ment for massage ur back and shoulders XD and I really don't wanna think about my mom doing that lol, I think it's more because shes a pervert and knows I'm one too XD btw thanks for th pictur lol

>>5379
Made me actually laugh.

Never been caught but...One time I jerked off in the bathroom and jizzed all over the floor. No big deal. I used our super duper brand new rainbow vacuum to vacuum it up. Seemed like a great idea at the time. Well a few hours later mom is vacuuming the floor in her room. She's having trouble with something. I go to check it out. She has the vacuum disassembled cleaning it out. She's like "What is all this stuff?" and yes she had my seaman all over her hands rubbing it with her fingers. Only thing I could say was "Gee mom, I don't know. Hope you get it fixed."