Can't remember who it was that discussed a bad idea he had, which he called the "danger wank." The idea was that (assuming you live with parents or a housemate) you start masturbating, then shout "MOM!! (Or whoever) COME HERE!!" Then you try to finish and hide your bits before they arrive.

i find it funny how few people can tell parents about viruses getting the porn there so,

a few years back, my friend told me of a virus he made for macs that would make everything have porn on it, wallpaper, google picture, microsoft word documents opened, etc.

Just food for thought...

>>3429

Ideally, a teen should be able to have a straight face while staring blandly at their folks as they say "this is my porn stash- I take vaseline and fap to it".

I will just leave it here.

>>3569
If the situation is real then id say it's pretty typical,by furry standards that is...It's like when someone finds out your are a furry its always through an encounter with the most graphic porn (aka "art") that you have saved.
ex. Your mom finds incest,boss finds some office dominance pics,two best friends find something like "Cross platform",girlfriend finds pegging pic or you find out your dad likes cubs.

Yes I have

>>3402

bump

There have been several points in my life that my parents/family have walked in on me but out of the many times, I think only once I was caught.

That time my father walked in while I was looking at furry porn, luckily I was not doing anything sexual, just browsing either Pawsru or fchan, my father saw a picture. Had a talk with me about it.
(parents are supportive of me so the talk was more of how I tried to close all the open programs before he got a look. He did not like the dishonesty)

Close calls: I was in the shower enjoying myself and moaning when my father yells at me to hurry up and stop wasting water (door was closed but it freaked me out, did he hear me? how long was he listening?)

Many years ago me and my best friend decided to jackoff with each other, we got our clothes off, and got underneath the blanket. My brother and my friends brother walked in on us. We grabbed a book and began to laugh very very awkward situation. I remember them asking why our shirts were off, they left and nobody ever talked about it again. We did not do anything else after that.

Should have asked your brother to join in. Good times all around.

all the feels ive been caught several times the worst time was when i was 13 and experimenting with assplay my stepmom walked in when i had a toothbrush halfway up my butt x.x

>>4635
made me laugh