no

Well that answers that question. TIME TO PACK UP FOLKS

Heard and read about this a week ago.
Funny guys at Bethesda.

>>21493

This has been around since Morrowind.

You arrived at the party a few years late.

There was an unofficial extended 2 volume version for Oblivion too. With a nice cover. Never got around reading it though...

The fact that this exists has three effects on me.
I want to weep for humanity,
I want to laugh my ass off,
and I want to fap to this.

>>21505
You and me both.
On ALL THREE accounts.

You probably didn't find it 'cause it doesn't exist.

There are fan-arts of Lifts-Her-Tail, of course.

>>21488

I really don't know if this comic even exists.

The Lusty Argonian Maid, v1
by Crassius Curio
A short excerpt from Crassius Curio's bawdy play
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ACT IV, SCENE III, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

The Lusty Argonian Maid, v2
by Crassius Curio
Another short scene from the pen of Vivec City's foremost playwright
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ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto: This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to kneed [sic] the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto: Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II

more of this comic at
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6430363/

page 2

page 4?

a page that doesn't seem to fit with the others... guess he drew them months apart.... mehh ill fap too this i think its pretty hot.

OP art looks way better

a promo this artist who drew the comic.
he painted this