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", "writing": "Now lets see, I believe his shop was somewhere around… (is interrupted as she bumps into someone)\n\nOh my goodness, are you alright? Here let me help you up. I was trying to find my bearings and I wasn’t paying attention. Can you point me in the way of the blacksmith?\n\nThank you\n\nHi, I commissioned a rapier. You said it would be done around this time.\n\n(Admires the craftsmanship) Simply beautiful. You’re as grand as John said you would be. So, how much do I owe you?\n\nThat’s more than I expected. (Flirtatious mode engage) I don’t suppose you are willing to give me a new customer discount.\n\n(giggles)Perfect\n\n(she notices her coin purse missing) [Inner monologue: Wait. Where's my… That fucking little street rat! He bumped into me on purpose.]\n\nI seem to have had my purse snatched. I don’t suppose I can pay you later? I’m good for it, I promise. There is a tourney next week. After I win the prize money, I’ll be able to pay for the sword with interest.\n\nI really do need this sword. (eye’s the blacksmith’s bulge) If paying later is not on the table. Perhaps I can interest you in a different form of payment.\n\nHow about you brandish that bastard sword of yours.\n\n(he whips it out)Oh my, that is quite the longsword you got there. Do you mind if I hold and perhaps give it a few strokes?\n\nIt’s so big and heavy. A two-handed weapon for sure. Though it could use a bit of polishing. Here allow me. (begins to lick) Now this is how one polishes a blade. Smooth, gentle motions from hilt to tip. I bet a sword like this has pierced the flesh of many the foe. Please regale me of your many conquests.\n\nNone? Oh my, it is a shame to see such a fine blade sitting idol. It belongs on the battlefield and yearns to be used. Can’t you feel it?\n\nPlease allow me to be your first… sparring partner. Though I do warn you that I am no fair maiden. I know how to handle a sword quite well.\n\nI shall position myself wide open and let you have the first swing. Come take me and show me what you got. (penetrates her, then thrusts hard and steady)\n\nOh my, it's much bigger than the dagger my boyfriend wields.\n\nDon’t get me wrong, I am not speaking ill of him. He knows how to wield that little blade. I am no match to his rapid thrusts, but I do like going up against a longsword. With its nice hard swings that hit you all the way to the core.\n\nYou are doing well for your first time. You must have been practicing. I have known a few boys that have fallen after their first swing against me. I do like a man with some stamina, but let’s see just how long you can last.\n\nYou have been doing some nice strikes, but you will need to quicken that pace if you are to beat me down. However I think I’ve played nice long enough. Now it is my time to go on the offensive. (Pace quicken rapidly)\n\nHow do you like my speed? I’ve got you on the defensive and I can see you endurance waning. It’s time for you to stop holding back. Let it all go. Rely on your instincts and do what comes natural. (He climaxes) Oh yes that’s good.\n\nLooks like I won the first bout, but this is the best out of three. Look at my wound. Does not the sight of thick liquid oozing out of it make you excited for more. I can see there is some strength still left inside you. Come on now, I’ll even let you take the first strike just like before.\n\n(penetrates her, then thrusts hard and steady) Oh, you decided to attack me there this time. That’s quite the low blow to strike the rear. Though I can’t say that I’m not amused. (Spank) Hey, that’s playing dirty. This is a sword fight, not a brawl. (spank) Normally I would only let my boyfriend handle me like this, but I can feel myself nearly there. (spank) Oh god, that’s it. Just a couple more thrusts. (She climaxes shortly followed by him)\n\nCongratulations, you were able to win this bout. Unfortunately, it appears you have winded yourself out and are unable to continue. Shall we call this a draw? Don’t feel bad my dear. You’ve done well for your first time. I am merely more experienced. Keep practicing and I’m sure you’ll beat me someday.\n\nSo, can I get my sword now?\n\nThank you\n\nYou know, my boyfriend's birthday is coming up. I would like to make an order for a pair of daggers. Perhaps I could pay for it in the same fashion.\n\nPerfect, I'll see you when it's ready.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Now lets see, I believe his shop was somewhere around… (is interrupted as she bumps into someone)

Oh my goodness, are you alright?  Here let me help you up.  I was trying to find my bearings and I wasn’t paying attention.  Can you point me in the way of the blacksmith?

Thank you

Hi, I commissioned a rapier.  You said it would be done around this time.

(Admires the craftsmanship) Simply beautiful.  You’re as grand as John said you would be.  So, how much do I owe you?

That’s more than I expected. (Flirtatious mode engage)  I don’t suppose you are willing to give me a new customer discount.

(giggles)Perfect

(she notices her coin purse missing)  [Inner monologue: Wait. Where's my… That fucking little street rat!  He bumped into me on purpose.]

I seem to have had my purse snatched.  I don’t suppose I can pay you later?  I’m good for it, I promise.  There is a tourney next week.  After I win the prize money, I’ll be able to pay for the sword with interest.

I really do need this sword. (eye’s the blacksmith’s bulge)  If paying later is not on the table.  Perhaps I can interest you in a different form of payment.

How about you brandish that bastard sword of yours.

(he whips it out)Oh my, that is quite the longsword you got there.  Do you mind if I hold and perhaps give it a few strokes?

It’s so big and heavy.  A two-handed weapon for sure.  Though it could use a bit of polishing.  Here allow me.  (begins to lick)  Now this is how one polishes a blade.  Smooth, gentle motions from hilt to tip.  I bet a sword like this has pierced the flesh of many the foe.  Please regale me  of your many conquests.

None? Oh my, it is a shame to see such a fine blade sitting idol.  It belongs on the battlefield and yearns to be used.  Can’t you feel it?

Please allow me to be your first… sparring partner.  Though I do warn you that I am no fair maiden.  I know how to handle a sword quite well.

I shall position myself wide open and let you have the first swing.  Come take me and show me what you got. (penetrates her, then thrusts hard and steady)

Oh my, it's much bigger than the dagger my boyfriend wields.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not speaking ill of him.  He knows how to wield that little blade.  I am no match to his rapid thrusts, but I do like going up against a longsword.  With its nice hard swings that hit you all the way to the core.

You are doing well for your first time.  You must have been practicing.  I have known a few boys that have fallen after their first swing against me.  I do like a man with some stamina, but let’s see just how long you can last.

You have been doing some nice strikes, but you will need to quicken that pace if you are to beat me down.  However I think I’ve played nice long enough.  Now it is my time to go on the offensive.  (Pace quicken rapidly)

How do you like my speed?  I’ve got you on the defensive and I can see you endurance waning.  It’s time for you to stop holding back.  Let it all go.  Rely on your instincts and do what comes natural. (He climaxes) Oh yes that’s good.

Looks like I won the first bout, but this is the best out of three.  Look at my wound.  Does not the sight of thick liquid oozing out of it make you excited for more.  I can see there is some strength still left inside you.  Come on now, I’ll even let you take the first strike just like before.

(penetrates her, then thrusts hard and steady) Oh, you decided to attack me there this time.  That’s quite the low blow to strike the rear.  Though I can’t say that I’m not amused. (Spank) Hey, that’s playing dirty.  This is a sword fight, not a brawl.  (spank) Normally I would only let my boyfriend handle me like this, but I can feel myself nearly there.  (spank)  Oh god, that’s it.   Just a couple more thrusts. (She climaxes shortly followed by him)

Congratulations, you were able to win this bout.  Unfortunately, it appears you have winded yourself out and are unable to continue. Shall we call this a draw?  Don’t feel bad my dear.  You’ve done well for your first time.  I am merely more experienced.  Keep practicing and I’m sure you’ll beat me someday.

So, can I get my sword now?

Thank you

You know, my boyfriend's birthday is coming up.  I would like to make an order for a pair of daggers.  Perhaps I could pay for it in the same fashion.

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