Hey there stud, once ya done there I could use some help in the kitchen.  There is some pie in it for ya.

(She lays naked on the table)

Well hey there handsome, I hope ya like cherry pie.  Why don’t ya take a seat and have some as we wait for the oven to get to temperature.

(He pulls up a chair and begins licking her)

Oh yeah, that’s it baby.  Just enjoy your slice of pie.  I just need to play with the nobs a little.  The oven will heat up quicker that way.  Don’t be afraid to really dig in.  I made the pie just for you.  That’s it honey, ya doing good.  Be sure to lick the plate clean.

I think the oven is ready.  Did ya remember to bring the chicken (Stands up and unzips pants)  Well butter my biscuit, that’s one big bird you got there.  I’m not sure if it’ll fit in my lil oven.  Here, let me hold the door open for ya.  Please slide it in gently.

(Slowly enters her)

That’s it, nice and easy.  Oh my… (Pops cherry)  I’m okay darling.  Just a little blood.  At least the bird is in the oven.  How about we work on the gravy.  Give it a few stirs.

(Slowly pumps)

That’s it, stir the pot nice and slow.  A nice steady pace.  Oh yeah, that’s good.   Now, what's gravy without some mashed potatoes? 

(hard pumping)

Come on, really mash those potatoes good.  Put some strength into it.  Oh sweet Caroline.  Now stir them up quickly.  Really whip them into a nice creamy texture.  Oh heavens to betsy.  That’s it, keep up that speed.  I can feel something cumming.  I’m almost there.  Oh, I can feel you starting to twitch.

Don’t ya dare pull out on me.  I gave ya a pie and now I want ya to give me one in return.  I want a bun in the oven ya hear.  Oh goodness gracious, that’s it.  Just a lil more.  Just a lil (both climax)

Oh yeah, pump me full of your cream. Give me every last drop.  That was delightful darling.  Ya still feel pretty stiff down there.

(Slowly pumps)

Again?  So soon.  This ain’t ya first rodeo, is it cowboy?