Where am I?

She couldn’t seem to figure out where she was, or even what she was, but she could tell things weren’t exactly right. Maybe she was just having a weird dream. Yeah, probably just that. She went to pinch her arm, but couldn’t exactly find any sort of… body. Fuck. What’s going on here? Why can’t she see anything? Wait, you can’t see if you don’t have a body, because you wouldn’t have eyes… Well, she could definitely feel something, and it was a bit strange. It seemed like she could feel a lot more than usual, more than just touch. She couldn’t seem to move, but she could at least shift her attention around what she was feeling, so that was something.

	Hello.
What was that?
	How are you?
Confused. What the fuck are you? Why are you speaking into my consciousness? Where the hell am I?
	Good questions. Long story short, you’re dead. Congratulations. Really fucked that one up.
So, first thing I get in the afterlife is some disembodied sass monster. Neat.
	Speak for yourself. You really, don’t have much of a body yourself right now. Might wanna try working on that. There’s some things over there that might be able to help, just ask the secretary.
...I mean, this is really weird, but, okay.
She didn’t really know where she was going, or even how she was going there, but she sorta, felt her way around this weird place. Eventually she ended up in what felt like, a lobby? That’s mundane. But familiar too, so it’s fine. Mundane is good. She asked the strange secretary some questions, and found a few answers, at least. Apparently she’s some sort of disembodied and kinda omnipresent soul thingy now. She didn’t do anything wrong in her life, in fact, she did just about nothing at all, and honestly shouldn’t have died at all. So, now she gets a fun chance back at life again. Also, she might be immortal now, kinda? It’s weird. She decided to just focus on the directions she got out of this weird purgatory place.

	After wandering around for far too long; well, it wasn’t really wandering, more of shifting focus. Omnipresence was weird and hard to get used to, but pretty neat at least. She finally found what felt like an elevator, but couldn’t press the button… After a good bit of puzzling, she decided to try and actually, well, materialize into something. She managed to poof herself into a nice foxy looking form, but found that with that form, all the fun omnipresence stuff was gone. Also, her body felt really, really light. Was she hollow? That would make sense, saying magic souls don’t need organs. Whatever. She just pressed the button, finding she was… Far down. She pressed the “G” button and hoped to get into a more normal place.

	After a few… she didn’t know actually, could have been hours - of riding the elevator, she finally ended up at the ground floor. She had no clue where she was, but it seemed a lot more normal, and Earth-y too. Various people were around, humans and anthros alike, and they all stared at her.

“What the fuck?”, one stranger asked “That elevator hasn’t worked in years!”, another added, “Why is she naked?”, someone who wasn’t any fun questioned.
“Uhh, hello..?” Shit! She forgot to materialize clothing. She poofed some clothes on in an instant, scaring everyone even more, and then proceeded to ask, “Where’s the nearest exit?”
“It’s… right over there, miss.” The human pointed down a hall where a door to outside was visible at it’s end. He seemed scared, and just wanted this weird thing that just came out of an elevator naked for a second before magically becoming modest to get the hell away from him, because it was scary. She happily followed his directions, leaving the office building with ease, because nobody wanted to deal with her. Once she got out, she was happy to know she was actually out of that purgatory place for good now. Or maybe not, who knows. At least for now though.

Being completely lost, the first thing she did was look around a bit, until she found a road she finally recognized. Luckily, she found a magic helevator that wasn’t too far from her apartment, so that was good. She decided to use her newfound omnipresent-ness to just sorta poof at her apartment, materializing there and proceeding to flop onto her couch. Luckily, it seemed she hadn’t missed much, checking the calendar on her phone it had only been a day. She managed to find out what killed her; she got a bit overzealous with some breathplay and managed to strangle herself while jerkin’ off. Well, at least it felt good, so that’s something. Now that she thought about it, she wasn’t really, well… breathing. Which made sense, saying her body was mostly just an illusion. Whatever. She managed to get back to where she was, and could keep doing all the shit she did before, except now she also had magic, which was neat. She’d probably use that for some weird kinky shit, knowing her. But first, she just wanted to lie down for a while. And probably jerk off again too.