Alex woke up depressed, as usual near Valentine's Day.  He sighed as he swung his feet off the bed and got ready for work, his routine and tiring job in tech support.  His thoughts drifted while he was in the shower... Why couldn't he find anyone he liked?  Would every Valentine's Day be so depressing for the rest of his life?  He felt incomplete, like part of him was missing without someone to love.  As he got out of the shower and got dressed, he resolved to see a mage for some kind of spell to help him find his perfect mate.  This idea cheered him up a bit, and he was actually smiling as he walked into his cubicle, ready to get work done as soon as possible so he could pay a visit to Fyra, the powerful typhlosion sorceress who lived just minutes away from his work.

The growlithe was so lost in thought that he crashed into the fur sitting the cubicle, knocking the poor lucario to the ground.
“Ugh! I’m sorry!” muttered Alex. Thinking he accidentally entered the wrong cubicle, he stepped out, but found that he was at Cubicle 23, the same cubicle he had been working at for the past few years. 
“Alex! There you are! I see you’ve met the new guy!” Turning, Alex saw his boss, a charmeleon dressed in a business suit.
“Yes sir. But I think he’s lost, he’s sitting at my desk.” 
“He isn’t. He’s taking over your job. Oh…did I forget to mention that you’re fired? Well, you’re fired!” 
A tight lump appeared in the growlithe’s throat. Fired? “Fired? Fired?! You can’t do this, sir!” 
“Well I just did. Pack your things and leave.” 
Whimpering, he gathered up his things.  "But what did I do..?"  He asked hesitantly.
"You're far too lazy, you haven't managed to meet your quota in weeks.  I sent you at least a dozen warnings by email, you can't say you haven't gotten any of them!"  Alex was too intimidated to say that he had been locked out of his email because he forgot his password.  "Y-yes sir..." he said timidly, and returned to gathering his things. Obtaining the handful of items in the cubicle that belonged to him, Alex slowly walked out, dejected.
“Oh, Alex?” said the charmeleon, just as Alex hand his hands on the door handle.
“Yes sir?” Alex replied.
“Have a nice day.”
“…I will, sir.” 

Alex sighed heavily.  His day was just getting worse and worse...  He really hoped that Fyra could help him find a mate.  He drove by her shop to find it didn't open for a few hours, and, too depressed to go home, he drove around aimlessly for a while.  He felt his crotch rustling around, then a snake-like head poked its way out of his pants and looked up at him.  "You ok there, Alex?" it asked.  "I'm sure we can find you a new job soon enough!"  Alex replied by just sighing again and saying, "You're always way too optimistic, Mel.  Valentine's is in two days, I don't have a date, and I just got fired from the job it took me weeks to get.  Just don't try to cheer me up right now...." 
The snake slowly inched its way out, smiling at him. “What girl could resist a stud like you?” The growlithe chuckled at the comment. “Well, they tend to be scared away by a certain individual that resides in my pants.” Easing down his pants so that it was no longer tight around Melkin, it was soon apparent that the snake was merged to his groin, in place of a normal cock. “So what if you can’t find a girlfriend? We can do what we do every Valentine’s…” Melkin rubbed against the growlithe’s chest, burying himself in the chest fur, and yelped as their car swerved, Alex struggling to regain control. “Mel! What did I say about nuzzling while I’m driving?” The snake smiled sheepishly at Alex, the growlithe shaking his head but smiling slightly to himself. Ever since he hit puberty, he had always been in the company of the lovable snake. Despite the snake being the reason for him striking out so often, he could never bring himself to try transforming the snake back into a normal cock; hopefully Fyra would have a solution for him. 
Alex shook his head and rested one hand on the join where his body became Melkin's.  The snake could certainly be annoying sometimes, but he was a good friend, and probably the only one who would ever want to be sexually involved with him.  He sighed again.  "Want to get something to eat?  There's a Jake's right up here, I know how much you like fast food hamburgers."  "Ooh, yes!"  Melkin perked up again at the idea of a cheeseburger with extra mustard.  "Can I get a double?" he asked in that ingratiating way that Alex could never refuse.  "Sure, whatever." 
Alex pulled up his pants hastily before pulling up into the drive-through, hearing the familiar monotone voice asking for his order. In the back of his mind he wondered if he would have to work at a fast food joint himself, the growlithe quickly quashing the terrible thought. “I’ll like three cheeseburgers, all with extra mustard, a small Coke and a side of chips.” His order processed, he drove up to go pay for his food, a bored male cat handing him the bag of food. Driving off, he parked in a secluded spot, Melkin bursting free and prodding at the bag of food. 
“Eager, aren’t you?” laughed Alex, as he unwrapping one of the cheeseburgers, before offering it to the snake. Alex unwrapped another for himself and took a bite.  "Urgh, why did I ask for extra mustard on mine..."  But he was hungry, so he ate one and most of a second one anyway, giving the rest to Melkin to finish.  He glanced at the clock and brightened up a little.  "Fyra's place opens in five minutes!  Maybe if I hurry we can get there before anyone else and not have to wait!"  He hurriedly finished up the rest of the chips and drove off towards the city center. Sipping on the Coke, he made good progress, getting halfway there before getting stuck in traffic. Muttering curses under his breath, he slowly inched the rest of the way – by the time he reached his destination there was a long queue of people waiting, resulting in more cursing from the growlithe. It seemed that with Valentine’s Day so close there was no short supply of desperate people seeking help from the typholsion, looking for love. 
“Maybe we can sneak in?” came Melkin’s muffled voice from his pants.
Alex drove around a little more, looking for a parking spot in the crowded residential area of the city.  He ended up stopping on the side of the road a few blocks down from Fyra's house-cum-shop, and started walking toward it.  Melkin wriggled in his pants again.  "Why are you ignoring me?  I said we can sneak in!"  "No, Mel, we're not gonna sneak in.  First off Fyra would know we did, and secondly it's not polite!" 
Melkin grumbled, moving about in his tight confines. The snake hating going outside, because he had to behave, and it was boring staying inside the growlithe's pants. He thrashed about in protest, and despite Alex's pleas he was still doing so when he reached the end of the line.  Alex groaned, no longer able to protest against Melkin's motions lest someone see him talking to his own crotch.  The growlithe leaned his head back exasperatedly and groaned again.  "How long's the wait, does anyone know?" No one in the queue replied, and when Alex tapped the shoulder of the female fox in front of him all it earned him was a hateful glare. Counting the number of people in the queue, there was twenty people or so - it would be roughly two hours before it was his turn. He sighed and tapped his foot impatiently.  He hadn't planned on this kind of a wait, and didn't have anything to pass the time due to it.  He sighed and resigned himself to hours of boredom.
A loud murmur could be heard as someone came out of the shop. Straining his neck, Alex could see the object of everyone's interest today - Fyra, the typhlosion sorceress! She sauntered over in her teal shirt and worn jeans, groans coming from everyone she walked past. Her gaze settled on Alex, a small glean appearing in her eyes. "Hmm... you're up next."
"Wh-what?  It's not a line, you mean?"  Not believing his luck, he followed her back to the back room.  She explained her reasoning on the way back--"You've never been here before, so you get priority.  Now, what did you want?"  She sat down behind her desk and motioned for Alex to sit in the chair in front of her. Before Alex could say anything, Melkin forced his way out. "He wants you to help him find a girlfriend so he can finally get laid!" The snake grinned cheekily, the horrified growlithe blushing madly as he tried forcing the snake back into his pants.
Fyra laughed.  "An interesting proposition, but my work eats up far too much of my time.  I've got an idea though..." She tells Alex to wait there and goes into another room.  Alex pulls his pants up self-consciously, but leaves them unzipped for Melkin's sake.
"Maybe she's getting undressed, I know you were undressing her in your mind." chuckled Melkin. "Ugh, not now Mel." "Maybe pounce on you and take you on the floor?" The growlithe gently tapped the snake, making him look upwards. "Mel, if you behave yourself, I'll suck you off afterwards, alright?" "Really?! Your mouth is always so warm and tight!" moaned Mel, drooling a bit. "Yes...so please behave." The growlithe sighed in exasperation.  "I'm probably the only person in the world to have to bribe his own cock."
Soon enough, Fyra returned, carrying some ambiguously magical or electronic equipment, which she set up around Alex.  "So, your spell was to find the perfect mate right?" "Yes, someone that is fun to be around, and who would love me no matter what, so I wouldn't have to hide what I was." Alex sighed slightly as he said so, thinking that such a person did not exist. "Also big boobs to bury myself in!" chimed Melkin. "Ugh, I told you behave, otherwise you get no mouth time!" scolded the growlithe, before looking up at Fyra, and realising what he had just said. 
Fyra chuckled, but didn't comment.  Alex wasn't sure whether shi knew what he'd meant, or shi'd just thought 'mouth time' referred to permission to talk.  As a blush spread across his face and a grin spread across Fyra's, though, he lost all doubt as to what shi was thinking.  "Big boobs, noted..." shi chuckled.  Shi spoke a few words of power, activating the equipment shi’d placed around Alex.
Nothing really seems to happen, but Alex thinks he sees one glowing faintly, and Melkin could swear he saw that one over there move. Alex waited, expecting loud flashes, things flying around the room, for something spectacular to happen, but before he knew it the equipment was silent once more. "There, it is done. And don't worry about the fee, I'm kind of interested of how things turn out. Come see me when the spell takes effect." says Fyra, as she started gathering up her equipment.
"Um...  H-how long will it take?  And do I have to do anything?" he asked.  "It wasn't what I'd expected at all...." "It should happen when you give your buddy a little mouth time." smiled Fyra. "And don't worry, you'll notice immediately when it takes effect." "You heard hir, let's go home! I can't wait to explore your mouth!" chirped Melkin, eager to get home for some alone time.
"It should happen when you give your buddy a little mouth time." smiled Fyra. "And don't worry, you'll notice immediately when it takes effect." "You heard hir, let's go home! I can't wait to explore your mouth!" chirped Melkin, eager to get home for some alone time.
"Wait what?  So this perfect mate is going to walk into my room as I'm sucking Mel off?" he asked incredulously.  Melkin just bobbed around happily.
"They'll appear right before your eyes. Anyways, let me know how it goes, and if there are any problems." She smiles once more, leading the growlithe outside, before beckoning a coyote inside. Alex could hear boos from everyone else that had to wait, and yelped as he felt something hit his chest - looking down he saw a tomato sliding down his shirt. He looked around bemusedly for the tomato's origin, but wiped it off and walked on out when he couldn't find it.  "What was that about?" He asked Melkin when he got back in the car.
"They must be pissed off for the special treatment you were getting." said the snake, nuzzling his chest as Alex buckles up before starting the car. "Ugh, I'll have to take a shower...man, this is my favourite shirt!"
Not sure how to feel, Alex drove toward his house.  It had been a crazy day--he lost his job, he supposedly got a girlfriend -- and even if it didn't work, man was Fyra hot! -- he shook his head; Melkin seemed to be influencing his thoughts again.  And then he'd gotten a tomato thrown at his favorite shirt!  It's been such a confusing day, and it's not even noon yet.
The drive home was uneventful, the growlithe pulling up into his apartment's parking lot. Locking the car door, he headed to his apartment, entering and locking the door behind him, before he took off his clothes and dumped them into the washing basket. Because of Melkin, he always loved strutting around in the nude, although it did make things awkward when there were people at the door. Of course, it was perfectly acceptable to go around nude in his society.  He was just too embarrassed to, which Melkin frequently berated him for.  "Well, I guess there's no point in waiting, right Mel?"
"Awesome!" Alex walked to their bedroom and laid down, his snake climbing up his chest, nuzzling the growlithe's muzzle. "Eager, aren't you little fellow." moaned Alex, as he started rubbing the snake all over, moaning as he felt his own hot breath on the snake's head.
"Open wide." said Melkin, nuzzling the growlithe's mouth. "Alright." smirked Alex. Closing his eyes, Alex did not notice his face warping, another eye growing in the middle of his forehead. His face was rapidly warping now, his third eye splitting into two separate eyes, as a seam appeared at the top of his head. The two halves of the growlithe's head pulled apart, before forming two whole heads, his neck splitting until there were two necks sprouting from the same set of shoulders. The snake looked upwards, but instead of the familiar snout he saw two, both open and inviting. "Uh...Alex...Alex?!" whined the snake.
Alex blinked his eyes open--all four of them.  "What?" he asked Melkin.  Then, "Wait, what the FUCK?" he exclaimed as he heard himself talking in stereo.  "What the hell happened to me?" Alex's heads looked at each other. His necks were angled slightly outwards so that his heads didn't bump against each other, and at just the right distance so that his lips brushed against each other. "Alex? What's happening?" whined Melkin, whimpering slightly. "Should we call an ambulance?" "I don't even know..." said his right head, at the same time as his left head said "I have no idea..."  This non-similarity in their wording prompted an incredulous look on both parts; neither head had realized they weren't being controlled by the same mind yet.
Both Alexes looked at each other, a bit fearfully, as they realised that both heads had separate minds. "You're not going to fight, are you?" whined Melkin, not sure who to side with it it happens. "Truce for now?" said the right head. "I guess. I think we should go back to Fyra, find out what happened." "But what about me? You can't leave me hanging." whined Melkin, nuzzling their chest. Both 
Alexes chuckled, the snake's single-mindedness comforting them.
"I guess...  The perfect mate is another me?"  The left Alex said.  The right one started to say the same thing, but stopped as soon as he realized left-Alex was speaking.  "Yeah, I should go see Fyra again...  See if she can undo this."  "Or...  Wouldn't that kill one of me?  Should I undo it?"
"If it kills one of you, please don't do it! I couldn't bear the thought of you dying, even if there are two of you now." said the snake, rubbing, before the snake watched as their chest started swelling, expanding, until he was staring at two perky breasts. "Boobs!" moaned the snake, rubbing against them. 
"Wait, I have boobs?" both the Alexes exclaimed.  "When did that happen?" The Alexes moaned as they felt their maleness rub against their sensitive breasts, as Melkin happily licked their right nipple. They were all so absorbed that they did not feel a slit opening up underneath their balls, the three of them only noticing when their right hand dropped down to caress their balls, a shiver running down their spine as they unintentionally flicked their clit.
The growlithes and Melkin both jumped at that.  "What was that?"  they said in stereo.  Melkin bobbed around excitedly, though.  "I think you're a herm now, Alex!" "We're a herm now?" both growlithes yelped. Ignoring the breasts for now, Melkin slithers over to their balls, pushing them out of the way, revealing their dripping snatch. "You are a herm now!" exclaims Melkin happily, rubbing his head against the opening. "Now neither of us will be virgins!" 
"That feels so weird!" they say incredulously.  "Wait... Are you planning on fucking us?  What if we get pregnant?"  They're a little panicked.  "Shouldn't we see about birth control or something before we do that?  I don't know what herms normally do about that!" Both growlithes' voices were lost to the snake, basking in warmth coming from their new addition. It was alluring, hypnotic, and before they knew it Melkin was burying in, forcing himself deeper and deeper inside of them. "Ugh...stop!" moaned both Alexes. Their concerns about pregnancy are lost in the alien pleasure of their own cock inside their new vagina.  They try half-heartedly to get Melkin to come out, but at this point they just want release. The snake wriggles until he is fully inside, then he starts humping in and out of their pussy, all three of them moaning loudly from the sensation of the cock being massaged by a tight pussy, and their pussy being invaded by such a large cock. Looking to each other, panting, both Alexes came closer and closer before timidly kissing each other. Once they get started though, they don't hold back and kiss long and deep, as Melkin continues to explore their lower regions.  "Damn this feels good..." they said after breaking the kiss. They go back to kissing, their eyes rolling back in lust, Melkin thrusting in and out faster and faster until he finally came, the growlithes' howls for joy muffled by each other's muzzle, the snake's by the tight pussy around him. They pant, breaking the kiss again.  They flop down on the bed, too exhausted from the pleasure to bother to clean anything up.
"You didn't even...  What if we get pregnant from that?" one of the Alexes demanded.  Melkin looked like he was about to say something, but then gave a crestfallen "Oh." 
"It's alright, we're partially to blame." said the other Alex, patting the snake on the head. "If we wanted to, we could have pulled him out, it's not the first time he's tried going somewhere he shouldn't." The first Alex sighed.  "We need to get a pregnancy test then, I suppose...  I'd hate to be the one to explain this to my doctor." "And we'll have to figure out what birth control we're going to be on..." said the second Alex. "You're not putting a condom on me, and that's final!" stated Melkin, shuddering from the last time Alex did so to him. The snake laid down on their chest, rubbing against their breasts. "Wanna go visit Fyra later? Maybe we can thank her for casting that spell." suggested one of the Alexes. "Eh, sure," the other one laconically agreed.  "Maybe she'll know some magical birth control too, that's easier or more reliable than the normal ones."  They were mostly ignoring Melkin at this point, and one of them, noticing that, gave him a little stroke and a pat. "Cool. Also, what should we call ourselves? I think if we were both Alex, it might cause a bit of confusion." "What about Alex and Xander?" suggested Melkin, murring from the stroke and pat. "Alright, I'll be Alex." said both Alexes, much to their chagrin. "Coin toss?" one of them suggested.  The other reluctantly agreed and fished a coin out of the tray on their bedside table.  "Heads for Alex," they both said at once.  "Erm, okay, right head, heads for Alex," they managed to agree on this and flipped the coin--heads.  "Guess I'm Xander then," said the left head.  "It's a pretty unusual name, I guess."
Alex and Xander chuckle to themselves, before Alex starts yawning, Xander yawning right after, both realising how tired they were. "I guess fucking yourself takes a lot outta ya, huh?" chuckled Xander. "Wanna head off to bed for a nap, Alex? Uh, it still feels a bit weird calling someone else Alex, even though that someone else is technically myself.""
"I suppose so...  today has been  a strange day."
They go over to their window, closing the blinds, plunging the room in darkness, before walking back to their bed, laying down. They never bothered with sheets when sleeping, their fur keeping them warm, and also letting Melkin out to do as they please. Xander nuzzled Alex, before closing his eyes, slowly falling asleep.