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Haven’ you seen…? – But she stops when sees Soddles chewing a yellow shirt, and looking at her with that stray gaze – Uh… I’ll come back later – says Wendy while she walks backwards to the door, closing it, Soddles leaves the shirt, and walks towards the cash desk, grabbing a box of Kleenex, laying face up on the desk, and starting to eat the Kleenex, then Stan comes in, holding a clipboard – Oh good, Soos, ya got a second? – Stan says, Soddles looks at him, and crawls in his direction – Look, times are tough, economy, or something, etc, basically… I have to cut your pay – Stan says, slowly, Soddles places his right hand over Stan’s face – Wh… what are you doing? – Stan ask, while Soddles just snorts, looking at him with his stray gaze – Is this some sort of negotiating tactic? ‘cause it’s not gonna to work – Stan says, but Soddles just snorts and stares, and in a couple of seconds, Stan looks nervous, and retires Soddles’ hand from his face – Fine! I was lying, I’ll give you a raise! Just never do that again, ugh, nightmare – Stan says before leaving the room, in that moment, a woman carrying a map, goes into the shack – Can you help me? I’m looking for directions – Soddles looks the open door, and walks out of it – Oh you’ll show me the way? Such a gentleman – the woman says, and follows Soddles.\n\nWhile, Dipper, which expression looks astonished, walks inside the room with the rug, followed by Pacifica, who closes the door behind her – Dipper, I know is a very extreme measure, but… - she says before being interrupted by Dipper – Extreme is short, you are suggesting to leave everything behind, our parents, California, Gravity Falls – I know, but… I don’t know what else we could do – And Dipper sits in one of the sofas of the room, looking at the rug - If our parents, don’t allow our relationship, what else can we do? – Pacifica says, then, she looks sad at the floor, while holds her left arm with her right hand – But if this blows up, is not something we can just say sorry, and everything will back to how it used to be, we’ll be stuck with our decision, and move on with it – Dipper says without looking at her – Then maybe… we should finish with this (sniff) and return to be siblings that could not see to each other in a very long time – tears begin to appear on her eyes, and in that moment, Dipper holds her left hand with both hands, when she looks at him, she sees he’s kneel in front of her – Paci, the day dad took you away was the most devastating of all my existence – Dipper’s little movements of his knees begins to create sparks of static electricity - You were always part of my world, and then, you were no longer there, and a void formed inside me that was not filled until I saw you again, I know this sounds a little narcissist, but that’s how I really feel, and I want to be for you the same you are for me, or more, yes, the idea to leave everything behind is scary, but scarier is the idea to have to live again a life where you’re not part of it, not because I’ll suffer, but because I will not know what will happen with you – and he stands up, leaving her hand – And I want to be there always for you, there’s a part of you that you only share with me, no one else will ever understand you or know you better than I do, that’s why I’m the only one who will ever know how you make you happy, who wants to make you happy always, because no one else will love you more than I do, Paci, I really love… - but before he can finish, Pacifica launched over him, kissing him, and in that moment, the static electricity surrounds them, pushing them apart, falling over the rug; Pacifica sits, and rubs her forehead with her hand – Ugh… sorry, it must have been static electricity – she says with Dipper’s voice (Pacifiper); Dipper also sits, he moves his hand over his forehead, but when he feels his cap, he grabs it, looking at it incredulous – Dipper, why do I have your cap? – he says with Pacifica’s voice (Dipcifica), then he looks at Pacifiper in front of him startled – Dipper? Are you in my…? – then Pacifiper looks at her body, and then to Dipcifica – Did we swap bodies?! – and both scream in horror.\n\nOn the town, Wadoos is walking for the streets – I wonder what rollicking adventures I’ll stumble into – then he stops in front of a mud puddle – A mud puddle! Do I dare live out the cliché? – and he jumps at the mud, rolling in it while laughs, in that moment, McGucket appears, and stops when sees Wadoos – Free meal! – then takes out from his beard a knife and a fork, and approaches menacing to Wadoos, when Wadoos sees him he turns to him – No! don’t eat me! I’m a man trapped in a pig’s body! – Wadoos says – That’s what they all say! – and Wadoos begins to run, pursued by McGucket.\n\nBack on the shack, Dipcifica and Pacifiper are calmed down, Dipcifica walks from side to side, while Pacifiper has her hands on her chin, thinking – More Gravity Falls weirdness – Dipcifica says, he stops, stretches the front part of his shorts, looking inside – How can you walk having this third leg this hard? Do you always have it this hard? – Dipcifica ask looking at Pacifiper – Only when I’m with you – Pacifiper looks down, then places her hand under her shorts, and takes it out, with a gooey liquid on her fingers – And what about you? Are you always this wet down here? – Dipcifica blushes, and crosses his arms, looking ashamed to a side – Only when I’m with you – he answers – Hey look – Dipcifica sees how Pacifiper kneels, with the tab of the rug in her hand, and turns it, reading the back of it – Electron carpet… atoms can swap electrons, this carpet must build up a static charge so powerful it can swap minds – and turns to Pacifiper – It was the static electricity, maybe we could use it to switch back – Pacifiper says – Phew, glad to hear that, because I will feel very uncomfortable to have to kiss another girl’s lips, even if that girl is me – Suddenly, the door opens, and Dipcifica and Pacifiper sees Candy and Mabel coming in – We heard your voices and decided to come in – Candy says – Mabel lost Waddles, have you see him? – Mabel asks.\n\n- Oh, dude! – Wadoos comes in, and hides behind Dipcifica – Dude! You have to save me! – Wadoos says – Soos?! – Dipcifica and Pacifiper ask at the same time, then, McGucket comes in – Come back! I wanna deep fry yer ears! – Wadoos runs over the sofa, pushing the window, opening it and going out for it, McGucket tries to follow him, but is pulled back by Mabel – Old man! Leave Waddles or Mabel will make chicken legs from yours! – In that moment, a loud roaring is heard, everyone approaches to the window, they see Wadoos running, when suddenly, a pteranodon grabs it – Dudes! Help! – Dipcifica grabs McGucket’s beard, and turns him towards him – Tell me that’s one of your crazy robots! – he asks annoyed – No sir, I made a Pterodactyl-tron once, but I didn’t build a new one after the last one was covered in blazes and exploded in the second wedding of my ex-wife! – McGucket answers – Then that’s a real dinosaur? – Pacifiper asks – (gasp) the monster of the news! that must be the creature that the cops saw last night! – Pacifiper says – And now has Soos in the body of Waddles! – Dipcifica says – What? – Candy and Mabel ask while look at each other. Dipcifica and Pacifiper goes out through the open window, followed by Mabel, Candy and McGucket, everyone goes inside the golf cart, with Pacifiper driving, Dipcifica as copilot, Mabel and Candy in the back seat, and McGucket in the roof; Dipcifica turns the cart on, and follows the pteranodon - Could Dipperman and Pacifigirl explain Mabel what’s going on? – Mabel asks - The carpet in the room we were can switch bodies – Dipcifica says – I am Pacifica in the body of my brother – And apparently Soos and Waddles also switched bodies, and if we don’t rescue them, we’ll have a pig in the body of a man forever – Pacifiper says – And what about that dinosaur? How can still be alive after 65 millions of years? – Candy asks – That’s what we’re gonna find – Pacifiper says, then she sees how the pteranodon takes a nosedive, disappearing among the trees.\n\nSeconds later, the group arrives to a clear, where they see a little wood church in ruins, Pacifiper stops the cart, and everyone downs – What is this place? – Dipcifica asks – This was the first church of Gravity Falls, but the Northwest’s mining of the zone made the terrain unstable, the church was leaved to its destiny – Candy says – Do you mean under that church there are mines? – Dipcifica asks, and Candy nods. The group goes inside, and sees the church was break in half, with a large hole in the floor, everyone approaches to the hole, and looks cautiously inside – We’re gonna need a long rope – Dipcifica says – Rope? I have just what you asked for – says McGucket, and pulls a rope out of his beard – How Old Man holds so many things in his face hair? – Mabel ask, but McGucket just shrugs.\n\nThe rope goes down, Pacifiper downs first, followed by Dipcifica, Mabel, Candy and McGucket – So there I am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally – McGucket says, making Mabel laughs – Old Man says funny stories, it reminds Mabel the time Mabel was mistaken by a male wolf for a female wolf during mating season, and… – Mabel, please, save that story for later! – Dipcifica says, making Candy sights of sadness; the eruption of a geyser appears from below, passing very close to them, and almost reaching the floor of the church, causing the group swing; the rope breaks, and everyone falls into the dark, screaming, before their hit something soft – Where is my flash light? – Pacifiper ask – Ah, is right, these are not my clothes, Paci, can you pass me the flash light?, inner right vest pocket – Got it – Dipcifica says, a second later, Dipcifica turns the flash light on, before pass it to Pacifiper. With the light, they see they felt over a giant mushroom, Pacifiper lights the area, and sees they are in a cavern, with many mine passages, rail roads, rusty and/or wrecked mine carts, Dipcifica grabs the segment of rope that felt with them, and place it around her right shoulder, while Pacifiper sees some wood boxes with dynamite, covered by tall grass, when she retires the grass, she sees the name “Northwest” written in an old stencil text font – Paci, look – Dipcifica approaches, and sees the boxes – Northwest – Dipcifica says – (whispering) So our family really mined this zone – Pacifiper says – (whispering) Yes, they did, I have read records of our family, but I didn’t find why they stopped mining – (whispering) Maybe because they found something? – he points to the ground in the middle of the cave, and they sees the clues of the pteranodon – He he he he, so, what passage we should take? – asks McGucket; Mabel smells the air, and walks with her eyes closed – Mabel smells Waddles, follow Mabel – they see how Mabel goes for the wider passage, and everyone follows her.\n\nMabel keep walking with her eyes closed, while Pacifiper lights the way for the rest, then she lights something in front, and everyone screams when they see a T-Rex; Mabel opens her eyes, she sees the T-Rex, she approaches to it, and notices is trapped in three sap – Giant iguana is trapped in tree sap – Mabel says – And apparently is not the only one – Candy says pointing in front, and while they walk, they see more dinosaurs trapped, then they see the amber where the pteranodon was, Pacifiper approaches, and sees how the sap softened – The summer heat must be melting them loose – and Dipcifica approaches to her, grabbing her by the arm – So the rest could get free in any moment? – he asks – I fear that could be the case, let’s keep moving – Pacifiper answers. The group keeps walking, when suddenly, the light flashes two lizard legs, everyone stops, Pacifiper moves the light up, and lights the head of the pteranodon, that is looking at them – Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises – McGucket says, but two seconds later, he jumps of happiness – Yeehah! We found a pterodactyl! – he says – In reality, it’s a pteranodon – Candy corrects him; the pteranodon roars, and everyone runs scared, followed by the pteranodon; they run between the other dinosaurs, and goes for the way the pteranodon arrived, they see a dim light at the end of the tunnel, when they go out, Mabel sees at her right a group of rocks, she grabs Dipcifica and Candy’s arms, and pulls them, running behind the group of rocks, followed by Pacifiper and McGucket; the pteranodon goes out, and begins to fly.\n\nEveryone sticks out their heads from behind the rocks, Dipcifica frees himself from Mabel, and hugs Pacifiper’s arm, then they see they’re in a giant cavern, with a prehistoric valley below them, lightened by a green light from bioluminescent moss on the walls; the rails continue to a rock column with a big nest on it, with a big egg inside, many human remains, and the roof of the police car – HELP! Help! – they hear Soos’ voice, everyone looks in direction of the nest, and sees Wadoos there – Soos! – Dipcifica and Pacifiper says – My Waddles! – Mabel says, and runs in direction to the nest – Oh great – Dipcifica says; Mabel arrives to Wadoos, and hugs him – My Waddles, my Waddles – Ah, sorry, dude, but I’m Soos, not Waddles – Wadoos says – Ah right – Mabel says. The hear how the egg is starting to break, and then, the head of a baby pteranodon appears – Aww – Mabel moans, but then, the baby launches a bite, trying to eat Wadoos, but Mabel steps back in time – Bad baby – Mabel says, in that moment, the shadow of the mother pteranodon appears, and lands over the column, blocking the rails – We have to do something – Candy says – McGucket, don’t you have any invention that help us to distract the mother? – McGucket takes off his hat, and pulls put o it a couple of silver spoons – My musical spoons! – and begins to play with them, the mother turns her head in direction to McGucket, and Mabel jumps over her head, beginning to punch it – Waddles, run! – she says, before the mother takes flight – Yes! Yes! – Wadoos says, and begins to run over the rails in direction to the others, but the baby follows it, making the rails wave, making him stay over one of the wood segments, holding for his live – Ah ah ah ah dudes! – Dipcifica makes a lasso with the segment of rope she had, and lassoes Wadoos, pulling him towards him, and catching him in the air – Got you! – Dipcifica says, he places Wadoos on the ground and takes the rope out of him – You did it amazingly – Pacifiper tells Dipcifica, who smiles – Training – he says - Watch out! – McGucket screams, pointing to the air, they see how Mabel drives the pteranodon in direction to them, making it crash against a wall close to the entrance, the pteranodon falls to the valley, while Mabel jumps out of it, landing next to the others – Everyone is here! Let’s get outta here – Dipcifica says, and everyone runs through the passage they used, with Dipcifica lighting the way, until finally reach the cavern under the church.\n\nThey stop under the hole all they fall, and see the other part of the rope still hanging – Mabel wants to know how are we going to get out of here – Mabel asks, in that moment, the geyser erupts, Candy sees the flow passes close to the rope, and stops very near where the floor of the church begins – I have an idea, if we let that geyser pushes us up, we can grab the rope or reach the floor of the church – Candy explains – Yeah, that could work – Pacifiper says, but in that moment, they hear the distant screech of the pteranodon – We must find the way to block that entrance, we can’t leave that naked chicken or the other dinosaurs escape – Dipcifica says – We can use these – they hear McGucket’s voice, when they look at him, they see grabbing some sticks of dynamite out of one of the boxes – These babies are still dry – McGucket says, Dipcifica and Pacifiper look at each other, and smile.\n\nSome minutes later, three sticks of dynamite are taped around the wood frame of the entrance to the passage with duct tape, their fuses connected to a long one near the geyser, where everyone is over four covers of dynamite boxes, taped with duct tape, covering the geyser, Mabel holds Wadoos, while Pacifiper is hitting two rocks trying to create a spark that hits the fuse – Good luck you had duct tape in your beard, old man – Dipcifica says to McGucket – Ye never know when you’ll need to tape something – McGucket affirms; Pacifiper keeps hitting the rocks until a spark lights the fuse, and begins to move towards the sticks of dynamite – You did it, Dipper! – Dipcifica says, hugging Pacifiper, they hear the screeching roar is closer, and at the same time, they feel how the wood cover begins to tremble – Everyone! To the center! – Pacifiper says, everyone stays in the center of the wood cover, the geyser erupts, almost at the same time the pteranodon approaches to the entrance, but in that moment, the dynamite explodes, covering the entrance; the expansive wave of the blast pushes the wood cover, when everyone sees they’re at the height of the church’s floor, everyone jumps, while the cover flies away into the forest; everyone runs immediately out of the church, some seconds later, all the church is knocked down, while everyone sees from the golf cart, trying to recover their breath – Mabel glad we did it – Mabel says – Dude, me too… now, how am I gonna recover my body?! – Wadoos ask, and Dipcifica and Pacifiper look at him – First, we need to find your body, so you and Waddles can exchange bodies again – Dipcifica says, everyone goes inside the golf cart, with Pacifiper as driver, Dipcifica sit next to her, and Mabel, holding Wadoos, and Candy, sit in the back seat, and McGucket in the roof, then the cart moves – But how are we gonna find him? – Candy asks – Mabel, don’t you have a way to make Waddles returns to where you are? – Dipcifica asks – Yes, I just have to call him for his name – And Mabel begins to oink similar to a pig, making Dipcifica open wide his eyes. After some moments, Soddles appears in the way, Pacifiper stops the cart, Mabel gives Wadoos to Candy, downs the cart and open her arms – Waddles! – she screams happy, Soddles runs towards her, jumping towards her, but he just can elevate a couple of centimeters, before falling to the ground a couple of meters in front of Mabel, who still keeps her arms open.\n\nTime later, in the Mystery Shack, one of the windows has an electric flash; inside the study room, Dipper and Pacifica are over the carpet, examining their bodies, while everyone is at the door, looking at them – I’m glad to be myself again – Pacifica says while waves her hair with her hand – Now to get rid of this thing – Dipper says, both goes down of the carpet, and roll it, placing it next to the door; Waddles, who is in Mabel’s hands, snorts, and Soos pats him in the head – I agree with you, dude, it feels good to be myself again – Soos says, but then, McGucket, with a fork and a knife in his hands, appears menacing from behind him –I’ll still eat ya – but in that moment, Mabel and Candy push him out of the room – Okay, enough old man – Mabel says; Mabel and Candy, pushing McGucket, with Waddles walking behind them, arrive to the store of the shack, when the door opens, and the lady of the map goes in – Excuse me, I’m looking for… there you are! – the three look behind, and sees Soos entering to the store, followed by Dipper and Pacifica, and the lady approaches shyly to him – Hey, I’ve been thinking, and the answer is YES! I will marry you! – she says – (sarcastically) Sooooos, you never told us you had a girlfriend – Pacifica says – Me neither, dude – Soos says, making the lady looks confused – Wait, if she met Soos while Waddles was inside his body – Candy says with a grin, Mabel carries Waddles, and rubs his belly – Waaaddles! Who knew you were such a stallion! – and Mabel with Waddles, Candy and McGucket leaves the shack with a grin on their faces – By the way, Mabel, can you tell me the story of you and that wolf? – Candy asks – All happened like three years ago, when… - is the last thing the twins, Soos and the lady, hear from them – Well, Soos, I’m sure you can explain her what happened – Pacifica says, before grabbing Dipper’s arm – Dipper and I have some business to attend – and she pulls him stairs up, leaving Soos and the lady, alone – Look, dude, uh, I’m playing a little bit of a catch up here, I was in a pig’s body for most of the day, I was almost eaten by that old prospector, kidnapped by a flying dinosaur who took me underground, so I have no idea what’s going on – Soos says, leaving the lady very confused.\n\nREST OF THE STORY AVAILABLE IN MY PIXIV, LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION\n",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": "In the shack’s attic, the twins have improvised a mini golf camp, Dipper places a skull with an eyepatch at the end of the route, and approaches to a jack in the box toy, winding it up – Ok, honey, show me you can do this – Dipper says; on the other side of the room, Pacifica holds a golf club – Play it, Sam – Dipper leaves the handle of the jack in the box, the music begins; Pacifica hits a plastic eye with the golf club; the eye moves through a tunnel made of toilet paper cardboard tubes, moving for the side of a miniature model of the Eiffel Tower, the eye travels through the air, landing in a slide made of cut toilet paper cardboard tubes, passing in front of an electric fan that pushes the eye through a zig zag route made of books, hitting them, moving towards a ramp that ends on the jack in the box, just in time Jack goes out of the box, launching the eye to the skull, landing perfectly in the uncovered eye socket, with the eye looking at the twins – Yes! – Pacifica says happy, and Dipper approaches to her – Wow, you’re incredible, how do you do it? – Dipper ask – Uhh, a pinch of natural talent, and many spoons of practice, and your crazy courses really help me, in a couple of weeks, there will be a mini golf tournament, Atlantica wins it every year, but she will not appear this year, so I plan to raise with the victory! – Why that would be different? – Well, I would like to have a trophy with my name this time, instead of Atlantica’s, one of the down to have to keep my identity secret from the public – I see… well, I doubt any mini golf camp has something as elaborated as this, that trophy is practically yours – Dipper says, and Pacifica kiss him. - By the way, Mabel and Candy must be arriving soon for your first, sleepover – Dipper says – Yeah, thank you very much for your comprehension – No problem, maybe I’ll not sleep so well without you at my side, but maybe I will have more energy than usual tomorrow – Pacifica giggles, before giving him a gentle push. In that moment, the door slams, and Mabel, carrying Waddles, and Candy, come into the room – Sleepover! – both scream, and Pacifica looks at Dipper – Maybe you’ll have more energy, I suppose I’ll wake up with my usual low levels… maybe.
Carpet Before Swine
At night, in the twin’s room, Pacifica wears an orange nightgown with a llama on it, Mabel wears a purple nightgown with a unicorn in it, and Candy wears aqua green nightgown with a redcurrant ice popsicle in it, are sit next Pacifica’s bed – How much like Pacifigirl boys? – Mabel asks Pacifica, who places her finger on her lips, looking up like thinking – It depends of the boy’s attitude, I’ll not get crazy for the first three legged hottie I see – and the three laugh – Boys make me think about kissing (giggles) – Candy! – Mabel says, faking being alarmed before launching her a pillow, that Candy catches and places over her legs – What about you, Pacifica? Have you every kissed a guy? – Candy ask - And we mean a real kiss, with lips and tongue, not cheek or the kissed you would give to your brother – Mabel says, and points to Dipper, who lies on his bed, reading a mystery book titled “The Sibling Brothers in The Case of the Caper-Case Caper”, Dipper looks at her out of the corner of his eye, annoyed, before continue reading – No, no kisses from this girl – says pointing to herself with her thumb – My lips are reserved only for the perfect guy of my life – Dipper looks at her out of the corner of his eye, he smiles and return to his reading – But wait, why do you only ask questions to me? – Pacifica asks – Well, Mabel and I have met longer, and we practically know everything of each other, so as our newest friend, we’re very curious about you – Like, with what kind of guy Pacifigirl wants to mate? – Pacifica and Dipper turn red as tomatoes, Dipper, closes his book, grabs his bed sheet and pillow, and walks towards the door – No, no, no, this is turning too weird, even for me, I’ll go to sleep somewhere else – and walks out of the room – Dipper! Wait! – Pacifica runs to him, and reach him on the stairs, Dipper stops, and looks at her – Sorry, Dipper, I’ll try to keep them under control – Hey hey, Paci, it’s ok, is your first sleepover, so you should enjoy it at its max, you three will be more comfortable without me there – he approaches to her, and kiss her on the forehead – So go there and have fun – and walks stairs down, leaving Pacifica with a big smile on her face, while she returns to their room, closing the door.
– Is Dipperman ok? – Mabel asks – Don’t worry he’s fine, he wants we enjoy this sleepover to the max! – Pacifica says – (giggles) Dipper is a good brother, it must be so good to live with a brother so nice – Candy says – Dipper and I haven’t live together for five years – Pacifica says while she sits on her bed, and Mabel and Candy look at her amazed – Did your parents divorced? – Candy ask – Not really, dad had to move due family matters, but mom had his career already made in California, so she didn’t want to move, so they decided to live separated, and while mom would take care of Dipper, Dad would take care of me – That’s horrible – Candy says – And why are Dipperman and Pacifigirl living with Grumpy Stan? – Because our parents are traveling, trying to reconnect their relationship – Pacifica crosses her arms, and looks down over her shoulder - While Dipper and I are here, hoping that when they return, they say we’ll be living together again – Owww, that’s sad – Mabel says, Pacifica look at her friends, who look at her sad, and Pacifica smiles – But we’re not here for sad stories, this is a sleepover after all – he approaches to a board game with a phone in the middle of it, and raises it over her head while she stands up on her bed – LET’S ROCK THE NIGHT! – and Mabel and Candy cheers.
While, Dipper walks down the stairs, and sees Soos – Hey Soos, can I sleep in your break room tonight? – Of course, dude – Soos says, both walks to a door that says “Break Room”, Soos open the door, and sees that is a little space where there is a lot of tubes fixed with tape, and the shack’s electric box – you just gotta make your body go like a video game puzzle block – Thanks, Soos, but I think I’ll sleep somewhere else – says Dipper while he walks away. Moments later, Dipper lies on the ground outside the shack, in front of the Totem – Ah! Sleeping under the stars… not bad – he closes his eyes, but suddenly opens them, and sees a wolf chewing his left leg – Hey! – Dipper grabs its jaw, opening it, taking out his leg, then grabs it from the snout, and look at him at the eyes – Hey! Do you see that? – and moves the wolf’s face to the window of the attic’s room, where the girls are jumping while use their combs are microphones – That is my sister’s first sleepover, and I decided to move for tonight so she can make it memorable – and looks at the wolf again at the eyes very angry – I’m doing that sacrifice for her because I love her, but I’ll not became a sacrifice for you, so get out! – he leaves the wolf, and this run away crying, while Dipper backs to sleep, but he begins to move, like trying to find the right position, he covers himself with his sheet in the exact moment a giant shadow passes fast over him; Dipper then takes his head out of the sheet – I can’t find a comfortable position, why? – then he looks at the window of the attic, and sees Pacifica, Mabel and Candy having a pillow fight – Ah right – and lies face-up, with a hand on his chest and the other straight to a side.
Behind a signal of the show of Lil Gideon, there’s a police car, inside it, Durland is trying to finish a maze of an activities book for kids of 5-8 with a pencil – Focus, deputy, remember your training, easy, easy – says sheriff Blubs, who is sit next to Durland; Durland keeps moving the pencil, when the car has a slight shake that makes Durland move the pencil out of the borders of the maze – Sheriff, did you feel that? – suddenly, two pairs of giant bird claws appears to each side of the car, pulling the roof up, ripping it off of the car; Blubs and Durland sees with horror a giant creature with leather wings flying away – Reckon we should report that – Durland says – Or go for a ride in our new convertible! – Blubs suggest, and the two hit the road at full speed while an eerie screeching fills the air.
In the shack, the attic’s room has the lights turn off, the mini golf camp is destroyed, Mabel is sleeping over Pacifica’s bed in the same position of a dog; Candy is tapped with duct tape to the wall, sleeping, and Pacifica, wearing the blindfold, sleeps on Dipper’s bed, she removes the blindfold, her eyes are red as if she hadn’t closed them, she sits, and silently walks to the window, where she sees Dipper, trying to shoo an owl. Under the totem – Shoo, shoo, that’s my tongue, not a worm! – Dipper says, when the owl is hit by a plastic eye, and the owl flies away, when Dipper sees in the direction the eye came, he sees Pacifica approaching – Paci? – she makes a movement with her hand, indicating him to make her space, Dipper moves to his right, removing the bedsheet, Pacifica lays next to him, placing her head on the pillow an turning towards Dipper, and he lays next to her, turning towards her – I can’t sleep, apparently I’m so accustomed to sleep with you that now don’t have you with me feel… – Uncomfortable? – Dipper asks, and Pacifica looks at him at the eyes – Is the same for you? – Yeah, I was thinking I will spend all night shooing that owl – Pacifica giggles, and approaches to Dipper, who hugs her wile Pacifica does the same – We can’t be kinky, but having you next to me is enough for me, good night, Dipper – says Pacifica – Good night Paci – Dipper says, kissing her in her forehead, and both fall asleep.
The next morning, Dipper and Paci are totally covered by the bed sheet, when suddenly – OW! – Pacifica screams, making both twins sit, and when Pacifica sees in direction of her leg, she sees Mabel, with her face covered with red lips kissing, biting it – MABEL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! – Mabel notices she’s biting Pacifica’s leg, she takes it out of her mouth with her hands, before placing it gently on the ground – Sorry, I wanted to wake up Dipperman, I didn’t know Pacifigirl was here too – then Candy, still with the front of her pajama covered in duct tape, approaches – We thought you were in the bathroom, did you sleep all night here with Dipper? – Candy asks – Well, yeah, I felt so bad for making him sleep outside due our sleepover, that in a gesture of I’m sorry and siblinghood, I came to make him company – Awww! – say Candy and Mabel at the same time – Pacifigirl really loves her brother – Yes, yes I do – Pacifica says before standing up, just in the right moment the morning newspaper hits her on the shoulder, Dipper grabs it, and opens it – Hey, look this article says there’s something hiding in these woods, last night, the car of sheriff Blubs was attacked by a giant flying monster that rip the police car’s roof off – Dipper, I don’t want to know anything about monsters or other supernatural things until there’s a plate of pancakes in my stomach – Mabel and Candy will bake them! – both says at the same time, and run to the shack – Hey no! you are supposed to…! – But Mabel and Candy are already inside the shack – Help me to clean up the room – she relaxes her body and sights, and Dipper places his hand on her shoulder – Don’t worry, I’ll help you – He tells her – Dipper, is not… - Hey, if I’m going to be your husband in the future, the less I can do is to help you with cleaning from time to time – Pacifica grabs his arm, and both walks to the shack – Thank you, Dipper, you’re a love.
The twins go inside their room, each one carrying a broom, a dustpan, and a pair of big black plastic bags, and Dipper sees amazed how the place is wrecked – Wow, you girls really know how to party – Yeah, Mabel likes to break things – both begins to take out their pajamas, and wear their regular clothes; when they have finished changing, begin to sweep, Pacifica places parts of the broken mini golf camp in one of the bags, and looks at Dipper – You… really want to marry me? – Pacifica ask, and Dipper looks at her – Of course I want, you said you wanted to be my wife, isn’t it? – Dipper asks her – Yes, I said it, and I mean it, but you know that even if our parents go back together, they’ll not allow we keep this romance we have, right? – Yeah, I know, but I don’t care if they agree or not, I’ll not allow anyone take you away from me again! – Me neither, but in that case, we should plan what to do for the worst scenarios when our parents return – Agree – Dipperman! Pacifigirl! Pancakes ready! – they hear Mabel saying – But first, let’s show those pancakes who’s boss – Pacifica says happy – I follow you, boss – and the two go out of their room.
One hour later, the twins have finished to clean their room, when they hear a crash of wood, and look at the door – Dudes! – they hear Soos’ voice – I found some kind of secret hidden room in the shack! – the twins run downstairs, where they see Gunkle Stan and Soos, with a bookcase behind him, and an elegant wooden door next other book case – Okay, so I was cleaning up behind this bookcase, when boom! Mystery door, this old shack is full of weird secrets – Soos says, then opens the door, and the four see what it looks as an old study room, covered in spider webs and dust, Dipper and Pacifica walks inside; Pacifica approaches to a mirror, she blows at it, and begins to cough for the dust; Dipper approaches to a blue rug with a yellow patter resembling an electric circuit, and grabs the tag of it – Experiment 78? Grunkle Stan, what is this place? – Just another room I gotta clean up now – Stan replies, approaching to Soos – Soos, clean this room – Stan commands before leaving the room – Well, Pacifica and I have to finish to clean our room – and the twins walk out of the room, and seconds later, Waddles comes in, while Soos sweeps the rug, then he sees Waddles rubbing his back against the rug, creating static electricity – Wow, Waddles? What are you doing here?... hm, Mabel must have forgotten you after breakfast – Soos approaches to him, and pats him, suddenly, the static electricity surrounds both of them, and in the second after, Waddles looks around, he looks at his legs – This is weird – Waddles says with Soos’ voice (Wadoos), he looks back, and sees Soos, standing still next to the door with a stray gaze similar to Waddles (Soddles) – That’s weirder – then Soddles begins to walk, snorting and squealing as Waddles, he clashes against the door, and then walks out of the door – Hey, wait! – Wadoos runs out of the room, but then, he stops, and smells the air – Is that a corn cob I spy? – Wadoos runs to the kitchen, he climbs a stool, then the dish washer, and goes out for an open window.
On the shack’s store, Wendy comes in – Hey Soos, what’s up? Haven’ you seen…? – But she stops when sees Soddles chewing a yellow shirt, and looking at her with that stray gaze – Uh… I’ll come back later – says Wendy while she walks backwards to the door, closing it, Soddles leaves the shirt, and walks towards the cash desk, grabbing a box of Kleenex, laying face up on the desk, and starting to eat the Kleenex, then Stan comes in, holding a clipboard – Oh good, Soos, ya got a second? – Stan says, Soddles looks at him, and crawls in his direction – Look, times are tough, economy, or something, etc, basically… I have to cut your pay – Stan says, slowly, Soddles places his right hand over Stan’s face – Wh… what are you doing? – Stan ask, while Soddles just snorts, looking at him with his stray gaze – Is this some sort of negotiating tactic? ‘cause it’s not gonna to work – Stan says, but Soddles just snorts and stares, and in a couple of seconds, Stan looks nervous, and retires Soddles’ hand from his face – Fine! I was lying, I’ll give you a raise! Just never do that again, ugh, nightmare – Stan says before leaving the room, in that moment, a woman carrying a map, goes into the shack – Can you help me? I’m looking for directions – Soddles looks the open door, and walks out of it – Oh you’ll show me the way? Such a gentleman – the woman says, and follows Soddles.
While, Dipper, which expression looks astonished, walks inside the room with the rug, followed by Pacifica, who closes the door behind her – Dipper, I know is a very extreme measure, but… - she says before being interrupted by Dipper – Extreme is short, you are suggesting to leave everything behind, our parents, California, Gravity Falls – I know, but… I don’t know what else we could do – And Dipper sits in one of the sofas of the room, looking at the rug - If our parents, don’t allow our relationship, what else can we do? – Pacifica says, then, she looks sad at the floor, while holds her left arm with her right hand – But if this blows up, is not something we can just say sorry, and everything will back to how it used to be, we’ll be stuck with our decision, and move on with it – Dipper says without looking at her – Then maybe… we should finish with this (sniff) and return to be siblings that could not see to each other in a very long time – tears begin to appear on her eyes, and in that moment, Dipper holds her left hand with both hands, when she looks at him, she sees he’s kneel in front of her – Paci, the day dad took you away was the most devastating of all my existence – Dipper’s little movements of his knees begins to create sparks of static electricity - You were always part of my world, and then, you were no longer there, and a void formed inside me that was not filled until I saw you again, I know this sounds a little narcissist, but that’s how I really feel, and I want to be for you the same you are for me, or more, yes, the idea to leave everything behind is scary, but scarier is the idea to have to live again a life where you’re not part of it, not because I’ll suffer, but because I will not know what will happen with you – and he stands up, leaving her hand – And I want to be there always for you, there’s a part of you that you only share with me, no one else will ever understand you or know you better than I do, that’s why I’m the only one who will ever know how you make you happy, who wants to make you happy always, because no one else will love you more than I do, Paci, I really love… - but before he can finish, Pacifica launched over him, kissing him, and in that moment, the static electricity surrounds them, pushing them apart, falling over the rug; Pacifica sits, and rubs her forehead with her hand – Ugh… sorry, it must have been static electricity – she says with Dipper’s voice (Pacifiper); Dipper also sits, he moves his hand over his forehead, but when he feels his cap, he grabs it, looking at it incredulous – Dipper, why do I have your cap? – he says with Pacifica’s voice (Dipcifica), then he looks at Pacifiper in front of him startled – Dipper? Are you in my…? – then Pacifiper looks at her body, and then to Dipcifica – Did we swap bodies?! – and both scream in horror.
On the town, Wadoos is walking for the streets – I wonder what rollicking adventures I’ll stumble into – then he stops in front of a mud puddle – A mud puddle! Do I dare live out the cliché? – and he jumps at the mud, rolling in it while laughs, in that moment, McGucket appears, and stops when sees Wadoos – Free meal! – then takes out from his beard a knife and a fork, and approaches menacing to Wadoos, when Wadoos sees him he turns to him – No! don’t eat me! I’m a man trapped in a pig’s body! – Wadoos says – That’s what they all say! – and Wadoos begins to run, pursued by McGucket.
Back on the shack, Dipcifica and Pacifiper are calmed down, Dipcifica walks from side to side, while Pacifiper has her hands on her chin, thinking – More Gravity Falls weirdness – Dipcifica says, he stops, stretches the front part of his shorts, looking inside – How can you walk having this third leg this hard? Do you always have it this hard? – Dipcifica ask looking at Pacifiper – Only when I’m with you – Pacifiper looks down, then places her hand under her shorts, and takes it out, with a gooey liquid on her fingers – And what about you? Are you always this wet down here? – Dipcifica blushes, and crosses his arms, looking ashamed to a side – Only when I’m with you – he answers – Hey look – Dipcifica sees how Pacifiper kneels, with the tab of the rug in her hand, and turns it, reading the back of it – Electron carpet… atoms can swap electrons, this carpet must build up a static charge so powerful it can swap minds – and turns to Pacifiper – It was the static electricity, maybe we could use it to switch back – Pacifiper says – Phew, glad to hear that, because I will feel very uncomfortable to have to kiss another girl’s lips, even if that girl is me – Suddenly, the door opens, and Dipcifica and Pacifiper sees Candy and Mabel coming in – We heard your voices and decided to come in – Candy says – Mabel lost Waddles, have you see him? – Mabel asks.
- Oh, dude! – Wadoos comes in, and hides behind Dipcifica – Dude! You have to save me! – Wadoos says – Soos?! – Dipcifica and Pacifiper ask at the same time, then, McGucket comes in – Come back! I wanna deep fry yer ears! – Wadoos runs over the sofa, pushing the window, opening it and going out for it, McGucket tries to follow him, but is pulled back by Mabel – Old man! Leave Waddles or Mabel will make chicken legs from yours! – In that moment, a loud roaring is heard, everyone approaches to the window, they see Wadoos running, when suddenly, a pteranodon grabs it – Dudes! Help! – Dipcifica grabs McGucket’s beard, and turns him towards him – Tell me that’s one of your crazy robots! – he asks annoyed – No sir, I made a Pterodactyl-tron once, but I didn’t build a new one after the last one was covered in blazes and exploded in the second wedding of my ex-wife! – McGucket answers – Then that’s a real dinosaur? – Pacifiper asks – (gasp) the monster of the news! that must be the creature that the cops saw last night! – Pacifiper says – And now has Soos in the body of Waddles! – Dipcifica says – What? – Candy and Mabel ask while look at each other. Dipcifica and Pacifiper goes out through the open window, followed by Mabel, Candy and McGucket, everyone goes inside the golf cart, with Pacifiper driving, Dipcifica as copilot, Mabel and Candy in the back seat, and McGucket in the roof; Dipcifica turns the cart on, and follows the pteranodon - Could Dipperman and Pacifigirl explain Mabel what’s going on? – Mabel asks - The carpet in the room we were can switch bodies – Dipcifica says – I am Pacifica in the body of my brother – And apparently Soos and Waddles also switched bodies, and if we don’t rescue them, we’ll have a pig in the body of a man forever – Pacifiper says – And what about that dinosaur? How can still be alive after 65 millions of years? – Candy asks – That’s what we’re gonna find – Pacifiper says, then she sees how the pteranodon takes a nosedive, disappearing among the trees.
Seconds later, the group arrives to a clear, where they see a little wood church in ruins, Pacifiper stops the cart, and everyone downs – What is this place? – Dipcifica asks – This was the first church of Gravity Falls, but the Northwest’s mining of the zone made the terrain unstable, the church was leaved to its destiny – Candy says – Do you mean under that church there are mines? – Dipcifica asks, and Candy nods. The group goes inside, and sees the church was break in half, with a large hole in the floor, everyone approaches to the hole, and looks cautiously inside – We’re gonna need a long rope – Dipcifica says – Rope? I have just what you asked for – says McGucket, and pulls a rope out of his beard – How Old Man holds so many things in his face hair? – Mabel ask, but McGucket just shrugs.
The rope goes down, Pacifiper downs first, followed by Dipcifica, Mabel, Candy and McGucket – So there I am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally – McGucket says, making Mabel laughs – Old Man says funny stories, it reminds Mabel the time Mabel was mistaken by a male wolf for a female wolf during mating season, and… – Mabel, please, save that story for later! – Dipcifica says, making Candy sights of sadness; the eruption of a geyser appears from below, passing very close to them, and almost reaching the floor of the church, causing the group swing; the rope breaks, and everyone falls into the dark, screaming, before their hit something soft – Where is my flash light? – Pacifiper ask – Ah, is right, these are not my clothes, Paci, can you pass me the flash light?, inner right vest pocket – Got it – Dipcifica says, a second later, Dipcifica turns the flash light on, before pass it to Pacifiper. With the light, they see they felt over a giant mushroom, Pacifiper lights the area, and sees they are in a cavern, with many mine passages, rail roads, rusty and/or wrecked mine carts, Dipcifica grabs the segment of rope that felt with them, and place it around her right shoulder, while Pacifiper sees some wood boxes with dynamite, covered by tall grass, when she retires the grass, she sees the name “Northwest” written in an old stencil text font – Paci, look – Dipcifica approaches, and sees the boxes – Northwest – Dipcifica says – (whispering) So our family really mined this zone – Pacifiper says – (whispering) Yes, they did, I have read records of our family, but I didn’t find why they stopped mining – (whispering) Maybe because they found something? – he points to the ground in the middle of the cave, and they sees the clues of the pteranodon – He he he he, so, what passage we should take? – asks McGucket; Mabel smells the air, and walks with her eyes closed – Mabel smells Waddles, follow Mabel – they see how Mabel goes for the wider passage, and everyone follows her.
Mabel keep walking with her eyes closed, while Pacifiper lights the way for the rest, then she lights something in front, and everyone screams when they see a T-Rex; Mabel opens her eyes, she sees the T-Rex, she approaches to it, and notices is trapped in three sap – Giant iguana is trapped in tree sap – Mabel says – And apparently is not the only one – Candy says pointing in front, and while they walk, they see more dinosaurs trapped, then they see the amber where the pteranodon was, Pacifiper approaches, and sees how the sap softened – The summer heat must be melting them loose – and Dipcifica approaches to her, grabbing her by the arm – So the rest could get free in any moment? – he asks – I fear that could be the case, let’s keep moving – Pacifiper answers. The group keeps walking, when suddenly, the light flashes two lizard legs, everyone stops, Pacifiper moves the light up, and lights the head of the pteranodon, that is looking at them – Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises – McGucket says, but two seconds later, he jumps of happiness – Yeehah! We found a pterodactyl! – he says – In reality, it’s a pteranodon – Candy corrects him; the pteranodon roars, and everyone runs scared, followed by the pteranodon; they run between the other dinosaurs, and goes for the way the pteranodon arrived, they see a dim light at the end of the tunnel, when they go out, Mabel sees at her right a group of rocks, she grabs Dipcifica and Candy’s arms, and pulls them, running behind the group of rocks, followed by Pacifiper and McGucket; the pteranodon goes out, and begins to fly.
Everyone sticks out their heads from behind the rocks, Dipcifica frees himself from Mabel, and hugs Pacifiper’s arm, then they see they’re in a giant cavern, with a prehistoric valley below them, lightened by a green light from bioluminescent moss on the walls; the rails continue to a rock column with a big nest on it, with a big egg inside, many human remains, and the roof of the police car – HELP! Help! – they hear Soos’ voice, everyone looks in direction of the nest, and sees Wadoos there – Soos! – Dipcifica and Pacifiper says – My Waddles! – Mabel says, and runs in direction to the nest – Oh great – Dipcifica says; Mabel arrives to Wadoos, and hugs him – My Waddles, my Waddles – Ah, sorry, dude, but I’m Soos, not Waddles – Wadoos says – Ah right – Mabel says. The hear how the egg is starting to break, and then, the head of a baby pteranodon appears – Aww – Mabel moans, but then, the baby launches a bite, trying to eat Wadoos, but Mabel steps back in time – Bad baby – Mabel says, in that moment, the shadow of the mother pteranodon appears, and lands over the column, blocking the rails – We have to do something – Candy says – McGucket, don’t you have any invention that help us to distract the mother? – McGucket takes off his hat, and pulls put o it a couple of silver spoons – My musical spoons! – and begins to play with them, the mother turns her head in direction to McGucket, and Mabel jumps over her head, beginning to punch it – Waddles, run! – she says, before the mother takes flight – Yes! Yes! – Wadoos says, and begins to run over the rails in direction to the others, but the baby follows it, making the rails wave, making him stay over one of the wood segments, holding for his live – Ah ah ah ah dudes! – Dipcifica makes a lasso with the segment of rope she had, and lassoes Wadoos, pulling him towards him, and catching him in the air – Got you! – Dipcifica says, he places Wadoos on the ground and takes the rope out of him – You did it amazingly – Pacifiper tells Dipcifica, who smiles – Training – he says - Watch out! – McGucket screams, pointing to the air, they see how Mabel drives the pteranodon in direction to them, making it crash against a wall close to the entrance, the pteranodon falls to the valley, while Mabel jumps out of it, landing next to the others – Everyone is here! Let’s get outta here – Dipcifica says, and everyone runs through the passage they used, with Dipcifica lighting the way, until finally reach the cavern under the church.
They stop under the hole all they fall, and see the other part of the rope still hanging – Mabel wants to know how are we going to get out of here – Mabel asks, in that moment, the geyser erupts, Candy sees the flow passes close to the rope, and stops very near where the floor of the church begins – I have an idea, if we let that geyser pushes us up, we can grab the rope or reach the floor of the church – Candy explains – Yeah, that could work – Pacifiper says, but in that moment, they hear the distant screech of the pteranodon – We must find the way to block that entrance, we can’t leave that naked chicken or the other dinosaurs escape – Dipcifica says – We can use these – they hear McGucket’s voice, when they look at him, they see grabbing some sticks of dynamite out of one of the boxes – These babies are still dry – McGucket says, Dipcifica and Pacifiper look at each other, and smile.
Some minutes later, three sticks of dynamite are taped around the wood frame of the entrance to the passage with duct tape, their fuses connected to a long one near the geyser, where everyone is over four covers of dynamite boxes, taped with duct tape, covering the geyser, Mabel holds Wadoos, while Pacifiper is hitting two rocks trying to create a spark that hits the fuse – Good luck you had duct tape in your beard, old man – Dipcifica says to McGucket – Ye never know when you’ll need to tape something – McGucket affirms; Pacifiper keeps hitting the rocks until a spark lights the fuse, and begins to move towards the sticks of dynamite – You did it, Dipper! – Dipcifica says, hugging Pacifiper, they hear the screeching roar is closer, and at the same time, they feel how the wood cover begins to tremble – Everyone! To the center! – Pacifiper says, everyone stays in the center of the wood cover, the geyser erupts, almost at the same time the pteranodon approaches to the entrance, but in that moment, the dynamite explodes, covering the entrance; the expansive wave of the blast pushes the wood cover, when everyone sees they’re at the height of the church’s floor, everyone jumps, while the cover flies away into the forest; everyone runs immediately out of the church, some seconds later, all the church is knocked down, while everyone sees from the golf cart, trying to recover their breath – Mabel glad we did it – Mabel says – Dude, me too… now, how am I gonna recover my body?! – Wadoos ask, and Dipcifica and Pacifiper look at him – First, we need to find your body, so you and Waddles can exchange bodies again – Dipcifica says, everyone goes inside the golf cart, with Pacifiper as driver, Dipcifica sit next to her, and Mabel, holding Wadoos, and Candy, sit in the back seat, and McGucket in the roof, then the cart moves – But how are we gonna find him? – Candy asks – Mabel, don’t you have a way to make Waddles returns to where you are? – Dipcifica asks – Yes, I just have to call him for his name – And Mabel begins to oink similar to a pig, making Dipcifica open wide his eyes. After some moments, Soddles appears in the way, Pacifiper stops the cart, Mabel gives Wadoos to Candy, downs the cart and open her arms – Waddles! – she screams happy, Soddles runs towards her, jumping towards her, but he just can elevate a couple of centimeters, before falling to the ground a couple of meters in front of Mabel, who still keeps her arms open.
Time later, in the Mystery Shack, one of the windows has an electric flash; inside the study room, Dipper and Pacifica are over the carpet, examining their bodies, while everyone is at the door, looking at them – I’m glad to be myself again – Pacifica says while waves her hair with her hand – Now to get rid of this thing – Dipper says, both goes down of the carpet, and roll it, placing it next to the door; Waddles, who is in Mabel’s hands, snorts, and Soos pats him in the head – I agree with you, dude, it feels good to be myself again – Soos says, but then, McGucket, with a fork and a knife in his hands, appears menacing from behind him –I’ll still eat ya – but in that moment, Mabel and Candy push him out of the room – Okay, enough old man – Mabel says; Mabel and Candy, pushing McGucket, with Waddles walking behind them, arrive to the store of the shack, when the door opens, and the lady of the map goes in – Excuse me, I’m looking for… there you are! – the three look behind, and sees Soos entering to the store, followed by Dipper and Pacifica, and the lady approaches shyly to him – Hey, I’ve been thinking, and the answer is YES! I will marry you! – she says – (sarcastically) Sooooos, you never told us you had a girlfriend – Pacifica says – Me neither, dude – Soos says, making the lady looks confused – Wait, if she met Soos while Waddles was inside his body – Candy says with a grin, Mabel carries Waddles, and rubs his belly – Waaaddles! Who knew you were such a stallion! – and Mabel with Waddles, Candy and McGucket leaves the shack with a grin on their faces – By the way, Mabel, can you tell me the story of you and that wolf? – Candy asks – All happened like three years ago, when… - is the last thing the twins, Soos and the lady, hear from them – Well, Soos, I’m sure you can explain her what happened – Pacifica says, before grabbing Dipper’s arm – Dipper and I have some business to attend – and she pulls him stairs up, leaving Soos and the lady, alone – Look, dude, uh, I’m playing a little bit of a catch up here, I was in a pig’s body for most of the day, I was almost eaten by that old prospector, kidnapped by a flying dinosaur who took me underground, so I have no idea what’s going on – Soos says, leaving the lady very confused.
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