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", "writing": "In his room, Gideon is sit in front of the Mystery Shack model he built, passing the pages of the second journal – Zombie attack? Never works, they don’t take orders, blood rain? Ew! Mess up my suit, he, no, thank you, demon caterpillars? Drat! – Gideon says, closing the journal – There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family, is not enough to harm ‘em, I need to take something from ‘em, something that’ll give me ultimate power… wait, of course! – and he grabs his model of the shack – (whispering) It’s perfect.\n\nOn the Mystery Shack, Stan, wearing his suit, is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, when he hears the doorbell’s ring, he stands up, placing his patch over his eye, and opens the door – Welcome to a world of mystery! – says greeting a man on the door wearing a suit – Stan Pines? – the man ask – The tax collector! You found me! – says Stan loud and startled, he launches to the ground a dust bomb, escaping from sight.\n\nOn the sitting room, Stan removes a picture from the wall, revealing a secret hole, where there is a bag full of bills, and begins to touch the stones around – Which one of these is the trap door? – He ask to himself in a hurry – Mr. Pines – and turns to the man, who just came inside the sitting room – I’m from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers contest, and you are a big winner! – the man says happy, a man with a camera, and two models holding balloons and a big check to Stan’s name for a value of ten million dollars also come to the sitting room – My one and only dream, which was to possess money, has come true! – Stan says happily, and the man approaches to him with a contract – Just sign here for the money – You bet! – Stan says, grabbing a pen and signing; then Gideon appears, breaking the check – HA! Stanford, you fool! You just signed over the Mystery Shack to widdle ol’ me! Ah-ha! Cha-cha! – Gideon says, dancing happily while grabs the contract Stan signed – Uh, you might want to take another look there – Stan says with a grin, Gideon read the contract, and begins to read – The shack is hereby signed over to… SUCK A LEMON, LITTLE MAN?! – says Gideon amazed while Stan laughs, Gideon, furious, breaks the papers and points angry to Stan – How dare you?! I am not a threat to be taken lightly – Gideon stretches his arms up, and looks at the man of the prize – Come here, hon, I need your arms – the man grabs him and lifts him – I’ll get you, Stanford Pines, I’ll get you all! – Gideon menaces while is taken out of the shack by the man. \n \n\n[b][center]LITTLE DIPPER AU[/center][/b]\n\n\nIn the twins’ room, Dipper, without his cap, is sitting on his bed, with Pacifica sit on his lap, lost in each other’s eyes, Pacifica surrounds Dipper’s head with her arms, approaching het to her, and both kiss; Dipper surround her with his arms, and Pacifica places his forehead over his, looking at him, smiling – Do you know how lucky you’re for living with your girlfriend? You don’t have to call me to schedule when and where to hang out, we sleep together every night, and we wake up to snuggle like this – Don’t forget I can see your beautiful smile every day – and kisses her – And the other benefits – and lifts her shirt along her training bra, making her blush, and begins to suck her breast – Oh yeeess, how can I forget those? – Pacifica says before covering her mouth, but in that moment, Dipper stops, and places his forehead against Pacifica’s chest – You don’t think I’m just into this for the benefits, do you? – Pacifica stops covering her mouth, grabs Dipper’s chin with her right hand, and lifts Dipper’s head, so he can see her eye to eye, before tickling his face with a lock of her hair – Don’t you remember what I told you about this? – She takes her hair out of his face, surrounding his head with her arms – None of those brushes has ever told me “let’s finish quickly so I can make love to you”, also, you don’t force me to do anything I don’t want, or hurry me so we can have these private moments, you give me my time and space, you respect me, I have no reason to think you only love me for my body – I still can’t believe you can get all that info for how I brush your hair – Also, I understand your eagerness, we can’t just act as normal lovers in public, and that can be frustrating from time to time, and this moments we have, help you to release that frustration – she says smiling gentle, while retires his quaff from his forehead, revealing his dipper constellation birthmark, making him smile – You really know me well, don’t you? – And she places her forehead over his – That’s because despite the time and distance, I’m still your twin, and I feel the same you feel – I’m so lucky for to have you with me again – I’m the lucky one too – and the two kiss.\n\nThe doorbell’s ring is heard, and then – PACIFICA IT’S FOR YOU! – The twins break the kiss, and Pacifica goes down from Dipper – I asked the staff to bring me a couple of things from the mansion – she fixes her bra and shirt - I’ll be back – she says pointing at him and winking, while walks out of the room – =sigh= She’s really marvelous, from the mansion?, now that I think, when she ask the staff to bring her something, she always ask for something for me too, I should do something nice for her, to give her a present… AHRGG – Dipper groans, placing his head between his hands – But what can I give to a girl who surely has everything? – he looks at his desk, where is the third journal, he grabs it, and begins to pass the pages – Maybe the journal mentions something that could be a perfect gift for her – And stops on a page that shows some crystals, and a human skull with long fangs – “Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels have led me to believe there are height-altering properties hidden deep within the forest, where clusters of crystals grow from the ground”, hmm, a unique kind of crystal… I should go to check them, I could give one to Paci – he places the journal inside his vest; he walks to the door, but Pacifica walks inside the room, holding two cardboard boxes – Dipper, there is something I want to… where are you going? – she asks him – There is something I want to check, I’ll be back soon – and he kisses her on the check – Ok, but don’t take too long, there is something I want to show you – she says, Dipper winks at her, and leaves the room.\n\nMoments later, Dipper walks on the forest, reading the journal, when, without noticing, he reaches a slope, that he begins to down running, until he reaches a straight path, being able to stop. Dipper breaths bumpy, he looks around, and he notices he’s in some sort of grove, where sun light hardly reaches, crystal grow on rocks and around mushrooms; when he looks at the ground, he sees an adult stag with a height of just three centimeters, making him open wide his eyes; something flies near him, when he sees what is, he sees a bald eagle of the size of a fly; he hears a roar, and sees a mountain lion coming behind a tree – is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective? – and the lion runs towards him – Perspective! Perspective! – Dipper screams, he protects himself with his arms, the lion jumps, crossing through a ray of pink light that makes him tiny immediately, landing on Dipper’s arm; Dipper looks at the lion, and sees funny how tiny it is – Ha ha ha – he laughs, then places the lion on the ground, who runs away. When he sees where that pink light comes from, he sees a group of crystals, with a big one in the center of it being hit by a ray of sun light, that divides the light in a ray of pink light, and other of blue light, he sees how a butterfly flies through the pink light, turns more little than it was, and then flying through the blue light, becoming almost as big as a bull – Here they are – He takes out a Swiss army knife, taking out a screwdriver, that uses to take out of the ground a crystal that has the size of the palm of his hand – This will be perfect – he says smiling.\n\nOn the shack, Pacifica is on her room, wearing a two pieces set of clothes of yellow and black horizontal strips, a white fluffy collar around her neck, a black tiara with two antennas with a cloud of cotton at the tip of each one, earrings with the shape of bees, and a black belt with a big metal sting on the back, looks herself on a full size mirror – They really did a good work, I wonder if Dipper will think the same – The door of the room opens, and Dipper goes inside, closing the door, looking at the crystal, when he looks at Pacifica, he stops astonished – Oh! Wow! – and she poses for him, placing her left hand on her nape, and raising her bending right leg while winks at him – How do I look? – Astonishing as always, any reason for changing your look? – He ask, while takes out his flashlight, and grabs from his desk tape, and a little cord – Is for Summerween – Summerwhat? – He ask – Ah right, you don’t know, Gravity Falls loves Halloween so much that they also celebrate it on the middle of the summer – Oh, I get it now, Summer, Halloween, Summerween – Dipper says – Ha ha ha, exactly, and it will be tomorrow, so I asked the staff to bring me two costumes that match, one for you, and one for me, so we can go trick or treating – Pacifica says, pointing to the box on Dipper’s bed – Thanks Paci, but don’t you think we are a little older to go trick or treating? – Older?, Dipper, we just have twelve – she approaches to him, and grabs his hands – This could be the last time we can go from home to home to ask for candies… also – and downs her look sad – the last time we can go together, I have spent five… ten Halloweens asking for candies without you going to me to change me the ones I don’t like, or… - she giggles, and looks to Dipper – Or you stealing the best from my bunch – Oh, I though you never noticed it – I did, but I let you pass because of the funny Grinch smile you made each time you though your plan worked ha ha ha ha ha – Pacifica begins to laugh, placing her hands over her stomach, while Dipper scratch his cheek – It really… it really took me a… a… a super human effort to avoid laughing like… like I’m doing now ha ha ha ha ha – Dipper looks annoyed, he then approaches to her, lifting her hear from her chin, and kissing her without giving her time to react, after a couple of seconds, he breaks the kiss, leaving Pacifica confused – Good now I know how to make you stop laughing, or I couldn’t prepare your gift – Dipper sits on his bed, and begins to work on the flashlight – A gift? For me? Why? – Because when you ask the staff to bring you something, you always ask them for something for me – Dipper, you’re my brother, that mansion, all what is inside it, and all what is linked to the Northpines name, is part of your birthright, I’m just giving you what you have the right to own – Still, I want to give you something that nobody else would have – Dipper shows her the flashlight with the crystal he took in front of the lens, with the tips taped to the cords, taped to the body of the flashlight, he turns the external ring of the lantern, making the crystal turns, changing its external face – What is that? – Pacifica asks interested – You’ll see – He sees a chess drone on the desk, he turns the flashlight, lighting up the drone with a ray of pink light, shrinking it, and Pacifica looks amazed – How did you do it? – she asks – With this crystal, now see, is reversible – he turns the crystal, and lights up the drone with the blue light, making it grow, three times the size of its original size, and Pacifica looks at the flashlight – I see – and Dipper gives the flashlight to Pacifica – Take, is for you – Pacifica smiles, and grabs the flashlight – Thank you Dipper – and kisses him on the cheek.\n\nThe doorbell rings, Stan, wearing only his underwear, opens, and then looks down angry – Oy, you – he says, seeing Gideon in front of him, who is carrying a jar filled with insects in one hand, and a baseball bat on the other hand – Howdy, Stanford, listen closely, inside this jar, I have one thousand cursed Egyptian super-termites, hand over the deed to your property or I’ll smash this jar with a bat and they’ll devour this shack with you inside! – Hey, what’s that?! Huh? – says Stan, startled, pointing behind Gideon, who turns; Stan hits the jar, making Gideon drops it, the jar opens, and the termites fly out, eating Gideon’s bat, and flying around his pompadour – Oh no! Get it off! – and runs away, scared, while Stan looks at him from the door, laughing – Hey, Soos, get in here! I want to take pictures of this! – Y’all may have won the battle, but mark my words, Stanford! Your family has a weak spot, and I’m gonna find it! Ah my hair! – Stan closes the door, and Soos arrives with a camera – I’m here Mr. Pines – Ahh, forget that Soos, and go back to work on that maze of mirrors.\n\nMoments later, Gideon is walking on the forest, clean of termites, but full of scars, and still holding the empty jar – Curse the Pines family! Curse Stan! Curse Dipper! Curse… - I found a perfect one! – Gideon hears Pacifica’s voice near, and walks in the direction he heard it; he looks through some brushes, and sees Pacifica, still in her bee costume, placing a flower on the ground, then walking away, lighting it up with the blue ray of her flashlight, making the flower has the size of a house – Wooooo? – Gideon gasps, Pacifica goes inside it, while holds the same kind of flower, but on a normal size, on her hands, and looks outside, making a pose where she’s smelling the little flower; a few meters away, Dipper, who holds her jacket on his arm, and a photo camera on his hands, takes some pictures – Ready! – he says – Are they good? – she asks – Of course they’re good, you’re very photogenic – he looks at her, but open his eyes scared and aims over her – PACIFICA! RUN! – She runs towards Dipper, behind the giant flower, appeared a giant caterpillar, when Pacifica stops next Dipper, she looks back, and sees the caterpillar, she quickly turns the crystal, and lights up the caterpillar and the flower with the pink light, shrinking both to their normal size – Fiu, I didn’t checked that flower as well as I thought – Dipper gives her her jacket, and she wears it - Now let me see those photos - but immediately, Gideon appears, taking the flashlight out of Pacifica’s hand – HA HA – Gideon? – the twins say at the same time, but immediately, Gideon lights them with the pink light, shrinking them until they have two centimeters of height – Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha – Gideon laughs, before trapping them inside the jar.\n\nTime later, on Gideon’s room, he opens the jar, and shakes it, depositing Dipper and Pacifica on the desk where he has the model of the shack – You two – and lights them up with his desk lamp – tell me, how exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm? Did somebody tell you about it? Did you read about it somewhere? – Ok ok ok, I’ll tell you, just lean closer – Pacifica says – Pacifica! – Dipper says, she turns to him, and points with her eyes to an air horn that is close – Dipper, if we don’t cooperate, we don’t know what he will do to us – she says – Indeed, Dipper, you should hear your sister, obviously she’s the smart one – Gideon says very confident, turning his ear towards him, with his hand behind it to hear better; Pacifica moves backwards, and Dipper press the button of the air horn on Gideon’s ear, scaring him, and making him cover his ears with his hands – You are right, she’s very smart, and mischievous – Dipper says, and the twins give a Hi-5, Gideon hits the lamp with his hand, furious, and raises his punch – I could squash you right now! – Dipper and Pacifica hug each other, seeing Gideon scared, Gideon sees his punch, and begins to relax – Steel yourself, Gideon, you can use them… you can use them.\n\nOn the shack, Soos is working in the building of a maze of mirrors on a room of the shack, when Stan arrives – Soos, this maze of mirrors is your best idea that I’m taking credit for yet! We’re gonna make a fortune! – Stan says while walks for the maze, he looks at his reflection on one of the mirrors, and take out his hat, placing it over a stool – Have my ears always been this big? – Stan says. The sound of a phone ring is heard at the distance, Stan walks to a workshop, where is the phone, and grabs it – Stanford Pines – Stan hear Gideon’s voice at the other side of the line – Listen to me closely, I have your niece and nephew, hand over the deed to the Mystery Shack right now, or great harm will befall them!... this is Gideon, by the way – but Stan just laughs – Oh yeah, this has gotta be your worst plot yet – says Stan while grabs and opens a soda can – They’re fine, I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago – I have them in my possession! You don’t believe me?! I will text you a photo – Gideon says angry – “Text” me a “photo”? Now you’re not even speaking English – Stan says – But… - is the last thing Gideon says before Stan hangs up.\n\nHello? Hello? – Gideon says from the mobile phone on his room, but when he hears no answer, he angrily throws the phone against the wall, breaking it; while, on the desk, Pacifica and Dipper look worried, before hearing how Gideon laughs maniacally – What am I doing? I don’t need ransom, I have this! – and raises the flashlight – I’ll shrink Stan and take the shack for myself! – and looks at the twins – Y’all will be helpless to stop me! – he says while grabs the dolls he made of them and Stan with his hand – And I any of you step out of line! – grabs the heads of the dolls, and break them from their necks, throwing the pieces to the desk while laughs, when he hears the voice of his dad calling him – Gideon, the ice cream truck is here! – Oh, coming! – he grabs the cage of a gerbil that was on a stool, placing it on the desk, and opening it, leaving the gerbil comes out – Guard them, Cheekums – and Gideon leaves the room. Dipper and Pacifica look startled to Cheekums, Dipper approaches careful to him, and touches him, but Cheekums does nothing – Well, we got to get out of here and save Stan – Dipper says – But how? in this moment, Gideon has magic and like a zillion inches on us – Let’s begin for down from here – Pacifica says – Any idea how to do it? Dipper ask her, Pacifica smiles, and from the inside of her jacket, she takes out her grappling hook, making Dipper smile big; Pacifica shoots the hook at the totem of the model, hooking the hook at it, Pacifica checks is stable, and approaches to the edge of the table, she begins to slowly down the pistol, until this stops very close to the floor – Ok, let’s go – she says. The two go down for the rope, once they reach the ground, Pacifica waves the rope, the hook unhooks from the totem, and begins to retract, back into the pistol – Glad you selected that and not a doll.\n\nThey pass under Gideon’s room door, and runs quickly, reaching the house’s meeting room, where they see Gideon and his father, eating a bottle of ice cream; Gideon is sit on a sofa, with a desk in front of him, where there is the flashlight; Gideon finishes his ice cream, and looks at his father with a serious expression – Clean me! – his father approaches to him with a napkin, and cleans Gideon’s mouth, then Gideon changes his expression to a one of an adorable kid – Father, could you give widdle ol’ me a wide to the Mystery Shack? – Oh, I’d love to, sugar-pie, but I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do – and begins to tickle Gideon, making him laugh – No, no! Don’t tickle me! No! – says the last with anger, and throws the ice cream bottle hitting the wall near his mom, who looks as if she were in a nervous break, and Gideon points angry to his father – Never! Never tickle me! What have I told you? What have I… look at me, what have I told you? – and his father looks at him ashamed – Tickling is no laughing matter – Good boy – Gideon says, patting his father – Do you still need a ride? – I’ll just take the bus! – says Gideon, grabbing the flashlight, and walking out of the how, opening the door with a kick, flipping a lamp desk, and slamming the door when he goes out – He’s a monster – Pacifica says – Come on! – Dipper says. Both run to the door, where they see a dog’s door, the push it, and goes out of the house, running across a lot filled with second-hand cars, they stop at the entrance of the lot, and see Gideon sit on a bus stop’s bench, next to Lazy Susan – What a cute little thing are you off yo, you cute little cutey-face? – Susan says to Gideon – I’m going to annihilate my archenemy’s entire family – he says in an adorable expression, while Susan looks to a side confused – Oh, okay – the bus arrives, Gideon boards it, and the bus leaves – How are we gonna reach it before he shrinks Stan?! – Pacifica ask, Dipper looks around, and sees s balloon with the shape of a “$” with wings, tied to the ground with a rope – I think I know how, follow me! – the two run on the ropes, climbing them until reach the top of the balloon, Dipper takes out the scissors of his army Swiss knife, cutting the rope, and the balloon goes flying – You handle that wing! I’ll handle this! – Dipper says to Pacifica. With both controlling the wings, they make the balloon glides where they want.\n\nSome seconds later, they reach the Mystery Shack, they control the balloon, making it crash against the roof of the shack. The bus stops, Gideon approaches to the door of the shop, and kicks it, opening it – The shack is mine, Stanford Pines! – he sees Stan’s hat behind a sideboard, and lights it up with the pink light. When the sideboard shrinks, the hat walks to a side, and Soos, wearing Stan’s hat, appears from behind the sideboard, and startles when he sees the giant Gideon – Huh? – What?! – Gideon says after seeing Soos – All right, something’s definitely different here – Soos says. Seconds later, Soos is placed inside a crystal jar, and Gideon lifts it – Tell me where Stan is! – Gideon says angry – Never! You’ll never find Stan on the second door to the left down the hall – Soos replies without fear, before noticing what he said, and scratch the side of his head – Wait, why did I say that? – Soos says, and Gideon places the jar in one of the pockets of his vest, and walks in the direction Soos mentioned – Stanford, I’m coming for ya! – Dipper and Pacifica downs the stairs, when sees Gideon going to a hallway, and they follow him.\n\nWhen Gideon reaches the room Soos mentioned, he sees amazed the maze of mirrors, and the reflection of Stan in every mirror – Stan?! – Gideon says astonished – Oh, hi, Gideon, I’ve been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze, then again, you’re an idiot, that’s the end of the sentence – and all the reflections walks away, disappearing from the mirrors – You come back here! – Gideon says while places the flashlight in his other pocket – Try and find me, twerp – Stan says, Gideon then walks through the maze. Suddenly, Pacifica’s grappling hook hooks Gideon’s suit from the shoulder, with Dipper on her back, they are retracted by the rope, until reach Gideon’s shoulder, she unhooks the hook, and both twins look at each other, making a signal of silence. Gideon walks for the maze, when he sees a reflection of Stan in front of him, startling him, he immediately grabs the flashlight and shoots the pink ray, but the light reflects on the mirrors, making Gideon ducks, the jar with Soos comes out of his pocket, and the ray hits a trophy of a moose head, shrinking it; Stan’s laughs are hear in all the place, Gideon kneels, and sees three reflections of Stan in front of him – NOOOO! – he throws the flashlight, breaking one of the mirrors – Hey, watch the merchandise! – the reflections say, Gideon grabs the flashlight, and begins to break the mirrors with it, until Stan appears from a corner – You little troll! These mirrors cost me 10… I mean, 25… five hun, $500 each, and you’re paying for all of ‘em! – Stan says angry – Au contraire, it will be you who pays! – Gideon says while points Stan with the flashlight, Dipper and Pacifica look scared, Dipper makes a signal to Pacifica, raising his right arm, and tickling his armpit with the fingers of his left hand, and then pointing Gideon, Pacifica makes an expression of gross, and negates with the head, Dipper then points Stan with the fingers of his hands, and Pacifica shrugs, looking up in signal of defeat, and both goes under Gideon’s clothes, while he points Stan with the flashlight – Whoa! What’s that thing? – Stan ask, Gideon walks towards him, but Stan walks backwards – Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation, your business, your family, everything will finally be mine! – Stan finally reaches the wall, without place to escape – You have no one to protect you now! Prepare for the wrath of Gideon glee ha ha ha, Gideon glee HA HA HA HA HA…- and Gideon begins to laugh without control, falling to the ground, Stan looks at him confused – Uh, I don’t even know how to respond to this… look kid, I think this rivalry thing is getting to you, ha, I understand, I mean, I’m a formidable foe, what can I say? – Gideon tries to point at him with the flashlight, but the tickles Dipper and Pacifica are causing him, don’t allow him to control his own body, and drops the flashlight – Hey, now, come on, you’ll get me one of these days, maybe, you know, run your evil plan by some friends next time, huh? workshop it! But first get your issues in order there – then Stan begins to push him with his feet – Up, up, over the carpet, there we go, around the end table, and out the door – And pushes him through a door; Dipper and Pacifica goes out of Gideon before Stan pushes him over a stairs out of the shack, Gideon recovers his composure, he checks his pockets, and notices he doesn’t have the flashlight – My light! – Gideon says worried to Stan – You’re the light of my life, too, pal – Stan says before closing the door – Freak show – Stan leaves the room.\n\nDipper and Pacifica walk to the flashlight, Dipper turns the crystal, and Pacifica turns on the flashlight, lighting him up with the blue ray, making Dipper recovers his normal size, then he grabs the flashlight, and lights Pacifica, who also recovers her normal size – Finally – Pacifica says – I think we should destroy that think, you know, to avoid this happens again – Seems like the smart thing to do – Dipper replies, he’s gonna take the crystal, when Pacifica notices something, and stops him – Dipper, wait – she says, then points to the ground, and both sees how Soos, still in the jar, runs inside it as if were a hamster, rolling the jar towards them – There you are, dudes! – Soos says, before stopping, Dipper grabs the jar, and both see Soos lying inside the jar, breathing hard – Dude, that was tiring.\n\nAt night, at Gideon’s house, on the meeting room, Gideon walks from one side to the room to the other, angry, while his parents are sit on a couch, watching him, his father happy, and his mother as if she was going to have a panic attack – Oh, son, don’t you mind that Stanford Pines, you’ll get your revenge one of these days – his father tells him, but Gideon approaches to a sofa, and flips it – No! it’s not just about revenge! I want that shack, the physical building! – Gideon says in rage – But why? – his father asks, and Gideon sits next to him – Because it holds a secret you couldn’t possibly imagine – and begins to laugh maniacally, then, his father places a spoon with ice cream in front of him – Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream? – his father ask him – Did you pick out all the nuts? – His father affirms with the head, Gideon open his mouth, and his father feeds him with ice cream.\n\nOn the Mystery Shack, Dipper and Pacifica are sit on her bed, both naked; Pacifica sprays herself with perfume, while Dipper combs her hair – I finally feel clean from that Gideon’s essence, I hope we don’t have to do something like that ever again – she says – I’m sorry, I just wanted to give you a special gift, and that caused all this mess – Dipper says – Is not your fault, Dipper, your intentions were good, was Gideon who twisted your gift – But now that we know what kind of monster he is, we must be more careful – Dipper says – Yeah… well, tomorrow is Summerween, I hope the staff of the mansion have my costume clear before the night – I’m sure they will… talking about costumes – Dipper stands up, and walks to his bed, approaching to the box with his costume – I don’t even have seen mine – he opens the box, looks the content with doubt, he take it out, and sees is the costume of a bird with blue feathers – Ah, I don’t get it, I though you said our costumes will match – and she looks at him with a big smile – Of course they combine, don’t you see?, birds? – and points at him with all her fingers – and bees? – and places her fingers over her chest, Dipper thinks for a second, and when he understand what she’s trying to say, he grins – In that case, our costumes should be a roster and a cat – and Pacifica looks at him with doubt – Why a roster and a cat? I don’t get why they would…? – when she finally understands the game of words, open wide her eyes and grins to Dipper – That would be too incriminating about how deep this relationship we want to keep as private as possible, really is – and Dipper approaches to her, touching her nose with his – And you think the bird and the bee will be subtler? – and Pacifica surrounds him with her arms – If someone ask, I’ll say I choose them because they were the first creatures I could think which names begin with “B” – And pushes him to the mattress, while she covers both of them with the bed sheets, and she lies next to him – Do you mind if we just cuddle this night?, I don’t feel in the mood for intense action – She asks – To be next to you is enough to me – Dipper says, Pacifica smiles, and hugs him, placing her head over his shoulder, and kisses him – Good night Dipper – Sweet Dreams Paci – and he surrounds her with his arms.\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "In his room, Gideon is sit in front of the Mystery Shack model he built, passing the pages of the second journal – Zombie attack? Never works, they don’t take orders, blood rain? Ew! Mess up my suit, he, no, thank you, demon caterpillars? Drat! – Gideon says, closing the journal – There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family, is not enough to harm ‘em, I need to take something from ‘em, something that’ll give me ultimate power… wait, of course! – and he grabs his model of the shack – (whispering) It’s perfect.

On the Mystery Shack, Stan, wearing his suit, is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, when he hears the doorbell’s ring, he stands up, placing his patch over his eye, and opens the door – Welcome to a world of mystery! – says greeting a man on the door wearing a suit – Stan Pines? – the man ask – The tax collector! You found me! – says Stan loud and startled, he launches to the ground a dust bomb, escaping from sight.

On the sitting room, Stan removes a picture from the wall, revealing a secret hole, where there is a bag full of bills, and begins to touch the stones around – Which one of these is the trap door? – He ask to himself in a hurry – Mr. Pines – and turns to the man, who just came inside the sitting room – I’m from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers contest, and you are a big winner! – the man says happy, a man with a camera, and two models holding balloons and a big check to Stan’s name for a value of ten million dollars also come to the sitting room – My one and only dream, which was to possess money, has come true! – Stan says happily, and the man approaches to him with a contract – Just sign here for the money – You bet! – Stan says, grabbing a pen and signing; then Gideon appears, breaking the check – HA! Stanford, you fool! You just signed over the Mystery Shack to widdle ol’ me! Ah-ha! Cha-cha! – Gideon says, dancing happily while grabs the contract Stan signed – Uh, you might want to take another look there – Stan says with a grin, Gideon read the contract, and begins to read – The shack is hereby signed over to… SUCK A LEMON, LITTLE MAN?! – says Gideon amazed while Stan laughs, Gideon, furious, breaks the papers and points angry to Stan – How dare you?! I am not a threat to be taken lightly – Gideon stretches his arms up, and looks at the man of the prize – Come here, hon, I need your arms – the man grabs him and lifts him – I’ll get you, Stanford Pines, I’ll get you all! – Gideon menaces while is taken out of the shack by the man.
 

LITTLE DIPPER AU



In the twins’ room, Dipper, without his cap, is sitting on his bed, with Pacifica sit on his lap, lost in each other’s eyes, Pacifica surrounds Dipper’s head with her arms, approaching het to her, and both kiss; Dipper surround her with his arms, and Pacifica places his forehead over his, looking at him, smiling – Do you know how lucky you’re for living with your girlfriend? You don’t have to call me to schedule when and where to hang out, we sleep together every night, and we wake up to snuggle like this – Don’t forget I can see your beautiful smile every day – and kisses her – And the other benefits – and lifts her shirt along her training bra, making her blush, and begins to suck her breast – Oh yeeess, how can I forget those? – Pacifica says before covering her mouth, but in that moment, Dipper stops, and places his forehead against Pacifica’s chest – You don’t think I’m just into this for the benefits, do you? – Pacifica stops covering her mouth, grabs Dipper’s chin with her right hand, and lifts Dipper’s head, so he can see her eye to eye, before tickling his face with a lock of her hair – Don’t you remember what I told you about this? – She takes her hair out of his face, surrounding his head with her arms – None of those brushes has ever told me “let’s finish quickly so I can make love to you”, also, you don’t force me to do anything I don’t want, or hurry me so we can have these private moments, you give me my time and space, you respect me, I have no reason to think you only love me for my body – I still can’t believe you can get all that info for how I brush your hair – Also, I understand your eagerness, we can’t just act as normal lovers in public, and that can be frustrating from time to time, and this moments we have, help you to release that frustration – she says smiling gentle, while retires his quaff from his forehead, revealing his dipper constellation birthmark, making him smile – You really know me well, don’t you? – And she places her forehead over his – That’s because despite the time and distance, I’m still your twin, and I feel the same you feel – I’m so lucky for to have you with me again – I’m the lucky one too – and the two kiss.

The doorbell’s ring is heard, and then – PACIFICA IT’S FOR YOU! – The twins break the kiss, and Pacifica goes down from Dipper – I asked the staff to bring me a couple of things from the mansion – she fixes her bra and shirt - I’ll be back – she says pointing at him and winking, while walks out of the room – =sigh= She’s really marvelous, from the mansion?, now that I think, when she ask the staff to bring her something, she always ask for something for me too, I should do something nice for her, to give her a present… AHRGG – Dipper groans, placing his head between his hands – But what can I give to a girl who surely has everything? – he looks at his desk, where is the third journal, he grabs it, and begins to pass the pages – Maybe the journal mentions something that could be a perfect gift for her – And stops on a page that shows some crystals, and a human skull with long fangs – “Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels have led me to believe there are height-altering properties hidden deep within the forest, where clusters of crystals grow from the ground”, hmm, a unique kind of crystal… I should go to check them, I could give one to Paci – he places the journal inside his vest; he walks to the door, but Pacifica walks inside the room, holding two cardboard boxes – Dipper, there is something I want to… where are you going? – she asks him – There is something I want to check, I’ll be back soon – and he kisses her on the check – Ok, but don’t take too long, there is something I want to show you – she says, Dipper winks at her, and leaves the room.

Moments later, Dipper walks on the forest, reading the journal, when, without noticing, he reaches a slope, that he begins to down running, until he reaches a straight path, being able to stop. Dipper breaths bumpy, he looks around, and he notices he’s in some sort of grove, where sun light hardly reaches, crystal grow on rocks and around mushrooms; when he looks at the ground, he sees an adult stag with a height of just three centimeters, making him open wide his eyes; something flies near him, when he sees what is, he sees a bald eagle of the size of a fly; he hears a roar, and sees a mountain lion coming behind a tree – is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective? – and the lion runs towards him – Perspective! Perspective! – Dipper screams, he protects himself with his arms, the lion jumps, crossing through a ray of pink light that makes him tiny immediately, landing on Dipper’s arm; Dipper looks at the lion, and sees funny how tiny it is – Ha ha ha – he laughs, then places the lion on the ground, who runs away. When he sees where that pink light comes from, he sees a group of crystals, with a big one in the center of it being hit by a ray of sun light, that divides the light in a ray of pink light, and other of blue light, he sees how a butterfly flies through the pink light, turns more little than it was, and then flying through the blue light, becoming almost as big as a bull – Here they are – He takes out a Swiss army knife, taking out a screwdriver, that uses to take out of the ground a crystal that has the size of the palm of his hand – This will be perfect – he says smiling.

On the shack, Pacifica is on her room, wearing a two pieces set of clothes of yellow and black horizontal strips, a white fluffy collar around her neck, a black tiara with two antennas with a cloud of cotton at the tip of each one, earrings with the shape of bees, and a black belt with a big metal sting on the back, looks herself on a full size mirror – They really did a good work, I wonder if Dipper will think the same – The door of the room opens, and Dipper goes inside, closing the door, looking at the crystal, when he looks at Pacifica, he stops astonished – Oh! Wow! – and she poses for him, placing her left hand on her nape, and raising her bending right leg while winks at him – How do I look? – Astonishing as always, any reason for changing your look? – He ask, while takes out his flashlight, and grabs from his desk tape, and a little cord – Is for Summerween – Summerwhat? – He ask – Ah right, you don’t know, Gravity Falls loves Halloween so much that they also celebrate it on the middle of the summer – Oh, I get it now, Summer, Halloween, Summerween – Dipper says – Ha ha ha, exactly, and it will be tomorrow, so I asked the staff to bring me two costumes that match, one for you, and one for me, so we can go trick or treating – Pacifica says, pointing to the box on Dipper’s bed – Thanks Paci, but don’t you think we are a little older to go trick or treating? – Older?, Dipper, we just have twelve – she approaches to him, and grabs his hands – This could be the last time we can go from home to home to ask for candies… also – and downs her look sad – the last time we can go together, I have spent five… ten Halloweens asking for candies without you going to me to change me the ones I don’t like, or… - she giggles, and looks to Dipper – Or you stealing the best from my bunch – Oh, I though you never noticed it – I did, but I let you pass because of the funny Grinch smile you made each time you though your plan worked  ha ha ha ha ha – Pacifica begins to laugh, placing her hands over her stomach, while Dipper scratch his cheek – It really… it really took me a… a… a super human effort to avoid laughing like… like I’m doing now ha ha ha ha ha – Dipper looks annoyed, he then approaches to her, lifting her hear from her chin, and kissing her without giving her time to react, after a couple of seconds, he breaks the kiss, leaving Pacifica confused – Good now I know how to make you stop laughing, or I couldn’t prepare your gift – Dipper sits on his bed, and begins to work on the flashlight – A gift? For me? Why? – Because when you ask the staff to bring you something, you always ask them for something for me – Dipper, you’re my brother, that mansion, all what is inside it, and all what is linked to the Northpines name, is part of your birthright, I’m just giving you what you have the right to own – Still, I want to give you something that nobody else would have – Dipper shows her the flashlight with the crystal he took in front of the lens, with the tips taped to the cords, taped to the body of the flashlight, he turns the external ring of the lantern, making the crystal turns, changing its external face – What is that? – Pacifica asks interested – You’ll see – He sees a chess drone on the desk, he turns the flashlight, lighting up the drone with a ray of pink light, shrinking it, and Pacifica looks amazed – How did you do it? – she asks – With this crystal, now see, is reversible – he turns the crystal, and lights up the drone with the blue light, making it grow, three times the size of its original size, and Pacifica looks at the flashlight – I see – and Dipper gives the flashlight to Pacifica – Take, is for you – Pacifica smiles, and grabs the flashlight – Thank you Dipper – and kisses him on the cheek.

The doorbell rings, Stan, wearing only his underwear, opens, and then looks down angry – Oy, you – he says, seeing Gideon in front of him, who is carrying a jar filled with insects in one hand, and a baseball bat on the other hand – Howdy, Stanford, listen closely, inside this jar, I have one thousand cursed Egyptian super-termites, hand over the deed to your property or I’ll smash this jar with a bat and they’ll devour this shack with you inside! – Hey, what’s that?! Huh? – says Stan, startled, pointing behind Gideon, who turns; Stan hits the jar, making Gideon drops it, the jar opens, and the termites fly out, eating Gideon’s bat, and flying around his pompadour – Oh no! Get it off! – and runs away, scared, while Stan looks at him from the door, laughing – Hey, Soos, get in here! I want to take pictures of this! – Y’all may have won the battle, but mark my words, Stanford! Your family has a weak spot, and I’m gonna find it! Ah my hair! – Stan closes the door, and Soos arrives with a camera – I’m here Mr. Pines – Ahh, forget that Soos, and go back to work on that maze of mirrors.

Moments later, Gideon is walking on the forest, clean of termites, but full of scars, and still holding the empty jar – Curse the Pines family! Curse Stan! Curse Dipper! Curse… - I found a perfect one! – Gideon hears Pacifica’s voice near, and walks in the direction he heard it; he looks through some brushes, and sees Pacifica, still in her bee costume, placing a flower on the ground, then walking away, lighting it up with the blue ray of her flashlight, making the flower has the size of a house – Wooooo? – Gideon gasps, Pacifica goes inside it, while holds the same kind of flower, but on a normal size, on her hands, and looks outside, making a pose where she’s smelling the little flower; a few meters away, Dipper, who holds her jacket on his arm, and a photo camera on his hands, takes some pictures – Ready! – he says – Are they good? – she asks – Of course they’re good, you’re very photogenic – he looks at her, but open his eyes scared and aims over her – PACIFICA! RUN! – She runs towards Dipper, behind the giant flower, appeared a giant caterpillar, when Pacifica stops next Dipper, she looks back, and sees the caterpillar, she quickly turns the crystal, and lights up the caterpillar and the flower with the pink light, shrinking both to their normal size – Fiu, I didn’t checked that flower as well as I thought – Dipper gives her her jacket, and she wears it - Now let me see those photos - but immediately, Gideon appears, taking the flashlight out of Pacifica’s hand – HA HA – Gideon? – the twins say at the same time, but immediately, Gideon lights them with the pink light, shrinking them until they have two centimeters of height – Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha – Gideon laughs, before trapping them inside the jar.

Time later, on Gideon’s room, he opens the jar, and shakes it, depositing Dipper and Pacifica on the desk where he has the model of the shack – You two – and lights them up with his desk lamp – tell me, how exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm? Did somebody tell you about it? Did you read about it somewhere? – Ok ok ok, I’ll tell you, just lean closer – Pacifica says – Pacifica! – Dipper says, she turns to him, and points with her eyes to an air horn that is close – Dipper, if we don’t cooperate, we don’t know what he will do to us – she says – Indeed, Dipper, you should hear your sister, obviously she’s the smart one – Gideon says very confident, turning his ear towards him, with his hand behind it to hear better; Pacifica moves backwards, and Dipper press the button of the air horn on Gideon’s ear, scaring him, and making him cover his ears with his hands – You are right, she’s very smart, and mischievous – Dipper says, and the twins give a Hi-5, Gideon hits the lamp with his hand, furious, and raises his punch – I could squash you right now! – Dipper and Pacifica hug each other, seeing Gideon scared, Gideon sees his punch, and begins to relax – Steel yourself, Gideon, you can use them… you can use them.

On the shack, Soos is working in the building of a maze of mirrors on a room of the shack, when Stan arrives – Soos, this maze of mirrors is your best idea that I’m taking credit for yet! We’re gonna make a fortune! – Stan says while walks for the maze, he looks at his reflection on one of the mirrors, and take out his hat, placing it over a stool – Have my ears always been this big? – Stan says. The sound of a phone ring is heard at the distance, Stan walks to a workshop, where is the phone, and grabs it – Stanford Pines – Stan hear Gideon’s voice at the other side of the line – Listen to me closely, I have your niece and nephew, hand over the deed to the Mystery Shack right now, or great harm will befall them!... this is Gideon, by the way – but Stan just laughs – Oh yeah, this has gotta be your worst plot yet – says Stan while grabs and opens a soda can – They’re fine, I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago – I have them in my possession! You don’t believe me?! I will text you a photo – Gideon says angry – “Text” me a “photo”? Now you’re not even speaking English – Stan says – But… - is the last thing Gideon says before Stan hangs up.

Hello? Hello? – Gideon says from the mobile phone on his room, but when he hears no answer, he angrily throws the phone against the wall, breaking it; while, on the desk, Pacifica and Dipper look worried, before hearing how Gideon laughs maniacally – What am I doing? I don’t need ransom, I have this! – and raises the flashlight – I’ll shrink Stan and take the shack for myself! – and looks at the twins – Y’all will be helpless to stop me! – he says while grabs the dolls he made of them and Stan with his hand – And I any of you step out of line! – grabs the heads of the dolls, and break them from their necks, throwing the pieces to the desk while laughs, when he hears the voice of his dad calling him – Gideon, the ice cream truck is here! – Oh, coming! – he grabs the cage of a gerbil that was on a stool, placing it on the desk, and opening it, leaving the gerbil comes out – Guard them, Cheekums – and Gideon leaves the room. Dipper and Pacifica look startled to Cheekums, Dipper approaches careful to him, and touches him, but Cheekums does nothing – Well, we got to get out of here and save Stan – Dipper says – But how? in this moment, Gideon has magic and like a zillion inches on us – Let’s begin for down from here – Pacifica says – Any idea how to do it? Dipper ask her, Pacifica smiles, and from the inside of her jacket, she takes out her grappling hook, making Dipper smile big; Pacifica shoots the hook at the totem of the model, hooking the hook at it, Pacifica checks is stable, and approaches to the edge of the table, she begins to slowly down the pistol, until this stops very close to the floor – Ok, let’s go – she says. The two go down for the rope, once they reach the ground, Pacifica waves the rope, the hook unhooks from the totem, and begins to retract, back into the pistol – Glad you selected that and not a doll.

They pass under Gideon’s room door, and runs quickly, reaching the house’s meeting room, where they see Gideon and his father, eating a bottle of ice cream; Gideon is sit on a sofa, with a desk in front of him, where there is the flashlight; Gideon finishes his ice cream, and looks at his father with a serious expression – Clean me! – his father approaches to him with a napkin, and cleans Gideon’s mouth, then Gideon changes his expression to a one of an adorable kid – Father, could you give widdle ol’ me a wide to the Mystery Shack? – Oh, I’d love to, sugar-pie, but I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do – and begins to tickle Gideon, making him laugh – No, no! Don’t tickle me! No! – says the last with anger, and throws the ice cream bottle hitting the wall near his mom, who looks as if she were in a nervous break, and Gideon points angry to his father – Never! Never tickle me! What have I told you? What have I… look at me, what have I told you? – and his father looks at him ashamed – Tickling is no laughing matter – Good boy – Gideon says, patting his father – Do you still need a ride? – I’ll just take the bus! – says Gideon, grabbing the flashlight, and walking out of the how, opening the door with a kick, flipping a lamp desk, and slamming the door when he goes out – He’s a monster – Pacifica says – Come on! – Dipper says. Both run to the door, where they see a dog’s door, the push it, and goes out of the house, running across a lot filled with second-hand cars, they stop at the entrance of the lot, and see Gideon sit on a bus stop’s bench, next to Lazy Susan – What a cute little thing are you off yo, you cute little cutey-face? – Susan says to Gideon – I’m going to annihilate my archenemy’s entire family – he says in an adorable expression, while Susan looks to a side confused – Oh, okay – the bus arrives, Gideon boards it, and the bus leaves – How are we gonna reach it before he shrinks Stan?! – Pacifica ask, Dipper looks around, and sees s balloon with the shape of a “$” with wings, tied to the ground with a rope – I think I know how, follow me! – the two run on the ropes, climbing them until reach the top of the balloon, Dipper takes out the scissors of his army Swiss knife, cutting the rope, and the balloon goes flying – You handle that wing! I’ll handle this! – Dipper says to Pacifica. With both controlling the wings, they make the balloon glides where they want.

Some seconds later, they reach the Mystery Shack, they control the balloon, making it crash against the roof of the shack. The bus stops, Gideon approaches to the door of the shop, and kicks it, opening it – The shack is mine, Stanford Pines! – he sees Stan’s hat behind a sideboard, and lights it up with the pink light. When the sideboard shrinks, the hat walks to a side, and Soos, wearing Stan’s hat, appears from behind the sideboard, and startles when he sees the giant Gideon – Huh? – What?! – Gideon says after seeing Soos – All right, something’s definitely different here – Soos says. Seconds later, Soos is placed inside a crystal jar, and Gideon lifts it – Tell me where Stan is! – Gideon says angry – Never! You’ll never find Stan on the second door to the left down the hall – Soos replies without fear, before noticing what he said, and scratch the side of his head – Wait, why did I say that? – Soos says, and Gideon places the jar in one of the pockets of his vest, and walks in the direction Soos mentioned – Stanford, I’m coming for ya! – Dipper and Pacifica downs the stairs, when sees Gideon going to a hallway, and they follow him.

When Gideon reaches the room Soos mentioned, he sees amazed the maze of mirrors, and the reflection of Stan in every mirror – Stan?! – Gideon says astonished – Oh, hi, Gideon, I’ve been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze, then again, you’re an idiot, that’s the end of the sentence – and all the reflections walks away, disappearing from the mirrors – You come back here! – Gideon says while places the flashlight in his other pocket – Try and find me, twerp – Stan says, Gideon then walks through the maze. Suddenly, Pacifica’s grappling hook hooks Gideon’s suit from the shoulder, with Dipper on her back, they are retracted by the rope, until reach Gideon’s shoulder, she unhooks the hook, and both twins look at each other, making a signal of silence. Gideon walks for the maze, when he sees a reflection of Stan in front of him, startling him, he immediately grabs the flashlight and shoots the pink ray, but the light reflects on the mirrors, making Gideon ducks, the jar with Soos comes out of his pocket, and the ray hits a trophy of a moose head, shrinking it; Stan’s laughs are hear in all the place, Gideon kneels, and sees three reflections of Stan in front of him – NOOOO! – he throws the flashlight, breaking one of the mirrors – Hey, watch the merchandise! – the reflections say, Gideon grabs the flashlight, and begins to break the mirrors with it, until Stan appears from a corner – You little troll! These mirrors cost me 10… I mean, 25… five hun, $500 each, and you’re paying for all of ‘em! – Stan says angry – Au contraire, it will be you who pays! – Gideon says while points Stan with the flashlight, Dipper and Pacifica look scared, Dipper makes a signal to Pacifica, raising his right arm, and tickling his armpit with the fingers of his left hand, and then pointing Gideon, Pacifica makes an expression of gross, and negates with the head, Dipper then points Stan with the fingers of his hands, and Pacifica shrugs, looking up in signal of defeat, and both goes under Gideon’s clothes, while he points Stan with the flashlight – Whoa! What’s that thing? – Stan ask, Gideon walks towards him, but Stan walks backwards – Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation, your business, your family, everything will finally be mine! – Stan finally reaches the wall, without place to escape – You have no one to protect you now! Prepare for the wrath of Gideon glee ha ha ha, Gideon glee HA HA HA HA HA…- and Gideon begins to laugh without control, falling to the ground, Stan looks at him confused – Uh, I don’t even know how to respond to this… look kid, I think this rivalry thing is getting to you, ha, I understand, I mean, I’m a formidable foe, what can I say? – Gideon tries to point at him with the flashlight, but the tickles Dipper and Pacifica are causing him, don’t allow him to control his own body, and drops the flashlight – Hey, now, come on, you’ll get me one of these days, maybe, you know, run your evil plan by some friends next time, huh? workshop it! But first get your issues in order there – then Stan begins to push him with his feet – Up, up, over the carpet, there we go, around the end table, and out the door – And pushes him through a door; Dipper and Pacifica goes out of Gideon before Stan pushes him over a stairs out of the shack, Gideon recovers his composure, he checks his pockets, and notices he doesn’t have the flashlight – My light! – Gideon says worried to Stan – You’re the light of my life, too, pal – Stan says before closing the door – Freak show – Stan leaves the room.

Dipper and Pacifica walk to the flashlight, Dipper turns the crystal, and Pacifica turns on the flashlight, lighting him up with the blue ray, making Dipper recovers his normal size, then he grabs the flashlight, and lights Pacifica, who also recovers her normal size – Finally – Pacifica says – I think we should destroy that think, you know, to avoid this happens again – Seems like the smart thing to do – Dipper replies, he’s gonna take the crystal, when Pacifica notices something, and stops him – Dipper, wait – she says, then points to the ground, and both sees how Soos, still in the jar, runs inside it as if were a hamster, rolling the jar towards them – There you are, dudes! – Soos says, before stopping, Dipper grabs the jar, and both see Soos lying inside the jar, breathing hard – Dude, that was tiring.

At night, at Gideon’s house, on the meeting room, Gideon walks from one side to the room to the other, angry, while his parents are sit on a couch, watching him, his father happy, and his mother as if she was going to have a panic attack – Oh, son, don’t you mind that Stanford Pines, you’ll get your revenge one of these days – his father tells him, but Gideon approaches to a sofa, and flips it – No! it’s not just about revenge! I want that shack, the physical building! – Gideon says in rage – But why? – his father asks, and Gideon sits next to him – Because it holds a secret you couldn’t possibly imagine – and begins to laugh maniacally, then, his father places a spoon with ice cream in front of him – Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream? – his father ask him – Did you pick out all the nuts? – His father affirms with the head, Gideon open his mouth, and his father feeds him with ice cream.

On the Mystery Shack, Dipper and Pacifica are sit on her bed, both naked; Pacifica sprays herself with perfume, while Dipper combs her hair – I finally feel clean from that Gideon’s essence, I hope we don’t have to do something like that ever again – she says – I’m sorry, I just wanted to give you a special gift, and that caused all this mess – Dipper says – Is not your fault, Dipper, your intentions were good, was Gideon who twisted your gift – But now that we know what kind of monster he is, we must be more careful – Dipper says – Yeah… well, tomorrow is Summerween, I hope the staff of the mansion have my costume clear before the night – I’m sure they will… talking about costumes – Dipper stands up, and walks to his bed, approaching to the box with his costume – I don’t even have seen mine – he opens the box, looks the content with doubt, he take it out, and sees is the costume of a bird with blue feathers – Ah, I don’t get it, I though you said our costumes will match – and she looks at him with a big smile – Of course they combine, don’t you see?, birds? – and points at him with all her fingers – and bees? – and places her fingers over her chest, Dipper thinks for a second, and when he understand what she’s trying to say, he grins – In that case, our costumes should be a roster and a cat – and Pacifica looks at him with doubt – Why a roster and a cat? I don’t get why they would…? – when she finally understands the game of words, open wide her eyes and grins to Dipper – That would be too incriminating about how deep this relationship we want to keep as private as possible, really is – and Dipper approaches to her, touching her nose with his – And you think the bird and the bee will be subtler? – and Pacifica surrounds him with her arms – If someone ask, I’ll say I choose them because they were the first creatures I could think which names begin with “B” – And pushes him to the mattress, while she covers both of them with the bed sheets, and she lies next to him – Do you mind if we just cuddle this night?, I don’t feel in the mood for intense action – She asks – To be next to you is enough to me – Dipper says, Pacifica smiles, and hugs him, placing her head over his shoulder, and kisses him – Good night Dipper – Sweet Dreams Paci – and he surrounds her with his arms.
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